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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Expect the unexpected.

Post by mtne » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:25 pm

Right after Ragnorok we found out that ladytiki was newly pregnant. Well we lost that baby not long after. Kinda fucked our world up for a while. After some testing and getting checked out the fertility docs said it shouldn't have happened in the first place. Her chemistry was all wrong, yadda yadda yadda............

so fast forward to a couple of months ago and she's having H.Pelori ulcers, antibiotics which she can't keep down, funny body pains and swelling......... 'cause the doc said it couldn't happen it wasn't even on the radar. Yup, knocked up. And the good thing all in all is that we didn't know until well into the second trimester, around 19 weeks.

Being old for a first baby she's high risk, but so far so good. 26 weeks now............

So you know that when the doctor says your partner has a .001% chance of conceiving and getting past the first trimester it's going to happen, right? :mrgreen:


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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:32 am

Huzzah!! Good job!! :D
Kids are ossum!

Also, indeed, when doc's say that sort of things, that's the sort of thing that seems to happen. It's an old tradition or something. Way back in the day, it's what they told my parents.
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:24 am

Congrabulations on getting laid in a big way!
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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Pintgudge » Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:40 am

Best of luck to you both!

Or would it be tri-th? Language is confusing.
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Sisyphus
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Sisyphus » Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:12 pm

I've come to be very distrustful of doctors, mostly because of what our childrens' circumstances have forced us to learn ourselves.
But you have good news, congrats!
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12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by 12ci » Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:14 pm

congrats on the happy random chance.

yes, loosing a baby really sucks. i'm keeping my fingers crossed for you on this one (which makes it damn difficult to type...)
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Jaeger
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Jaeger » Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:05 pm

WOO HOO!!!

:mrgreen:

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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by goose » Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:09 pm

Congratulation Mountain and Lady Tiki!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by MATPOC » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:45 pm

congrats and good luck!
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stiles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Mid Atlantic

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by stiles » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:13 am

Congrats, you guys!
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Jonny » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:27 pm

Nice one!

We lost a little one last year, too. Totally threw me for a loop and it still fucks with my head even now. We are, however, back in the saddle and working on it.

Fantastic news that you guys have one on the way! Good vibrations being sent.
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:19 pm

WOOT! Congrats to you guys! Holy crap this is jangleplatz! Hang in there, it's a wild ride!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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SomeMook
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Stephens City, VA

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by SomeMook » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:11 pm

Congrats! Best of luck to you guys!
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by mtne » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:39 pm

So it's time for the big update........

The kid it here. Showed up a tad early six days ago. He's on the small side but has already gained past the birth weight. Totally mellow kid, hasn't been overly fussy outside of letting us know the basic needs. Mom's been great if quite tired, handled the whole natural birth thing just fine. Interesting points, he came out with the cord wrapped around his body up and around the torso. Even luckier the cord had a natural knot in it. Had that ever gotten fully tight bad things would have happened.

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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:13 pm

Beautiful. Congratulations!
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motorcycle the finality not is
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:25 pm

Congratz! Huzzah!!
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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:36 am

jangleplatz!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Jonny » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:59 am

That's fantastic. Nice one, mum and dad. :)
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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by calamari kid » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:37 am

Congrats! What a cute little nipper.
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by goose » Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:23 pm

Congratulations Mtne and LadyTiki!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

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12ci
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by 12ci » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:00 pm

wonderful news! very happy for all!
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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Sisyphus » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:58 pm

Squeeeeee!!
Our older son had three complete turns around his neck. He was breech, so in a way that's a good thing.
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GeekGrl
Magnum Jihad
Location: Out in the black

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by GeekGrl » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:23 am

Congratulations to you all! So glad everything has worked out in this surprise addition to the family ... enjoy the ride that is parenthood, don't get stressed about the little stuff, remember its okay to need a break, and don't hesitate to ask for help when you need it. And, yes, don't be surprised if watching an infant sleep really is a magical thing ...
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds

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Western WA. Wandering Dervish
Location: 206

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by cjp » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:17 pm

A warm welcome to the Molehill! May he grow up into a fine Mtne some day.

Glad everyone is healthy. :)
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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by mtne » Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:47 am

Bump for DG

Ambrose is well, fat and happy. So far he's quite an easy going kid which is good 'cause we're old and tired.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:59 am

mtne wrote: Image
Cut the red wire? Or ... the red wire? :lol:

Little person is looking alright! Good job! And thanks for the reminder!
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Rench
the Harm in Harmony
Location: Chicago
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by Rench » Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:02 pm

w00t!!! Welcome to the adventure!

-Rench
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Toonce(s)
Asshat Spambot
Location: south of cheese

Post by Toonce(s) » Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:06 pm

Conga Rats!

Kids are full of surprises. Really.
My 8th grade son just announced he wants to be an Army medic. He wants to study biology and chemistry and be a doctor eventually, and to help people.
This basically came out of nowhere. So far he has just been artistic, emotional and generally disinterested in school.

Expect the WTF moments.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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red
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Location: Indy
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Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by red » Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:30 am

Congrats!

We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan. :mrgreen:
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Re: Expect the unexpected.

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:18 am

red wrote:Congrats!

We were in a similar situation. Docs told us no chance w/o spending the $$$ for IVR. Being generally broke, this crapped on our spirits. However, the universe had different plans. Our first is due in mid Jan. :mrgreen:
A victory over capitalism! Down with proprietary fertility - open source kids for the win! :lol:
In all seriousness: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! :D
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