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Post by thrasherbill » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:29 pm

Just thought I'd post that I just ate some bacon.


Now my keyboard is greasy.


:mrgreen:


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Post by piccini9 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:47 pm

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Post by Urban Terrorist » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:12 am

Bacon is bloody lovely!! Especially when part of a full english breakfast:

http://redefine.dyndns.org/~andyr/blog/ ... C01096.JPG

And plenty of bread and butter to soak up the grease!!! :D
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Post by Caliann » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:08 am

Urban Terrorist wrote:Bacon is bloody lovely!! Especially when part of a full english breakfast:

http://redefine.dyndns.org/~andyr/blog/ ... C01096.JPG

And plenty of bread and butter to soak up the grease!!! :D
Plenty of bread to soak up the grease? Don't you guys across the pond toast your bread by frying it for a bit in bacon grease? That's how my roomie always made breakfast toast.
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Post by Zer0 » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:35 am

Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house
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Post by BlackSamBonney » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:11 pm

ok boys and girls here is the ONLY way to cook bacon.
( I' going to to get it for that statement But I still belive it)

1. pre heat your oven to 350 deg.( yes I said oven)

2. get a cooling rack and place it on top of a cookie sheet.

3. place bacon on top of cooling rack (in a pleasing patern if you must)

4. place cookie sheet.coolingrackand bacon into the oven
( yes I said oven)

5.watch carfully untill bacon reeches disiered crispness
some ware around 15-20 min

6. enjoy

7. thank me in a gushing post
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:38 pm

BlackSamBonney wrote:ok boys and girls here is the ONLY way to cook bacon.
( I' going to to get it for that statement But I still belive it)

1. pre heat your oven to 350 deg.( yes I said oven)

2. get a cooling rack and place it on top of a cookie sheet.

3. place bacon on top of cooling rack (in a pleasing patern if you must)

4. place cookie sheet.coolingrackand bacon into the oven
( yes I said oven)

5.watch carfully untill bacon reeches disiered crispness
some ware around 15-20 min

6. enjoy

7. thank me in a gushing post
This not only sounds like sacrelige, (a good thing) but it sounds like a technique for leaving most of the greazey goodness in the bacon (also a good thing) and it's a way to be able to safely cook bacon while naked, (a really good thing).
Full report this weekend.
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Post by BlackSamBonney » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:55 pm

The greazey goodness ends up in the cookie sheet and you are free to do with it what you will.
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:01 pm

BlackSamBonney wrote:The greazey goodness ends up in the cookie sheet and you are free to do with it what you will.
Well, since I'm already gonna be naked.......................................












sorry
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Post by Zer0 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:57 pm

Piccini, at least wait for it too cool off.

:|

Damn loon.
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:40 pm

I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:26 am

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Post by Gungnir » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:56 pm

Antihog wrote:Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house

true hillbilly redneck good old greasy spoon type food luvin there
for me too... i can hear my arteries cloggin as i speak
the only good way to cook bacon is in a seasoned cast iron
skillet get it hot and watch em sizzle..
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Post by monstergirl » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:57 pm

Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!
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Post by tucko » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:32 pm

Gungnir wrote:
Antihog wrote:Melted bacon grease in the pan, NOT Pam, for non-stick fried eggs in our house

true hillbilly redneck good old greasy spoon type food luvin there
for me too... i can hear my arteries cloggin as i speak
the only good way to cook bacon is in a seasoned cast iron
skillet get it hot and watch em sizzle..
You sissies COOK your bacon??
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Post by Caliann » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:50 pm

tucko wrote: You sissies COOK your bacon??
Some do; some don't.
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Post by Flatline » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:29 pm

It's a bit late, but:

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There was a recipe on the rants there at one point. Looks like that's gone now :(
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Post by Metalredneck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:51 am

I laid this on another thread, but I fed my kids what is now called the "Code Blue Monte Cristo"' on Saturday. Bacon cheese-burger dipped in egg & fried in the bacon pan. MMMMMmmmmmmm....
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Straight to hell... >8/
Done.

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Post by Moto_Myotis » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:42 pm

monstergirl wrote:
Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!
True. I've been laughed at by waitstaff at restaurants for ordering veggie burgers with bacon. Just because you like veggie burgers doesn't mean you have to forgo bacon. Some people!

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Post by Groove » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:10 pm

Moto_Myotis wrote:
monstergirl wrote:
Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
In a conversation with KarlPackage this weekend, I found out he disagrees with me on this issue!
True. I've been laughed at by waitstaff at restaurants for ordering veggie burgers with bacon. Just because you like veggie burgers doesn't mean you have to forgo bacon. Some people!
Next time ask for some Au Jus on the side! :mrgreen:
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Post by Groove » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:19 pm

I just came home from work, and found several dozen peanutbutter-banana-BACON cookies on my kitchen counter! :shock:


My Wife is so cool! :mrgreen:
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Post by Metalredneck » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:27 am

Not sure if you've all seen it, but this is a good resource for the bacon aficianado.
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/0 ... con_mania/
Enjoy. >8/
Done.

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Post by FastCat » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:15 am

Bacon, second only to pie.

...and on a somewhat related note, the all-time best weebl-and-bob episode:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/art/

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Post by Flatline » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:03 pm

"Lo, I have become Death, stealer of Pie"

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Post by sweetpea » Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:49 am

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or

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Post by SSCAM » Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:16 am

Now if I can just convince Copenhagen to make bacon flavored snuff I will be all set.
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:30 am

And now, ladies and gentlemenhttp:, I give you the Bacon Explosion:

//www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/


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Post by Shhted » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:23 am

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Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.

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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:29 pm

Moto_Myotis wrote: Image
One bacon to find them...in eternal darkness bind them...
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Post by AZRider » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:09 pm

Flat_Black_Rat wrote:I finally found one thing bacon does not go on, veggie burgers! There must have been a rather cheeky cook at the post dirtbiking eating establishment...
I personally love the shock value of ordering a veggie burger on whole wheat with a tomato slice, sprouts, and double bacon.
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