We, the board, we get spam

[DerGolgo]

As some of you may have noticed, we now have a contact form that lets you shoot missives straight at your glorious Administerrerrerr.

As with anything, this gets used by spammers. To, well, spam.

Mostly for "best leads", "business opportunities", all manner of nonsense.

Just now, though. I thought I'd share.

Hey my name is Amy, I am from Leggings Hut.

Thought I'd let you know that we ship our fitness apparel worldwide
directly from New York City.

Fitness leggings and athletic wear for women made with quality soft
material.

You will never overpay when shopping with us.

Discover our collection today

Thanks and have a great day!

They certainly use some manner of bot to use every contact form it can find.
Still. I can't help but trying to imagine what about this place would suggest an opportunity to sell Fitness leggings and athletic wear for women made with quality soft material.

[xtian]

Don't be fooled, I do like my women made with quality soft material.

[DerGolgo]

Milestone! First spam in potato-speak!

To paraphrase:
High quality wares from the manufacturer. Factory outlet. Same day shipping. Up to 95% cheaper than on the market.

Trashbags, sandbags, rustling bags (as in making a rustling noise, not for rustling cattle), shavings-bags (as in metal shavings or wood shavings), bubble-wrap lined envelopes, large envelopes, all manner of foils, all manner of tapes.

Actually, if you wanna know, throw this into the google translate, I'm sure there are some fun items in there for everyone:

Müllsäcke Alle, Sandsäcke, Raschelsäcke, Spänesäcke,

Kartonage, Luftpolstertaschen, Maxibrief,

Abdeckplane, Abdeckfolie, Baufolie,

Alufolie - Frischhaltefolie, Alu Klebeband - Aluband,

Abklebeband, Malerkrepp, Klebeband mit Folie, Malerkrepp mit
Folie,

Antirutsch Streifen, Klebebänder Alle, Gewebeband,
Papierklebeband,

Ddoppelseitiges Klebeband, Schaumklebeband, Reflektorband,
Absperrband,

Kantenschutz, Kantenschutzprofil, Abdeckhaube, Palettenhaube,

Reifentüten, Umzugsdecken, Möbeldecken,

Alles für Umreifung, Umreifungsband, Haspelspanner, Klemmen,

Stretchfolie, Handstretchfolie, Maschinenstretchfolie

Unkrautvlies, Malervlies, Renoviervlies,

Luftpolsterfolie, Alu Luftpolsterfolie, Schaumfolie, Alu
Schaumfolie,

Sichtschutz, Sonnenschutz, Windschutz,

Glasschutzfolie, Fensterschutzfolie,

Katzenstreu alle Sorten, Arbeitshandschuhe und Vieles mehr