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Packing the X's shit...
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
Ow. Suck. Sorry, man. I know that got complicated along the way too... ugh. 
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Re: Packing the X's shit...
Hey man, I'm finally moving most of my shit out next week, and I'm hiring movers to help, more to keep me from somehow ending up in jail but I will appreciate the help lifting things anyway. Wish I was joking.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
This the gal you got together with recently? I forget her name...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
Yes, the young lady I started dating last Spring. We find someone's true self at some point. Especially when they pound down a few brewskies. 99.9% of relationships that have ended in my past ended very amicably. This one seems to be ending with someone who is very vindictive. On a scale that I'm unaccustomed to seeing. There are multiple issues that would prevent us from having a healthy, long-term relationship. Unfortunately, they can't be overlooked. Have to cut ties and move on.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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guitargeek
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
That's a bummer, man.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Mk3
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
Dispassionately and business like. That is how to do this. To everything she says or does that is despicable, give a wry smirk and focus on how you are being business like (to me I'm also focusing on how I'm winning at these moments).
It took me 4 months to stop throwing up every time I dropped my boy off, but I'll be damned if I ever let her see me sweat. With every moment of unpleasantness she is but validating the correctness of the division....then RUN AWAY!!!
here, maybe this will help too:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTWHkKDJ6Ws[/media]
It took me 4 months to stop throwing up every time I dropped my boy off, but I'll be damned if I ever let her see me sweat. With every moment of unpleasantness she is but validating the correctness of the division....then RUN AWAY!!!
here, maybe this will help too:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTWHkKDJ6Ws[/media]
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
Mk3 speaks the truth. Always take the high road. It also keeps you out of jail.
I was the kid in the dropping off scenario and for every moment of my existence that I can remember it was how bad my dad was from my mom. The entire time the worst that dad ever said about mom was "Your mom has her own ideas about things". Thirty-four years of "Your father" this and "that man" that. It wasn't until my own kids came along that I started calling her out on it because I wasn't going to have her talking to her grand-kids about their highly-involved (almost 100 mile round trip every weekend to see them since the weekend they were born) grand-dad. It was an awkward weekend at our house. I have to get after her about it still today and dad has been gone for two years.
So yes, all business, high-road all the way.
I was the kid in the dropping off scenario and for every moment of my existence that I can remember it was how bad my dad was from my mom. The entire time the worst that dad ever said about mom was "Your mom has her own ideas about things". Thirty-four years of "Your father" this and "that man" that. It wasn't until my own kids came along that I started calling her out on it because I wasn't going to have her talking to her grand-kids about their highly-involved (almost 100 mile round trip every weekend to see them since the weekend they were born) grand-dad. It was an awkward weekend at our house. I have to get after her about it still today and dad has been gone for two years.
So yes, all business, high-road all the way.
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"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
I'm planning to go up there tomorrow to drop her things off, but I'm concerned about how she's going to conduct herself. I think she has the potential to get violent. Batshit crazy is unpredictable.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Re: Packing the X's shit...
You can probably have a cop meet you there as a courtesy or at least have a well-trusted male and female friend there as witnesses and to film and insanity for evidence...
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"