You're the first person to post in the intro forum who actually joined not just years before I had established the latter, but when brother Blackjoe had still been running the place!
Let's not take another six years for your next post, ay
Also, I think I speak for everyone when I say: we really don't need your pinky at this point. No, not even if you kept it in Tupperware™.
Seriously, you're not supposed to keep meat around that long ...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.