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Three Word Story

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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beemer pat
Barista of Doom
Location: N 39.65653 W105.09209
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Three Word Story

Post by beemer pat » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:15 am

Story that will


04 KTM 525 EXC
01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
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Ban Guzzi
I AM THE MOTOR!

Post by Ban Guzzi » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:17 am

be repeated again...
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

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beemer pat
Barista of Doom
Location: N 39.65653 W105.09209
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Post by beemer pat » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:28 am

in a abnormal
04 KTM 525 EXC
01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
www.cohvco.org BlueRibbon Coalition http://sharetrails.org
www.RiderDown.org
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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:30 am

but yet convincing
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:34 am

tale of speed
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."

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rhinoviper
Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
Location: Tiny Town
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Post by rhinoviper » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:54 am

She was racing
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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smashinator
Barista of Doom
Location: Rancho Relaxo

Post by smashinator » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:50 pm

with an odd

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:16 pm

feeling of discontent
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:27 pm

as she redlined
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:25 pm

her ten speed.
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:49 pm

she didn't even
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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beemer pat
Barista of Doom
Location: N 39.65653 W105.09209
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Post by beemer pat » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:02 pm

grasp what was
04 KTM 525 EXC
01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
www.cohvco.org BlueRibbon Coalition http://sharetrails.org
www.RiderDown.org
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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:19 pm

going on in
When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:24 pm

the next bend.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:44 pm

I couldn't believe...
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:20 am

the way she
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:32 am

seemed to be
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
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Post by Beemer Dan » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:27 pm

petting my lederhosen
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:34 pm

right between her
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

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Post by Thumper » Sun Sep 05, 2004 2:16 pm

muscular, hairy thighs

:yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

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maniacles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: ground zero
Contact:

Post by maniacles » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:08 pm

Aching to ride

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:52 pm

hard cold steel
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:09 pm

He however didn't
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
SmugMug pictures here, Save $5 when you join SmugMug by using this coupon zu0heHHhx9sjM
http://www.bikeshareworld.com

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:22 pm

she however did
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
Contact:

Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:58 am

but they comprimised
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
Contact:

Post by Ames » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:51 am

in the middle
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

maniacles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: ground zero
Contact:

Post by maniacles » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:58 am

after hitting a

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Post by Guest » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:07 am

purple dancing hippo...

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:09 am

with a piston
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated

maniacles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: ground zero
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Post by maniacles » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:26 pm

it fit rectally.

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