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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:21 pm

Holy crap! That's my buddy Eli's daughter! Where did you find that?
On a salvaged space freighter. Duh.


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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:18 pm

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Holy crap! That's my buddy Eli's daughter! Where did you find that?
On a salvaged space freighter. Duh.
LOL! Fucktard!!!
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elem
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Post by elem » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:42 pm

GrooveMonkey wrote:Holy crap! That's my buddy Eli's daughter! Where did you find that?
a coworker showed it to me the other day. i just searched "alien baby" to find it again. apparently it's on a number of sites. that's quite the coincidence though.
piccini9 wrote:On a salvaged space freighter. Duh.
and that made me laugh out loud myself.
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elem
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Post by elem » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:53 pm

here's the "before" picture.

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ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:21 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

ejworthen
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
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Post by ejworthen » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:37 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:50 am

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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:56 pm

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This pic is BADASS!
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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:03 pm

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
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Post by Groove » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:06 pm

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:54 am

Ugh, reminds me of me a few years ago...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:45 am

motorpsycho, you're really going to have to review you NSFW policies and protocols. :lol:

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:36 am

Jonny wrote:motorpsycho, you're really going to have to review you NSFW policies and protocols. :lol:
Never mind them...... as you are. They should be working at work anyways........... :mrgreen:
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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:22 pm

mtne wrote:
Jonny wrote:motorpsycho, you're really going to have to review you NSFW policies and protocols. :lol:
Never mind them...... as you are. They should be working at work anyways........... :mrgreen:
Hey! I resemble that remark! :mrgreen:
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Pancake
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Post by Pancake » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:19 pm

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12ci
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ejworthen
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Post by ejworthen » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:11 am

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

ejworthen
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wheezy e
Barista of Doom
Location: Colorado not Nevada!

Post by wheezy e » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:27 pm

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bullfrog
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Post by bullfrog » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

damn...those are some good ones...
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Post by bullfrog » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:20 am

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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:08 pm

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1954 Vincent Black Shadow drag bike, possibly previously owned by Ed 'Big Daddy' Roth.

My buddy Justin just picked it up in Nevada. Been sittin' since the 70s.

I'm gonna take a closer look on Tuesday.
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
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UndertheGun
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Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:03 pm

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:11 am

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Post by Jonny » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:55 pm

:yuck:

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:55 am

That looks like some kind of inverse-colored breast...I wonder if he pondered growing it further for fondling-purposes...
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:37 am

DerGolgo wrote:That looks like some kind of inverse-colored breast...I wonder if he pondered growing it further for fondling-purposes...
EW EW EW EW EW

Can you imagine sitting behind that guy at some event? The desire to pop that thing would be overwhelming, but the consequences...

:yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

EW EW EEEEEEEW

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:32 am

There is no possible way I could not pop that. It would have to be done. And recorded.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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