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- problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
- Contact:
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
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How about My First Bacon?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml
You've got a friend in meat
(and he talks and says "I'm Bacon!")
We're always thinking and dreaming here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. In fact, we have meetings to do just that (and eat, not that we need an excuse to eat). While nomming on some delicious BLTs slathered in Baconnaise, designerd Christian thought a terrifying thought. "With all this vegetarian buzz going around," he mused, "What will happen to bacon in the future? What if everyone goes... vegan?" (Insert the sound of three dozen monkeys simultaneously gasping... except for the vegetarian employees who were silently thoughtful.) This is our plan.
Squeeze him and he says, "I'm Bacon!". No matter what the situation, he says, "I'm Bacon!" This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn't want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don't just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much.
Product Specifications
* Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 8 and older
* Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
* Mechanical animated mouth
* Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
* Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
* Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
* Requires 3 x AA Batteries (not included)
* Dimensions: 19" tall by 7" wide
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Hell on Wheels
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
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What do bacon do?
What DO bacon do?
http://www.whatdobacondo.com/
Did you ever wonder what your bacon does when you're not looking? Did yourealize that bacon had a life of its own?
A friend at work bought some bacon and named her bacon Stella.
Stella is an alcoholic bacon, and she likes to travel. Here's a few shots of her at work today making some new friends:
http://www.whatdobacondo.com/
Did you ever wonder what your bacon does when you're not looking? Did yourealize that bacon had a life of its own?
A friend at work bought some bacon and named her bacon Stella.
Stella is an alcoholic bacon, and she likes to travel. Here's a few shots of her at work today making some new friends:
Hell on Wheels
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Dimitri about to chow on Mrs. Groove's chocolate covered bacon on a stick.
Come to the Hillbilly Hooligan Weekend, there will be more!!!
Come to the Hillbilly Hooligan Weekend, there will be more!!!
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
I have heard about the sheer wonderfulness that is Mrs. Groove's chocolate covered bacon. I am looking forward to having some!Groove wrote:Dimitri about to chow on Mrs. Groove's chocolate covered bacon on a stick.
Come to the Hillbilly Hooligan Weekend, there will be more!!!
Just found this ultimate pork / bacon carrying kit...maybe it could be used as a pannier bag? Perhaps the exhaust could cook the meats inside the case as you ride?
Hell on Wheels
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
How bacon is made:
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Hell on Wheels
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- Magnum Jihad
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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That's just fucking tremendous... that's outstanding. I know nothing about this woman's music, but I increasingly don't care.BackDoorBarbie wrote: and by all accounts, its real
Bravo.
--Jaeger
P.S. -- BDB, are you gonna be rockin' a meat bikini at DOOM this year? You know they're de rigueur this year.
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Uh oh...
Robots Have Decided Humans Taste Like Bacon
LINK
--Jaeger
Robots Have Decided Humans Taste Like Bacon
Topless Robot wrote: Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres.
Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed.
The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."
But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.
WE ARE SO FUCKED.
LINK
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Seattle
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'78 R100/7 - good old friend
'76 CB750F - 5th gear works, will get to the new rims eventually
'81 R100RS - "Temporary acquisition...", he says. "Uh huh, that's what you said about the last one.", she says.
'76 CB750F - 5th gear works, will get to the new rims eventually
'81 R100RS - "Temporary acquisition...", he says. "Uh huh, that's what you said about the last one.", she says.
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
And now, thanks to 12ci, we learn that TE Lawrence would regularly ride his 1930-something Brough Superior 100 miles to buy the perfect bacon.
Thanks 12ci
Thanks 12ci
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
British bacon is not bacon as you know it.Zer0 wrote:And now, thanks to 12ci, we learn that TE Lawrence would regularly ride his 1930-something Brough Superior 100 miles to buy the perfect bacon.
Thanks 12ci
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
More like your back bacon?rolly wrote:British bacon is not bacon as you know it.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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Epic bacon abomination
Epic bacon abomination
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
UndertheGun wrote:
Epic bacon abomination
This says it all....
