Well, there is the title image of the article, as well hidden from prying hotlinkers as it may be.
And as stupid as it is to ride without proper gear. If you're gonna discard ATGATT, might as well go whole hog. They maintain helmets which, as the press tells us, is the single most important thing to know about anyone who rides, so there is that.
Now, I shall slip into my secret identity, to try and find a linkable version of that image.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.