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WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

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WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by Jaeger » Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:48 am

I swear to doG, I was in tears last night I was laughing so hard.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4K3W5vZiL4[/media]

NOTE: There is precisely nothing insightful or socially redeeming about this other than perhaps learning a few new terms for "vagina."

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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:13 am

"Penis-fly-trap"
That's going to see some use!
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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:47 am

Ach, makes me feel all nostalgic and shite for t auld country ...
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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by motorpsycho67 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:05 pm

Bo_9 wrote:"Penis-fly-trap"
That's going to see some use!
Used to be a band with that name.
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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by motorpsycho67 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:12 pm

John Cooper Clarke's daughter?
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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:13 am

Was meat mitt in there? Always been a favorite of mine.
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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by Jaeger » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:52 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:Was meat mitt in there? Always been a favorite of mine.
I don't think so, but she does have

MEAT SLEEVE
MEAT WALLET
MEAT FLAP

...so she probably doesn't need any more "meat" variants.
motorpsycho67 wrote:John Cooper Clarke's daughter?
Hunh?

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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by Jaeger » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:56 am

Just because I stumbled on it:

[media]https://youtu.be/F4gdq-42pIQ[/media]

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Re: WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

Post by Jaeger » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:56 am

And just because I love etymology...

[media]https://youtu.be/4-GZljHliRU[/media]

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