Bye bye Blastard

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Bye bye Blastard

Postby Mk3 » Mon May 27, 2019 11:16 am

Same idea as the shiner. half off for you fuckers, which is basically what you could ebay the head for.

2009 Buell Blast

The Boring Stuff:
2009 Buell Blast
Miles: 13,531
Color: Yellow and Black and Stickers
Stock except: Vance & Hines exhaust, bar-end mirrors, a super sweet bungee net

This Blastard is a cheap, plastic, small get-around thing that will beat 90MpH with my 200 lb self on it. This model was disowned by its father and ceremonially crushed into small furniture sized cubes. Those that remain are damned to take the black and guard the far reaches of our realm.

I bought this bike to teach my wife to ride, which was a mixed blessing, because the clutch is a menace, and the V&H muffler is a frickin crime at full throttle (but better at lower RPM since I re-packed it). But hey, if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball. It's probably worth more stolen, the exhaust is worth about 1/8th of this bike. The whole thing takes getting used to, but is a lot of fun once you do. For what it is (a cheap starter bike) it’s a freakin gas. I've seen one of these go cross country and back, ridden by a gorilla in a human suit, and it only cost him an oil change and a set of tires.

Buell; Blast; Blastard; Starter Bike; turd burgler; Harley; scooter; what have I done; like riding a fast moped;American made; no one this tall should ride a bike this small; who is john galt; the schnozberries taste like schnozberries; what's this fly doing in my soup; the backstroke; 500cc
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Re: Bye bye Blastard

Postby jae » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:07 am

man, so is the blast already gone? if so, that was quick
There, I said it.

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