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To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon

Post by Davros » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:41 am

I do not like bacon.
I did say that,but in a negative sense, as there were no other meat choices but bacon, and was slightly disappointed.

Fuck You!!!!!!

:mrgreen:

OK I feel better,no I am not really angry, I just noticed something that I needed to clear up for the benefit of all


If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by Shhted » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:51 am

"Gopher, Everett?"
Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:49 pm

It's such a great quote though!
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Post by Davros » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:53 pm

I do appreciate that I am quoteable

I do love you all

Now Sausage, that's a meat
So is Corned Beef
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by rolly » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:48 pm

You. Don't. Like. Bacon?

Sausage is a bacon byproduct, like pork cops, ham, hot dogs and dog food. It's just that it would be awfully wasteful to just throw away the rest of the animal after we killed it for it's bacon.

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Post by Davros » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:15 am

rolly wrote:You. Don't. Like. Bacon?

Sausage is a bacon byproduct, like pork cops, ham, hot dogs and dog food. It's just that it would be awfully wasteful to just throw away the rest of the animal after we killed it for it's bacon.
I have had your Bacon, and it is better than ours, not talking about the hammy stuff that passes as Canadian bacon here in the States, but honest to goodness Canadian Bacon brought to a Rally by actual Canadians, Ian and Michelle, specifically.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by rob » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:58 am

TV200 wrote:Now Sausage, that's a meat
...and you still wonder why you get the nickname...

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Post by leftlaneguy » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:01 pm

Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"
No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...


:mrgreen:
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Post by AZRider » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:01 pm

My chef friend is working on a cookbook called:

"EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BACON AND BUTTER
except chocolate ice cream"

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Post by guitargeek » Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:53 pm

leftlaneguy wrote:
Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"
No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...


:mrgreen:
Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:33 am

For those that didn't see any of my pics from Portland (Flying 15 Spring Opener thread), behold:

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/mattblomgre ... 8450"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/mattblomgren/R_JQ ... G_0052.jpg" /></a>


Best donutish product I have ever consumed in my life.

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Post by Jaeger » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:47 am

I swear, I just stumble on this shit online. I don't go looking for it.

Goose, no, I doubt it's been patented. Might wanna get on it.

And it was originally captioned as "Protection from Muslim Men"

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Post by Davros » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:04 pm

Jaeger wrote:I swear, I just stumble on this shit online. I don't go looking for it.

Goose, no, I doubt it's been patented. Might wanna get on it.

And it was originally captioned as "Protection from Muslim Men"

Image


--Jaeger
Well, maybe that bacon is OK
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Post by Hank » Sat May 10, 2008 5:50 am

Me, I've actually forgiven bacon.
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Post by Sockpuppet » Mon May 12, 2008 11:31 am


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Post by SomeMook » Mon May 12, 2008 11:34 am

WTF was that? Its catchy...
Last edited by SomeMook on Mon May 12, 2008 11:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Jaeger » Mon May 12, 2008 11:37 am

Image


Here, piggy piggy piggy...

Image


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Post by Jaeger » Mon May 12, 2008 11:56 am

Image


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Post by Zer0 » Wed May 14, 2008 9:51 am

guitargeek wrote:
leftlaneguy wrote:
Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"
No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...


:mrgreen:
Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...

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Post by Zer0 » Wed May 14, 2008 9:53 am

Jaeger wrote:Image


Here, piggy piggy piggy...

Image


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Jaeger, is that a non-beard on you?
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'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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Post by leftlaneguy » Wed May 21, 2008 4:22 am

Antihog wrote:
guitargeek wrote:
leftlaneguy wrote:
Shhted wrote:"Gopher, Everett?"
No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down...


:mrgreen:
Oh, you can have the whole thing, me & Pete already had one.
We ran across a whole... gopher... village...

Image
That movie will always be great--one of my top 10 in perpetuity.
Same here. Along with "big lebowski"

I have a shelf in my movie-room with the essentials...
A partial list:

o brother
big lebowski
mad max
blade runner
forrest gump
the battlestar series (new)
sling blade
angel heart
arlington road
pirates otc
resivoir dogs
dracula (gary oldman)
and others...
dave

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Post by leftlaneguy » Wed May 21, 2008 4:32 am

SomeMook wrote:
WTF was that? Its catchy...
+1

Dude... WAY too catchy.

"Po-ork, it's the meat of kings...."


damn. it'll be in my head the rest of the day, thanks.
dave

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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed May 21, 2008 6:39 am

leftlaneguy wrote:
SomeMook wrote:
WTF was that? Its catchy...
+1

Dude... WAY too catchy.
I think that one might make it onto my ipod.

BTW, anyone who lives near Texas want to go try this so I can live vicariously through you?

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZfbTO0GlONU&hl ... ram><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZfbTO0GlONU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
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Post by Caliann » Wed May 21, 2008 10:48 am

Sodalak has three restaurants...and they all freaking rock.

If you go to the one in Snook, or the one in Bryan, make sure to go hungry, and order the SMALL.

Order the small *what*, you say?

Whatever it is, order it SMALL. The steak, the potato, the appetizer, whatever. If you have a size choice, order the *small*, because i don't care HOW big, corn-fed and hungry you are, you are not finishing the large.
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Post by Midliferider » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:55 pm

This is why I have bacon on my home page.
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:04 pm

Just a question: I was clicking through random Wikipedia articles the other day and ended up on the map of Georgia.
So, who here has actually reserved a burial plot on the border between Coffe County and Bacon County?
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:27 pm

Since there is no bacon section, I'll just have to add it here.

Last night's Top Chef finale, included a desert of fried banana slice with BACON FUCKING ICE CREAM!!! Although the judges actually enjoyed the ice cream, the chef did not win the competition.

I want bacon ice cream so bad now.

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Post by piccini9 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:24 pm

I had bacon scallion creamcheese the other day.
Not sure but, I think it made me sick.

Totally worth it.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by Groove » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:58 pm

Holy shit that's funny! And true...

:mrgreen: :(
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Post by piccini9 » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:18 am

XKCD is an awesome comic strip; allthough I don't understand a lot of it. (math)
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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