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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby red » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:34 am

Jaeger wrote:Uh, guys?

The MV Agusta RVS #1

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LINK TO MO.COM STORY AND GOBS MORE PIX HERE

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I saw that on FB a while back but I'm not very good at sharing. Yeah, pretty damn saucy.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby motorpsycho67 » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:34 pm

Nice...
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:31 am

Hey, Rench & BSH, how you like this RC390?

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby red » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:03 am

Whoa! I dig it.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Bigshankhank » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:22 pm

Jaeger wrote:Hey, Rench & BSH, how you like this RC390?

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:48 am

O HAI

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Someone's already tricked out a new Triumph Bobber.

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby xtian » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:02 am

Meh.
50.000$ for plastic covers and a gas tank.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:14 am

xtian wrote:Meh.
50.000$ for plastic covers and a gas tank.


I didn't say anything about it being a worthwhile investment, I just think it's sexxah. ;)

(But yeah, I didn't bother looking at the prices since that shop also apparently sells Buggattis. :shock:)

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Bigshankhank » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:34 am

Jaeger wrote:O HAI

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Why does the headlight look like its one motorboatin' sonofabitch...
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:09 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:Why does the headlight look like its one motorboatin' sonofabitch...


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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby xtian » Wed Oct 25, 2017 12:58 pm

https://rideapart.com/articles/kawasaki ... ils-z900rs
Meh. It's supposed to look like a mid 70's z900 but it looks like a late 90's zephyr with the poor assembly of a xrs 900 yamaha
110hp. zero design effort. not excited.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby red » Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:01 pm

This was released today:

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It's not too bad but I'm pretty meh about it.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby red » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:45 pm

Jaeger wrote:Image

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They should have offered an upgraded version like this, from the factory. With the exception of the rear shock mount, it's mostly bolt on. I've been emailing with the guy who built it.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:29 am

red wrote:They should have offered an upgraded version like this, from the factory. With the exception of the rear shock mount, it's mostly bolt on. I've been emailing with the guy who built it.


I've seen some pretty cool riffs on Blasts. I'd love a chance to ride one of the hotted-up ones. I took a brief spin one one some years ago while helping someone buy a bike, and they seemed like fantastic city bikes.

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:06 am

Oh goodness.

https://newatlas.com/bmw-concept-6-six- ... 6/#gallery

The pix don't want to embed properly, but check that out.

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby xtian » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:21 pm

Jaeger wrote:Oh goodness.

https://newatlas.com/bmw-concept-6-six- ... 6/#gallery

The pix don't want to embed properly, but check that out.

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that's what I'm talking about, the future, right NOW, not some sloppy retro fake nostalgia for people who didn't even ride bikes in those days. technology dogdamnit, speed, excitement, sex, motorcycles. (not necessarily in that order)
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:49 am

Got a double Husky post here:

First Look: 2018 Husqvarna Vitpilen 701

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and...

EICMA 2017: Husqvarna Svartpilen 701 Concept

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Both have approximately the same stats:


Engine type Single cylinder, 4-stroke
Displacement 693 cc
Bore x Stroke 105 mm x 80 mm
Power 73.8 hp at 8500 rpm
Torque 53.1 lb-ft. at 6750 rpm
Transmission 6 gears
Fuel system Keihin EFI (throttle body 50 mm)
...
Wheelbase 56.5 in. +/- 0.6 in.
Ground Clearance 5.5 in.
Seat Height 32.7 in.
Tank Capacity (approx.) 3.2 gallons
Weight (without Fuel, approx.) 346 pounds (claimed)

(Courtesy MO.com)

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:43 am

red wrote:It's a scrambler bonanza!

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/new-bikes/2017/november/norton-650-scrambler-supersport/

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby xtian » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:56 pm

http://images.mcn.bauercdn.com/PageFile ... scale=down
That's just obscene, on both photoshop mock up and motorcycle design levels.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:12 am

This one's inspiration for Rench:

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby problemaddict » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:59 pm

Jaeger wrote:
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I want that helmet!
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Bo_9 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:33 am

Neat they are making their helmet!
Sadly it could just be something they designed for promo material to "feel out" response to it.
http://hiconsumption.com/2017/11/husqva ... le-helmet/
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Bigshankhank » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:25 am

Oh I do like that, but is this not a production item? Make my orange instead of white, though.
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Postby Bo_9 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:35 am

When an old man dies a library burns...

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby red » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:37 am

https://rideapart.com/articles/new-affordable-honda-based-e-cafe-racers


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The New Affordable "Honda-Based" E-Cafe Racers
As the electric motorcycle market continues to grow, it’s no surprise to see players from outside the motorcycle world get involved. Recently a Spanish designer partnered with a Chinese factory to deliver a pair of sexy, reasonably priced electric cafe bikes that are heavily influenced by classic Hondas.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Jaeger » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:09 am



That's pretty slick. And $5K? That ain't bad for a bike that will never need to be fed.

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby Rench » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:46 am

Ayup. That'll do nicely.

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby problemaddict » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:27 pm

Fucking visually MENTAL streetfighter:

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Oh, and, name that bike...
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Postby DerGolgo » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:56 am

problemaddict wrote:Oh, and, name that bike...

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