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DOOM 2018

Postby AZRider » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:25 pm

DOOM 2018 will be Friday October 5- Sunday October 7.

I think we should start a new DOOM tradition: “The Dozer Ride.” The key aspect of a Dozer Ride is that everyone participating has to ride other people’s bikes. I am open to suggestions for the rest of the details.

My ideas so far:
1) We could do the main Saturday all day ride as a Dozer Ride with multiple bike trades along the route
2) We could do it in the afternoon in the parking lot before people get drinking, with people taking each other’s bikes for a short loop
Or we can come up with another plan.
One way or another I want us to do a version of it and call it The Dozer Ride.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby red » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:45 pm

Sounds jangleplatz! I have the PTO approved from work but that's no guarantee life will let me attend.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Rench » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:53 pm

I dig it. With apologies to whoever goes from anything even resembling a modern sportbike to Christina. :mrgreen:

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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby SomeMook » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:17 pm

This ride must contain a dirt section.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby GOSTAZ » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:56 pm

This ride needs a commemorative patch. Doze, piloting a chopper with MLP riding bitch works for me. What say the rest of ye?
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Mean Chuck » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:02 pm

I guess I’ll have to get off my ass and have at least one bike on the road this year.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Pattio » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:04 pm

I love it.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby AZRider » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:31 pm

GOSTAZ wrote:This ride needs a commemorative patch. Doze, piloting a chopper with MLP riding bitch works for me. What say the rest of ye?

I am working on the Dozer memorial patch. Info coming soon.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby causef0rconcern » Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:41 am

Thanks for doing that Adam.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby MATPOC » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:32 am

I like it!
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby boz » Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:24 pm

I dig it. I hesitate to suggest mandatory wheelies and/or slamming the forks on your rental.

In case anyone's curious - the first (only?) time I rode Dozer's bike was on our ride when I had juuuust done my first motorbike wheelie on my ZRX. His Bandit 1200 was *much* more wheelie-friendly and I 12 o clocked that shit - freaked out - and slammed my testicles into the gas tank when I brought it down....nearly dumping the bike.

It was fine.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Skkot » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:19 pm

Definitely. Into it. My two favorite bikes I have directly because of Dozer putting them on my radar. We can also throw the DOOMbarmachine into the mix.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Mk3 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:03 pm

That sounds perfect, but I'm a bit drunk, so take that input with a shot of scotch. Side note, meticulous spelling and grammar are WAY the fuck more difficult when shithammered on cheap scotch and drambuie (which is really just a sweater cheap scotch). I shall never disclose the quantity of errors committed during the drafting of this simple sentence. And thank Cthulhu for the squiggly red lines, and that my spell check knows Cthulhu.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Mk3 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:22 pm

I don't remember posting that.... I swear I just read this thread for the first time this evening. I do however agree with my previous sentiments.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby boz » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:45 pm

As someone who joined the board 8 years ago but has never attended a DOOM I'd love a bit of detail. I know the motel meetup spot in Pennsyltucky, but that's about it. Aside from just searching the forum for rants, any info y'all'd care to share?
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Bigshankhank » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:13 am

boz wrote:As someone who joined the board 8 years ago but has never attended a DOOM I'd love a bit of detail. I know the motel meetup spot in Pennsyltucky, but that's about it. Aside from just searching the forum for rants, any info y'all'd care to share?


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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby red » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:58 am

You never forget your first time.
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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Jaeger » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:50 pm

red wrote:You never forget your first time.


That's actually not strictly true; you do if you get blackout drunk...

Not that any of us would ever do that... :mrgreen:

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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby rubber buccaneer » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:40 am

boz wrote:As someone who joined the board 8 years ago but has never attended a DOOM I'd love a bit of detail. I know the motel meetup spot in Pennsyltucky, but that's about it. Aside from just searching the forum for rants, any info y'all'd care to share?


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Re: DOOM 2018

Postby Jaeger » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:07 pm

The real trick is balancing the "Riding Time" with the "Drinking Time." This balance is often complicated by issues such as absolutely shit weather and/or hangovers.

Note, however, that these two activities are kept quite separate. Many, in fact, forego the former for reasons cited above, not to mention the guys (and gals) who ride in from real distance and are too ass-broke to do more than ride home.

At worst there's always parking-lot shenanigans. Most are fairly generous about letting you dry-hump their bikes, and will usually let you take 'em for a spin, at least if you haven't wadded someone else's bike first.

There's also the Not Summit Point Scooter rally that we used to crash. I think they're still there but I haven't visited in a few years.

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