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To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
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- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
I do not like bacon.
I did say that,but in a negative sense, as there were no other meat choices but bacon, and was slightly disappointed.
Fuck You!!!!!!
OK I feel better,no I am not really angry, I just noticed something that I needed to clear up for the benefit of all
I did say that,but in a negative sense, as there were no other meat choices but bacon, and was slightly disappointed.
Fuck You!!!!!!
OK I feel better,no I am not really angry, I just noticed something that I needed to clear up for the benefit of all
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
I do appreciate that I am quoteable
I do love you all
Now Sausage, that's a meat
So is Corned Beef
I do love you all
Now Sausage, that's a meat
So is Corned Beef
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
I have had your Bacon, and it is better than ours, not talking about the hammy stuff that passes as Canadian bacon here in the States, but honest to goodness Canadian Bacon brought to a Rally by actual Canadians, Ian and Michelle, specifically.rolly wrote:You. Don't. Like. Bacon?
Sausage is a bacon byproduct, like pork cops, ham, hot dogs and dog food. It's just that it would be awfully wasteful to just throw away the rest of the animal after we killed it for it's bacon.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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- Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
- Location: 91945
- AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
My chef friend is working on a cookbook called:
"EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BACON AND BUTTER
except chocolate ice cream"
Thems are words to live by.
"EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BACON AND BUTTER
except chocolate ice cream"
Thems are words to live by.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.leftlaneguy wrote:No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
For those that didn't see any of my pics from Portland (Flying 15 Spring Opener thread), behold:
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Best donutish product I have ever consumed in my life.
<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/mattblomgre ... 8450"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/mattblomgren/R_JQ ... G_0052.jpg" /></a>
Best donutish product I have ever consumed in my life.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
I swear, I just stumble on this shit online. I don't go looking for it.
Goose, no, I doubt it's been patented. Might wanna get on it.
And it was originally captioned as "Protection from Muslim Men"
--Jaeger
Goose, no, I doubt it's been patented. Might wanna get on it.
And it was originally captioned as "Protection from Muslim Men"
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
Well, maybe that bacon is OKJaeger wrote:I swear, I just stumble on this shit online. I don't go looking for it.
Goose, no, I doubt it's been patented. Might wanna get on it.
And it was originally captioned as "Protection from Muslim Men"
--Jaeger
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
WTF was that? Its catchy...Sockpuppet wrote:http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/
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All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
That movie will always be great--one of my top 10 in perpetuity.guitargeek wrote:Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.leftlaneguy wrote:No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Jaeger, is that a non-beard on you?Jaeger wrote:
Here, piggy piggy piggy...
--Jaeger
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
- Location: 91945
Same here. Along with "big lebowski"Antihog wrote:That movie will always be great--one of my top 10 in perpetuity.guitargeek wrote:Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.leftlaneguy wrote:No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...
I have a shelf in my movie-room with the essentials...
A partial list:
o brother
big lebowski
mad max
blade runner
forrest gump
the battlestar series (new)
sling blade
angel heart
arlington road
pirates otc
resivoir dogs
dracula (gary oldman)
and others...
dave
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- Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
- Location: 91945
+1SomeMook wrote:WTF was that? Its catchy...Sockpuppet wrote:http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/
Dude... WAY too catchy.
"Po-ork, it's the meat of kings...."
damn. it'll be in my head the rest of the day, thanks.
dave
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- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
I think that one might make it onto my ipod.leftlaneguy wrote:+1SomeMook wrote:WTF was that? Its catchy...Sockpuppet wrote:http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/
Dude... WAY too catchy.
BTW, anyone who lives near Texas want to go try this so I can live vicariously through you?
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They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Sodalak has three restaurants...and they all freaking rock.
If you go to the one in Snook, or the one in Bryan, make sure to go hungry, and order the SMALL.
Order the small *what*, you say?
Whatever it is, order it SMALL. The steak, the potato, the appetizer, whatever. If you have a size choice, order the *small*, because i don't care HOW big, corn-fed and hungry you are, you are not finishing the large.
If you go to the one in Snook, or the one in Bryan, make sure to go hungry, and order the SMALL.
Order the small *what*, you say?
Whatever it is, order it SMALL. The steak, the potato, the appetizer, whatever. If you have a size choice, order the *small*, because i don't care HOW big, corn-fed and hungry you are, you are not finishing the large.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
- Midliferider
- Yogurt
- Location: Columbus, Ohio... a lone Triumph rider
This is why I have bacon on my home page.
www.bltproductions.com
I make a grilled porkchop meal I call Uncle Saul's, "pork so good that even your old jewish uncle Saul would eat it." Please don't don't throw rocks. This is not antisemitic. Only a measurement of how good the meal is. Carcoal grilled porkchops with a cranberry glaze. So when one of you show up in my neck of the woods that's what is served.
www.bltproductions.com
I make a grilled porkchop meal I call Uncle Saul's, "pork so good that even your old jewish uncle Saul would eat it." Please don't don't throw rocks. This is not antisemitic. Only a measurement of how good the meal is. Carcoal grilled porkchops with a cranberry glaze. So when one of you show up in my neck of the woods that's what is served.
The world is full of warnings. An elevator smells different to a midget.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Just a question: I was clicking through random Wikipedia articles the other day and ended up on the map of Georgia.
So, who here has actually reserved a burial plot on the border between Coffe County and Bacon County?
So, who here has actually reserved a burial plot on the border between Coffe County and Bacon County?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I had bacon scallion creamcheese the other day.
Not sure but, I think it made me sick.
Totally worth it.
Not sure but, I think it made me sick.
Totally worth it.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.