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Apparently, I don't spend enough time in the bacon thread, because I missed this.Zer0 wrote:More like your back bacon?rolly wrote:British bacon is not bacon as you know it.
In belated answer: The typical english bacon is apparently a third species, different from both standard bacon and backbacon (Canadian bacon/peameal bacon). In Lawrence's time, it might have been something even more different, though.
BACON HISTORY LESSON: Bacon, in days of yore, was a preserved hunk of pork. Smoked and salted and/or possibly pickled to a such a degree that it could keep for months without refrigeration (because there wasn't any), in some cases it must have been closer to jerky than it's modern descendants. I've seen mention of bacon in the tales of early settlers having to be soaked in water to soften it enough to be chewable. That's also the origin of the peameal in Canadian peameal bacon, the bacon used to coated in a batter of cormeal or peameal to seal it away from air so it wouldn't rot.
*I've got 3/4 of a pickled pork back in my fridge that is sooo tasty.
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Madness you say? My friend, there's a fine and debatable distinction betweewn madness and greatness.Jonny wrote:When will this madness end?
Behold: Bacon Salt and Baconnaise
Speaking of bacon, hey Jonny, what's Ozzie bacon like? (trying to lift your mind, even for a short respite, off the quake/tsunami misery)
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Bacon Milkshake! Fer Real!
Trust Jack to give us the bacon.
Until their supply of bacon syrup runs out, you can now order a yummy bacon milkshake from Jack-in-the-Box.
It's not on the menu, you have to ask for it. It is part of their "Marry Bacon" ad campaign that started on Superbowl Sunday.
Until their supply of bacon syrup runs out, you can now order a yummy bacon milkshake from Jack-in-the-Box.
It's not on the menu, you have to ask for it. It is part of their "Marry Bacon" ad campaign that started on Superbowl Sunday.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
California gives you . . .The 'Merica. Because we love you. You're welcome.
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Restaurant unveils 100 percent ground bacon burger
California burger chain Slater's 50/50 may be bringing home the bacon, now that its menu features a burger made of 100 percent ground bacon. Not to gild the lily, but the Fourth of July-inspired The 'Merica burger comes topped with a slice of thick-cut bacon, bacon island dressing, and bacon flavored cheddar cheese. It's only nonbacon topping is an impressive sunny-side-up egg.
Foodbeast notes that Slater's 50/50 has already made a name for itself by offering its flagship burger made of half ground beef and half ground bacon. Sadly, the three Slater's stores will only be offering the all-bacon burger through the end of July.
The month-long feature comes on the heels of previous burgers-of-the-month, including a Pulled Pork Burger and a Chili Cheese Frito Burger.
And if the bacon burger isn't enough for you, Slater's offers several other bacon-themed novelties, including a bacon brownie and the Bakon Mary, a twist on the Bloody Mary cocktail featuring bacon-infused vodka, a rim of bacon salt and a slice of thick-cut bacon as garnish.
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Restaurant unveils 100 percent ground bacon burger
California burger chain Slater's 50/50 may be bringing home the bacon, now that its menu features a burger made of 100 percent ground bacon. Not to gild the lily, but the Fourth of July-inspired The 'Merica burger comes topped with a slice of thick-cut bacon, bacon island dressing, and bacon flavored cheddar cheese. It's only nonbacon topping is an impressive sunny-side-up egg.
Foodbeast notes that Slater's 50/50 has already made a name for itself by offering its flagship burger made of half ground beef and half ground bacon. Sadly, the three Slater's stores will only be offering the all-bacon burger through the end of July.
The month-long feature comes on the heels of previous burgers-of-the-month, including a Pulled Pork Burger and a Chili Cheese Frito Burger.
And if the bacon burger isn't enough for you, Slater's offers several other bacon-themed novelties, including a bacon brownie and the Bakon Mary, a twist on the Bloody Mary cocktail featuring bacon-infused vodka, a rim of bacon salt and a slice of thick-cut bacon as garnish.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9