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UTMC mix-tape (CD) swap?
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Patiently waiting.
I could jump in and relieve the Oct or Nov peeps and they take my June 08.
I could jump in and relieve the Oct or Nov peeps and they take my June 08.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Listen you slope-shouldered monkeys... nut up and send out them tunes.
I'm about to have double hernia surgery soon, and I expect to find some kickass tunes in my mailbox to cheer up my "can't ride your bike for at least a coupla weeks" nightmare.
Sooner than later.
Slackers.
I'm about to have double hernia surgery soon, and I expect to find some kickass tunes in my mailbox to cheer up my "can't ride your bike for at least a coupla weeks" nightmare.
Sooner than later.
Slackers.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Forever and ever, amen.SidVicious wrote:hooray!!RevCBL wrote:Rock and fucking Roll.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
- Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
- Contact:
holy shit rev, you must be my long lost brother. Every song was right up my musical alley. Just you wait!
in the meantime check out this band
http://www.myspace.com/sockrocked
in the meantime check out this band
http://www.myspace.com/sockrocked
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
OK, I'm gonna bail out Merlyn and take over the October disk, and he can have my June.
PMed him, but he seems to be really busy--no big. It'll give me something to do while I'm avoiding all that Black Friday post T'giving shopping orgy. Gimme a coupla weeks, and get ready for some good hard rockandfuckingroll, as well as some bizarrewhatthefuckisthisshit.
Hope everyone's cool wid dat.
PMed him, but he seems to be really busy--no big. It'll give me something to do while I'm avoiding all that Black Friday post T'giving shopping orgy. Gimme a coupla weeks, and get ready for some good hard rockandfuckingroll, as well as some bizarrewhatthefuckisthisshit.
Hope everyone's cool wid dat.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Crap!
Allrighty- I'll send out what I got by June- even my slacking ass should have it done by then :: grin ::
Sorry everyone.
Merlyn
Allrighty- I'll send out what I got by June- even my slacking ass should have it done by then :: grin ::
Sorry everyone.
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
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No worries Merlyn. Feckin' i-Tunes won't burn CDs for me anymore so I've got to resort to some foul Windoze software. I'll get her done by December.Merlyn wrote:Crap!
Allrighty- I'll send out what I got by June- even my slacking ass should have it done by then :: grin ::
Sorry everyone.
Merlyn
Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
No sorrys. But look on the bright side, since you're gonna be the last one, you won't have to worry about getting one-upped by any other disks (that is if all the good songs aren't already taken)Merlyn wrote:Crap!
Allrighty- I'll send out what I got by June- even my slacking ass should have it done by then :: grin ::
Sorry everyone.
Merlyn
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
OK Oct disks are out. You all shoiuld have some some added inspiration to ride real fucking hard, fast and loud this weekend , but to keep it on the bizarre side at times as well.
Blessings.
Blessings.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Not sure if it'll be as good as yours, Rex, but I guarantee it'll be harder than an Irishman's head.RexAddict wrote:Rock On!antihogXL wrote:OK Oct disks are out. .
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
- GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
Hey folks! It will probably be about a week before I am ready to ship out my January disk.
May be a bit of a departure, but I hope you find something to like, and enjoy your NEW YEAR!
Nixed the christian contemporary idea, in case you were worried...
May be a bit of a departure, but I hope you find something to like, and enjoy your NEW YEAR!
Nixed the christian contemporary idea, in case you were worried...
Primitive and Useless
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Just got it today, Shhhted. Perfect! Nothin but drankin songs for .me and my beer and bourbon tonight. Had an epiphanic moment with the Rammstein: Gonna unscrew the gascap on the Sporty and huff me some benzin to put my stupid ass over the top tonight. Prosit yourself, you bastard--and TWO from Tom Waits? fine work!Shhted wrote:Dec has shipped. Happy Effin' New Year.
I'm cooking tonight--chili omelettes. That's why my boys love me.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I don't get email notofications for this thread--sorriy it took this long. Playlist for Oct (showed my age, didn't I?):absent_carlo wrote:Nice work AntiHog--you should post your track listing.
01: Zavod (The Foundry): Aleksandr Mosolov
02: All Guns Blazing: Judas Priest
03: Fuel: Metallica
04: Bring the Noise: Anthrax w/Public Enemy
05: Animal Boy: Ramones
06: Dames, Booze, Chains, Boots: The Cramps
07: Driven: Rush
08: Higher Ground: Red Hot Chili Peppers
09: Ace of Spades: Motörhead
10: The Messenjah: P.O.D.
