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• Ass v3

  
  

  by King Scoot Fighter » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:22 pm

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• Three Word Story

  
  

  by beemer pat » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:15 am

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  Story that will

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  KY and JBWeld.

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• My woman boggle.

  
  

  by Delphia » Sun Sep 05, 2004 2:13 am

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  Ok... Ive mentioned I have a bonk buddy... she isnt realy involved in this decision.
  
  But the girl who is coming up from melbourne I have a slight...

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  aghh just be excited... dont expect anything so if something good happens youll be blown away!:)

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• Hey Ames! And everybody under age 50!

  
  

  by DOF » Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:58 am

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  I have been reading that quote Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways shouting...

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  DOF there is a rider here near me that is in his mid 50's and that is his saying as well. He lives it responsibly. And honestly with all the hardware...

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• Compassionate colonialism

  
  

  by Ames » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:45 pm

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  Here's an amusing history lesson for ya:

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  Oooh, that's a good one. Let's just hope that the Pax Americana (or rather Bellum Americana) collapsing won't be too hard on you guys. Cheers from a...

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• Physics Lesson

  
  

  by mtne » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:43 am

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• Olympic humor

  
  

  by Ames » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:12 am

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  Saw this and giggled. I especially enjoyed the fan reaction during the soccer game.

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  :mrgreen: :lol:
  
  I love the Carl Stalling-esq score....why does classical music and slapstick violent cartoons go so great together?

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• Life is good...

  
  

  by Delphia » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:57 am

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  Last night I danced my ass off with a group of good looking girls, wrestled one of them in jelly in our underware on stage in my fave club, got $20...

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  Oh it gets better... from the 8th to the 12th... im going to be rather drunk!
  
  Wendsday the 8th - I hit the club with the boys, EVERY week... and...

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• drew for president

  
  

  by xtian » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:39 pm

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• Hang in there Baby!!

  
  

  by Ban Guzzi » Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:18 pm

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  Sick and wrong....Im trying to get into the VIP section, don't mind me...

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  oh lord.... i better go to two masses on sunday....
  that was wrong... so wrong....

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• i promise not to do that again...

  
  

  by SidVicious » Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:13 pm

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  i was cleaning off my chain from all the dried up grease and crap yesterday. was almost done, spinning the tire and holding a rag on the chain, when...

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  A kid I used to work with was (still is probably) missing most of the last three toes on his foot because he decided to jumo on the back of his big...

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• Olympic Blunders

  
  

  by Ames » Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:26 pm

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  'Kay, I'll admit that I don't know if these are true, and for a change I'm feeling too fuckin' lazy to do any research (wierd, isn't it?).
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  BWAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• What would you put on there?

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:13 am

  

  Read this, , have a laugh and then go tell: how would you use photo stamps for general insubordination?
  
  If I lived in the US, and wanted to send a...

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• Tricks of the Trade

  
  

  by Ames » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:22 am

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  This is really fascinating. I already knew some of these (PEBCAK) but found a lot of these interesting.

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  Way cool link there Trogdor

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• Hummer on a 12" stump...:)

  
  

  by Ban Guzzi » Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:24 pm

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  The good Dr. J's favorite vehicle...

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  I admit its a guilty pleasure of mine but id love one of the australian ford explorer SUV's (not as wide and not as long and a much smaller engine)...

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• Friendly Reminder

  
  

  by Muppet » Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:54 am

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  From Our friends at DailyCandy
  
  American Beauty
  
  If you've never voted, you're missing out on one of life's great pleasures.
  
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  Nearly 76 million eligible Americans didn't vote in 2000.
  
  Most of them couldn't, thanks to Katherine Harris. I'll bet they're re-registered THIS...

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• Political rhetoric

  
  

  by Orthodoxgypsy » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:51 pm

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  But there is also a pretty sweet video of a scooter crashing through a shop window. I think it's right after he says 90% complete .
  
  *disclaimer:...

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  Oops...I should have used Warnung! Not Gesucht (search)
  
  Ich wurde verwechselt. (No, I don't how to speak German). Yes. I would also mistakenly say...

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• Mugshot Gallery Updates?

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:49 am

  

  So, I peruse the Mugshot Gallery from time to time and try to throw some updated pics there to keep things interesting. Per Orthodoxgypsy's post, it...

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• Resume worth reading

  
  

  by lifeon2 » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:02 pm

  This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available
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  GEORGE W. BUSH
  1600 Pennsylvania...

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• Prescription Drug or Transformer?

  
  

  by Ames » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:03 am

  Allrighty, it's time to see if all those Saturday mornings in front of the tube were wasted:
  
  I got fifteen out of seventeen correct. Yep, it's...

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• Shut Up and Rock?

  
  

  by Muppet » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:44 am

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  Personally, I think Jello Biafra needs to bitch slap Alice for this shit.
  
  --Rock veteran Alice Cooper has lashed out against musicians campaigning...

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  And bratney spears?? she's an example of why they continue to manufacture more efficient and sturdy hammers.

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• Hey, Fluffy!!!

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:31 pm

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  With your pink tutu, this would be PERFECT!

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  ...I'd wear it...with a black utili-kilt...

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• Thank Muppet for this funny...a cynic's mantras

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:16 am

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  •Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
  •There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am...

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  i liked those alot!

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• limp Dick...

  
  

  by Ban Guzzi » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:26 am

  

  not what your thinking...much better!!!

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• How to protest properly

  
  

  by Ames » Thu Aug 26, 2004 5:56 am

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  Read this on the DMY site and thought it was amusing. Oh to be in New York next week.

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  I'd come protest, but I also wanted to see Central Park, apparently you can't do both at the same time next week :wink:.

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• Cultists in the San Francisco bay area

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:46 pm

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  If there is anybody there, could you just go to Golden Gate Park and look around for...well, strange depressions in the grass, invisible objects,...

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  Was James Doohan seen somewhere speaking into a Mac mouse?

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• What would you name him???

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:12 am

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  :( Bandit go bye bye?
  
  Downside is the innevitable name change...I could embrace something like Rado8.5, or GuzziPat..but I don't think I could reply...

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  Delicate Flower.

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• Wow!!

  
  

  by Ban Guzzi » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:01 am

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  Its not often I agree with this particular columnist, but she hit it right on this time. ..It's not a slam ladies, just words that fit what rattles...

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  I believe we will have achieved equality when women have fought for and won the responsibility to register for the draft, and men actually have a...

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• Colorado ranks #4 in places to die!

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:47 am

  

  Just happened upon this news tidbit and thought I'd share. I like living in a state that offers a living will.

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• WTF? No Theft Insurance?

  
  

  by Gauss » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:06 pm

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  Well at least there's a copy in every fucking dorm room between here an Bora Bora.....

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  ...it should be called coyote fu*k redux :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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