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To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
What the shit?Zer0 wrote:No time for a bacon breakfast?
Unless there are dead pigs being eaten, I have no interest in "bacon." And seriously, that joke got old years ago. It amazes me that people keep rolling with it.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
Finally, a really good reason to shave this raccoon off my face!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
Joke?Rabbit_Fighter wrote:that joke got old years ago.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
Just when you thought bacon couldn't get any better...
Headline: Seattle Area Farmer Offers Marijuana-Raised Pork
LINK TO STORY HERE.
--Jaeger
Headline: Seattle Area Farmer Offers Marijuana-Raised Pork
LINK TO STORY HERE.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
They had this story on the local news a couple nights back. I'm going to have to head down to the market and get a bit to try out.
http://www.king5.com/news/get-jesse/Jes ... 36301.html
http://www.king5.com/news/get-jesse/Jes ... 36301.html
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
It's been six months since the last post here, so I'm unsticking this. Why? I'm drunk with power!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
Yes, but look at the QUALITY of that post. That is fucking amazing right there!!
-Rench
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
Truly, being both bio-degradable and anti-vegan at the same time, that is fairly impressive riding armor.Rench wrote:Yes, but look at the QUALITY of that post. That is fucking amazing right there!!
-Rench
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
goose wrote:Finally, a really good reason to shave this raccoon off my face!
That kid looks like a young Mike Ehrmantraut. Now we know why he was so angry.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
I've changed my mind about this. I've grown as a person.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
She really is a good influence on you.Davros wrote:I've changed my mind about this. I've grown as a person.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
See? Things can get better!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- beck
- Magnum Jihad
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
This thread deserves a bump. I present to you my freezer, 60+ lbs. of bacon. Be Jealous.
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Everything fun causes cancer, road rash, pregnancy, addiction, skin discoloration, broken bones, carpal tunnel, sprained eyeballs, rugburns, sideburns, exploding friends, insurance claims, insanity, etc... You can either lie safely in wait to shufflel'd off this mortall coile, or jerk it off hard and fast. Live life to the fullest, and use lots of lube
Beemer Dan.
Beemer Dan.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Skkot
- The pain maker go awayer!
- Location: Democratic People's Republic of Maryland
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
For the last 5 years or so, I have conducted a ritual, a sort of Skkotist Mass, employing bourbon and bacon eucharistically. Also, the thing to do with the bacon grease in the pan is to fry matzoh. It keeps well and is sacrelicious!
2004 R1150 GS PKM + 2002 R1150R Sidecarmachine
You can wipe your ass and blow your nose with the same wad of tissue, but blow your nose first.
You can wipe your ass and blow your nose with the same wad of tissue, but blow your nose first.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
You're doing it right.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
I've heard the term sacrelicious before, if you can believe it. It was misspoken by a 4 year old, but more or less same end message.
Skkot for Archbishop of the Underground!
-Rench
Skkot for Archbishop of the Underground!
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
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"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
Your copy pasta is undercooked.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Skkot
- The pain maker go awayer!
- Location: Democratic People's Republic of Maryland
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
If you can't wait for a pork belly to cure, there are other things to do with it besides make bacon. First, if possible you should procure your pork from somewhere that has an anthropomorphic pig. Pigs walk into here, and come out in pieces. It smells good in there, too. (25 miles or so from DOOM, by the way)
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2004 R1150 GS PKM + 2002 R1150R Sidecarmachine
You can wipe your ass and blow your nose with the same wad of tissue, but blow your nose first.
You can wipe your ass and blow your nose with the same wad of tissue, but blow your nose first.
- Skkot
- The pain maker go awayer!
- Location: Democratic People's Republic of Maryland
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
]And you can get sausage, they'll cut you chops however thick you want, they cure up yummy bacon which some reading this will have had, and their scrapple is good too (a different shop of beef farmers further south from there makes even tastier scrapple). For my purpose over the weekend, I procured this 11-lb. pork belly:[attachment=0]pork belly.jpg[/attachment
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2004 R1150 GS PKM + 2002 R1150R Sidecarmachine
You can wipe your ass and blow your nose with the same wad of tissue, but blow your nose first.
You can wipe your ass and blow your nose with the same wad of tissue, but blow your nose first.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
You going to marinate that in the NyQuil?
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
I've been playing around with Inspirobot.
WAY too much.
I'd generate quotes and then make my own little memes.
Along the way, I made this.
I thought I'd just leave this here ...
WAY too much.
I'd generate quotes and then make my own little memes.
Along the way, I made this.
I thought I'd just leave this here ...
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.