11: Heropsychodreamer: Live
12: Urban Struggle: The Vandals
13: Redneck Romance: Nine Pound Hammer
14: Jesus Built my Hotrod: Ministry
15: Surf Rid to Oblivion: Demented Are Go
16: Banned in D.C.: Bad Brains
17: Drug Stabbing Time: The Clash
18: This Could be Anywhere: Dead Kennedys
19: Don’t Sell me Short: Bad Religion
20: We are not Alone: Voivod
21: Redeye Expresss: Devo
22: Mucha Muchacha: Esquivel
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
Thank ye. I was in the mood for some schweeling, thus the drinking motif. Salute, Slainte, Drikk Opp, Prosit.antihogXL wrote: Just got it today, Shhhted. Perfect! Nothin but drankin songs for .me and my beer and bourbon tonight. Had an epiphanic moment with the Rammstein: Gonna unscrew the gascap on the Sporty and huff me some benzin to put my stupid ass over the top tonight. Prosit yourself, you bastard--and TWO from Tom Waits? fine work!
I'm cooking tonight--chili omelettes. That's why my boys love me.
Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Huzzah!
Very happy with your CD Shhted. Very nicely presented, and what better subject for midwinter. Great compilation. I could seriously get snarling, drooling, baying at the moon shithammered right now. Not that the CD is exerting mind control, but it sure fits my mood.
Thanks!
Very happy with your CD Shhted. Very nicely presented, and what better subject for midwinter. Great compilation. I could seriously get snarling, drooling, baying at the moon shithammered right now. Not that the CD is exerting mind control, but it sure fits my mood.
Thanks!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
- GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
So far I have the CD made, but I looked at the list that I had and there are only 11 names including mine...
I have CD's ready to go for the following members of the cult CD swap...
Absent Carlo
RexAddict
SidVicious
Merlyn
revcbl
Shhted
Dave
ImEazy
Aggroton
BackDoorBarbie
No cover art, and here is the list of who is singing what:
I want Oblivion:::: Heavy Trash
Bustin Loose ::::: Chuck Brown (go go came from DC, yo!)
2001 Spliff Odyssey :::: Thievery Corporation
SchoolBoy Crush :::: Average White Band
Backscratcher :::: Bad Influence (local blues band)
Ugly Man :::: Little Johnny Taylor
Please Don't Go Down There:::: Alowishus Farhart (local band)
So Into You:::: Atlanta Rhythm Section
Ball and Chain :::: Etta James
My Home is a Prison :::: Barbecue Bob and the SpareRibs
Last Will and Testament :::: Eric Clapton and JJ Cale
Now You're Gone:::: Buddy Guy
World I Never Made :::: Dr. John
Georgia on My Mind :::: Chuck Leavell (instrumental)
Good Ole Boys :::: Waylon Jennings
SteamRoller :::: James Taylor (One Man Band Version)
Check the list, and if I did not include you in the 10 folks, please send me a PM... and I will get you hooked up. I did not mean to forget you, my list might be old.
Lots of blues this time. Hope y'all can deal. Thanks to everybody for the stuff that has already been sent out. Had a LOT of fun checking other folk's stuff!
Cheers,
G
PS Sorry it is the freaking end of the month... When I accept the position of Supreme High Overlord, January will be a month spent sleeping... 01/08 has sorta sucked in my 'hood!
I have CD's ready to go for the following members of the cult CD swap...
Absent Carlo
RexAddict
SidVicious
Merlyn
revcbl
Shhted
Dave
ImEazy
Aggroton
BackDoorBarbie
No cover art, and here is the list of who is singing what:
I want Oblivion:::: Heavy Trash
Bustin Loose ::::: Chuck Brown (go go came from DC, yo!)
2001 Spliff Odyssey :::: Thievery Corporation
SchoolBoy Crush :::: Average White Band
Backscratcher :::: Bad Influence (local blues band)
Ugly Man :::: Little Johnny Taylor
Please Don't Go Down There:::: Alowishus Farhart (local band)
So Into You:::: Atlanta Rhythm Section
Ball and Chain :::: Etta James
My Home is a Prison :::: Barbecue Bob and the SpareRibs
Last Will and Testament :::: Eric Clapton and JJ Cale
Now You're Gone:::: Buddy Guy
World I Never Made :::: Dr. John
Georgia on My Mind :::: Chuck Leavell (instrumental)
Good Ole Boys :::: Waylon Jennings
SteamRoller :::: James Taylor (One Man Band Version)
Check the list, and if I did not include you in the 10 folks, please send me a PM... and I will get you hooked up. I did not mean to forget you, my list might be old.
Lots of blues this time. Hope y'all can deal. Thanks to everybody for the stuff that has already been sent out. Had a LOT of fun checking other folk's stuff!
Cheers,
G
PS Sorry it is the freaking end of the month... When I accept the position of Supreme High Overlord, January will be a month spent sleeping... 01/08 has sorta sucked in my 'hood!
Primitive and Useless
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN