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THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Jaeger » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:47 am

Skkot, you have competition...


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BikeEXIF wrote:...See See have installed a La Marzocco Linea 2-group espresso machine, which is probably worth more than the Ural itself. The machine is fed by a 26-gallon water tank, via a purification system, and once in place, was fettled by the techs from Black Rabbit Service Co. to ensure peak performance.

There’s also a hand sink, a pitcher cleaner, a built-in cooler, a coffee grinder, plenty of storage, and a 220v/110v electrical panel.

The espresso machine weighs more than 50 kg (112 lbs), and 26 gallons of water weighs almost double that. So the sidecar required bracing, and there’s a discreet airbag suspension system to stop the precious cargo from being rattled around too much....


No need for a Monkey, anyway... :shock:

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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Bigshankhank » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:10 pm

So, how hard would it be to have a pony keg setup with two taps?
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Pintgudge » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:20 pm

Your beer would be shaken, not stirred.
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Jaeger » Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:12 pm

Pintgudge wrote:Your beer would be shaken, not stirred.


...and the average ambient temperature of wherever you happened to be, unless you put a refrigeration unit on it. (Strategically placed dry ice?)

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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Sisyphus » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:09 am

Or a Co2 fire extinguisher.
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Beemer Dan » Sun Oct 28, 2018 2:02 pm

That is an absolutely stupid and absurd waste of a good bike. I want one.
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Bigshankhank » Sun Oct 28, 2018 3:12 pm

Beemer Dan wrote:That is an absolutely stupid and absurd waste of a good bike. I want one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait, where was the good bike in this thread?
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby DerGolgo » Mon Oct 29, 2018 3:19 am

Jaeger wrote:
Pintgudge wrote:Your beer would be shaken, not stirred.


...and the average ambient temperature of wherever you happened to be, unless you put a refrigeration unit on it. (Strategically placed dry ice?)

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Urals are supposed to be run in the cold. Based on my impression, their presence may actually drop temperatures. Nobody fucks with a mad Russian, not even the sun.
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Mk3 » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:34 am

It's too bad the more reliable of the the two motors is on one wheel.

Now, if he converts the 3rd wheel drive-shaft to operate as a clutch-in bean grinder: respect.
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby red » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:18 pm

Mk3 wrote:It's too bad the more reliable of the the two motors is on one wheel.

Now, if he converts the 3rd wheel drive-shaft to operate as a clutch-in bean grinder: respect.


Just dump 'em right into the rear diff! But then again, you might get more metal shavings than ground coffee when you empty it.
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Beemer Dan » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:42 am

They need to do a Goldwing with a greenhouse sidecar
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby DerGolgo » Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:03 am

Beemer Dan wrote:They need to do a Goldwing with a greenhouse sidecar


Like this here Beemer? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Beemer Dan » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:37 pm

Is it wrong that I kind of dig that sidecar? Not that I would get one, but it just looks so cozy
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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Jaeger » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:13 pm

Beemer Dan wrote:Is it wrong that I kind of dig that sidecar? Not that I would get one, but it just looks so cozy


So the monkey can drink the coffee while you're riding?

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Re: THE MOST CAFÉ RACER EVAR

Postby Bigshankhank » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:55 pm

Jaeger wrote:
So the monkey can drink the coffee while you're riding?

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That sounds like a song lyric from Beck.
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