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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:39 pm

For some reason, I just now decided to read this entire thread.

I um.... Feel like I should go do something else.

On the upshot, those bacon chocolate maple cookies look like something I might make for christmas.
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Hell on Wheels

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Post by Vespalina » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:45 am

How about My First Bacon?
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You've got a friend in meat

(and he talks and says "I'm Bacon!")

We're always thinking and dreaming here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. In fact, we have meetings to do just that (and eat, not that we need an excuse to eat). While nomming on some delicious BLTs slathered in Baconnaise, designerd Christian thought a terrifying thought. "With all this vegetarian buzz going around," he mused, "What will happen to bacon in the future? What if everyone goes... vegan?" (Insert the sound of three dozen monkeys simultaneously gasping... except for the vegetarian employees who were silently thoughtful.) This is our plan.
Squeeze him and he says, "I'm Bacon!". No matter what the situation, he says, "I'm Bacon!" This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn't want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don't just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much.

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* Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 8 and older
* Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
* Mechanical animated mouth
* Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
* Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
* Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
* Requires 3 x AA Batteries (not included)
* Dimensions: 19" tall by 7" wide

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What do bacon do?

Post by Vespalina » Thu May 06, 2010 5:09 pm

What DO bacon do?

http://www.whatdobacondo.com/

Did you ever wonder what your bacon does when you're not looking? Did yourealize that bacon had a life of its own?

A friend at work bought some bacon and named her bacon Stella.
Stella is an alcoholic bacon, and she likes to travel. Here's a few shots of her at work today making some new friends:
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Post by Groove » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:56 am

Dimitri about to chow on Mrs. Groove's chocolate covered bacon on a stick.

Come to the Hillbilly Hooligan Weekend, there will be more!!!


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Post by Vespalina » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:02 am

Groove wrote:Dimitri about to chow on Mrs. Groove's chocolate covered bacon on a stick.

Come to the Hillbilly Hooligan Weekend, there will be more!!!


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I have heard about the sheer wonderfulness that is Mrs. Groove's chocolate covered bacon. I am looking forward to having some!

Just found this ultimate pork / bacon carrying kit...maybe it could be used as a pannier bag? Perhaps the exhaust could cook the meats inside the case as you ride?

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Post by Vespalina » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:05 am

How bacon is made:

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Post by Vespalina » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:41 am

More bacon awesomeness shirts:

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Post by Jaeger » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:19 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote: and by all accounts, its real
That's just fucking tremendous... that's outstanding. I know nothing about this woman's music, but I increasingly don't care.

Bravo.

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Post by Jaeger » Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:41 pm

Uh oh...

Robots Have Decided Humans Taste Like Bacon

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Topless Robot wrote: Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres.

Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed.

The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

WE ARE SO FUCKED.

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Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:29 pm

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Post by rolly » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:06 pm

British bacon is not bacon as you know it.

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Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:22 pm

rolly wrote:British bacon is not bacon as you know it.
More like your back bacon?
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Epic bacon abomination

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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:55 pm

UndertheGun wrote:
Epic bacon abomination

This says it all....

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Post by rolly » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:34 pm

Zer0 wrote:
rolly wrote:British bacon is not bacon as you know it.
More like your back bacon?
Apparently, I don't spend enough time in the bacon thread, because I missed this.

In belated answer: The typical english bacon is apparently a third species, different from both standard bacon and backbacon (Canadian bacon/peameal bacon). In Lawrence's time, it might have been something even more different, though.

BACON HISTORY LESSON: Bacon, in days of yore, was a preserved hunk of pork. Smoked and salted and/or possibly pickled to a such a degree that it could keep for months without refrigeration (because there wasn't any), in some cases it must have been closer to jerky than it's modern descendants. I've seen mention of bacon in the tales of early settlers having to be soaked in water to soften it enough to be chewable. That's also the origin of the peameal in Canadian peameal bacon, the bacon used to coated in a batter of cormeal or peameal to seal it away from air so it wouldn't rot.

*I've got 3/4 of a pickled pork back in my fridge that is sooo tasty.

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Post by Jonny » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:40 am

When will this madness end?

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Post by Zer0 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:56 am

Jonny wrote:When will this madness end?
Madness you say? My friend, there's a fine and debatable distinction betweewn madness and greatness.

Behold: Bacon Salt and Baconnaise :P

Speaking of bacon, hey Jonny, what's Ozzie bacon like? (trying to lift your mind, even for a short respite, off the quake/tsunami misery)
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Post by UndertheGun » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:11 am

This belongs here.


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Post by UndertheGun » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:52 pm

Not so sure about this one.

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Bacon Milkshake! Fer Real!

Post by Caliann » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:09 pm

Trust Jack to give us the bacon.

Until their supply of bacon syrup runs out, you can now order a yummy bacon milkshake from Jack-in-the-Box.

It's not on the menu, you have to ask for it. It is part of their "Marry Bacon" ad campaign that started on Superbowl Sunday.
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Post by Zer0 » Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:34 pm

California gives you . . .The 'Merica. Because we love you. You're welcome.

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California burger chain Slater's 50/50 may be bringing home the bacon, now that its menu features a burger made of 100 percent ground bacon. Not to gild the lily, but the Fourth of July-inspired The 'Merica burger comes topped with a slice of thick-cut bacon, bacon island dressing, and bacon flavored cheddar cheese. It's only nonbacon topping is an impressive sunny-side-up egg.

Foodbeast notes that Slater's 50/50 has already made a name for itself by offering its flagship burger made of half ground beef and half ground bacon. Sadly, the three Slater's stores will only be offering the all-bacon burger through the end of July.

The month-long feature comes on the heels of previous burgers-of-the-month, including a Pulled Pork Burger and a Chili Cheese Frito Burger.

And if the bacon burger isn't enough for you, Slater's offers several other bacon-themed novelties, including a bacon brownie and the Bakon Mary, a twist on the Bloody Mary cocktail featuring bacon-infused vodka, a rim of bacon salt and a slice of thick-cut bacon as garnish.
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Post by goose » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:38 pm

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