To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon

[Zer0]

No time for a bacon breakfast?

[Rabbit_Fighter]

No time for a bacon breakfast?

What the shit?

Unless there are dead pigs being eaten, I have no interest in "bacon." And seriously, that joke got old years ago. It amazes me that people keep rolling with it.

[goose]

Finally, a really good reason to shave this raccoon off my face!

[Zer0]

that joke got old years ago.

Joke?

[Jaeger]

Just when you thought bacon couldn't get any better...

Headline: Seattle Area Farmer Offers Marijuana-Raised Pork

LINK TO STORY HERE.

--Jaeger

[calamari kid]

They had this story on the local news a couple nights back. I'm going to have to head down to the market and get a bit to try out.

http://www.king5.com/news/get-jesse/Jes ... 36301.html

[Jonny]

[DerGolgo]

It's been six months since the last post here, so I'm unsticking this. Why? I'm drunk with power!!

[Rench]

Yes, but look at the QUALITY of that post. That is fucking amazing right there!!

-Rench

[DerGolgo]

Yes, but look at the QUALITY of that post. That is fucking amazing right there!!

-Rench

Truly, being both bio-degradable and anti-vegan at the same time, that is fairly impressive riding armor.

[Bigshankhank]

Finally, a really good reason to shave this raccoon off my face!

That kid looks like a young Mike Ehrmantraut. Now we know why he was so angry.

[Davros]

I've changed my mind about this. I've grown as a person.

[Jaeger]

I've changed my mind about this. I've grown as a person.

She really is a good influence on you.

--Jaeger

[guitargeek]

See? Things can get better!

[beck]

This thread deserves a bump. I present to you my freezer, 60+ lbs. of bacon. Be Jealous.

[guitargeek]

bacon.jpg

[Skkot]

For the last 5 years or so, I have conducted a ritual, a sort of Skkotist Mass, employing bourbon and bacon eucharistically. Also, the thing to do with the bacon grease in the pan is to fry matzoh. It keeps well and is sacrelicious!

[guitargeek]

You're doing it right.

[Rench]

I've heard the term sacrelicious before, if you can believe it. It was misspoken by a 4 year old, but more or less same end message.

Skkot for Archbishop of the Underground!

-Rench

[guitargeek]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... ms-5557509" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Mk3]

gg's post wasn't working for me, so here's the UCOB website

*edit link fixed

[guitargeek]

Your copy pasta is undercooked.

[Skkot]

Shuff's.jpg

If you can't wait for a pork belly to cure, there are other things to do with it besides make bacon. First, if possible you should procure your pork from somewhere that has an anthropomorphic pig. Pigs walk into here, and come out in pieces. It smells good in there, too. (25 miles or so from DOOM, by the way)

[Skkot]

]And you can get sausage, they'll cut you chops however thick you want, they cure up yummy bacon which some reading this will have had, and their scrapple is good too (a different shop of beef farmers further south from there makes even tastier scrapple). For my purpose over the weekend, I procured this 11-lb. pork belly:[attachment=0]pork belly.jpg[/attachment

[Jaeger]

You going to marinate that in the NyQuil?

--Jaeger

[DerGolgo]

I've been playing around with Inspirobot.
WAY too much.
I'd generate quotes and then make my own little memes.
Along the way, I made this.
I thought I'd just leave this here ...