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To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Just thought I'd post that I just ate some bacon.
Now my keyboard is greasy.
Now my keyboard is greasy.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- Urban Terrorist
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: England
- Contact:
Bacon is bloody lovely!! Especially when part of a full english breakfast:
http://redefine.dyndns.org/~andyr/blog/ ... C01096.JPG
And plenty of bread and butter to soak up the grease!!!
http://redefine.dyndns.org/~andyr/blog/ ... C01096.JPG
And plenty of bread and butter to soak up the grease!!!
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- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Plenty of bread to soak up the grease? Don't you guys across the pond toast your bread by frying it for a bit in bacon grease? That's how my roomie always made breakfast toast.Urban Terrorist wrote:Bacon is bloody lovely!! Especially when part of a full english breakfast:
http://redefine.dyndns.org/~andyr/blog/ ... C01096.JPG
And plenty of bread and butter to soak up the grease!!!
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- BlackSamBonney
- Magnum Jihad
ok boys and girls here is the ONLY way to cook bacon.
( I' going to to get it for that statement But I still belive it)
1. pre heat your oven to 350 deg.( yes I said oven)
2. get a cooling rack and place it on top of a cookie sheet.
3. place bacon on top of cooling rack (in a pleasing patern if you must)
4. place cookie sheet.coolingrackand bacon into the oven
( yes I said oven)
5.watch carfully untill bacon reeches disiered crispness
some ware around 15-20 min
6. enjoy
7. thank me in a gushing post
( I' going to to get it for that statement But I still belive it)
1. pre heat your oven to 350 deg.( yes I said oven)
2. get a cooling rack and place it on top of a cookie sheet.
3. place bacon on top of cooling rack (in a pleasing patern if you must)
4. place cookie sheet.coolingrackand bacon into the oven
( yes I said oven)
5.watch carfully untill bacon reeches disiered crispness
some ware around 15-20 min
6. enjoy
7. thank me in a gushing post
2009 Suzuki TU 250
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
This not only sounds like sacrelige, (a good thing) but it sounds like a technique for leaving most of the greazey goodness in the bacon (also a good thing) and it's a way to be able to safely cook bacon while naked, (a really good thing).BlackSamBonney wrote:ok boys and girls here is the ONLY way to cook bacon.
( I' going to to get it for that statement But I still belive it)
1. pre heat your oven to 350 deg.( yes I said oven)
2. get a cooling rack and place it on top of a cookie sheet.
3. place bacon on top of cooling rack (in a pleasing patern if you must)
4. place cookie sheet.coolingrackand bacon into the oven
( yes I said oven)
5.watch carfully untill bacon reeches disiered crispness
some ware around 15-20 min
6. enjoy
7. thank me in a gushing post
Full report this weekend.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- BlackSamBonney
- Magnum Jihad
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Well, since I'm already gonna be naked.......................................BlackSamBonney wrote:The greazey goodness ends up in the cookie sheet and you are free to do with it what you will.
sorry
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Piccini, at least wait for it too cool off.
Damn loon.
Damn loon.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Gungnir
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: walterboro sc
- Contact:
Antihog wrote:Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house
true hillbilly redneck good old greasy spoon type food luvin there
for me too... i can hear my arteries cloggin as i speak
the only good way to cook bacon is in a seasoned cast iron
skillet get it hot and watch em sizzle..
Gungnir
08 xl1200n
08 xl1200n
- monstergirl
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Olympia
- Contact:
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: whittier, ca
You sissies COOK your bacon??Gungnir wrote:Antihog wrote:Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house
true hillbilly redneck good old greasy spoon type food luvin there
for me too... i can hear my arteries cloggin as i speak
the only good way to cook bacon is in a seasoned cast iron
skillet get it hot and watch em sizzle..
The more corrupt a society, the more numerous its laws.
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- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Some do; some don't.tucko wrote: You sissies COOK your bacon??
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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- Largely Uncontroversial
I laid this on another thread, but I fed my kids what is now called the "Code Blue Monte Cristo"' on Saturday. Bacon cheese-burger dipped in egg & fried in the bacon pan. MMMMMmmmmmmm....
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Straight to hell... >8/
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Straight to hell... >8/
Done.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
True. I've been laughed at by waitstaff at restaurants for ordering veggie burgers with bacon. Just because you like veggie burgers doesn't mean you have to forgo bacon. Some people!monstergirl wrote:In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Next time ask for some Au Jus on the side!Moto_Myotis wrote:True. I've been laughed at by waitstaff at restaurants for ordering veggie burgers with bacon. Just because you like veggie burgers doesn't mean you have to forgo bacon. Some people!monstergirl wrote:In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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- Largely Uncontroversial
Not sure if you've all seen it, but this is a good resource for the bacon aficianado.
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/0 ... con_mania/
Enjoy. >8/
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/0 ... con_mania/
Enjoy. >8/
Done.
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- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
Bacon, second only to pie.
...and on a somewhat related note, the all-time best weebl-and-bob episode:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/art/
...and on a somewhat related note, the all-time best weebl-and-bob episode:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/art/
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
- Contact:
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
And now, ladies and gentlemenhttp:, I give you the Bacon Explosion:
//www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
//www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
- AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
I personally love the shock value of ordering a veggie burger on whole wheat with a tomato slice, sprouts, and double bacon.Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn