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UTMC mix-tape (CD) swap?
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
UTMC mix-tape (CD) swap?
I have a friend doing one and am a little jealous. The guildines would be as follows:
- 12 people sign up and are each assigned a different month (July to July)
- When it's your month, you create a mix-CD with cover art and send it to the other 11 people via postal mail, not electronic
- No rules on content
- Jewel cases are optional -- CD's hold up fairly well in the mail.
- You can leave feedback in the current thread
We could always adjust the numbers/schedule depending on interest. Let me know what you think or if you have any suggestions or if you want to sign up for a month.
Carlo
<this list is currently closed, as the CD's have begun to be sent>
July - absent_carlo
August - RexAddict
September - SidVicious
October - antihogXL
November - revcbl
December - Shhted
January - GOSTAZ
February - Dave
March - ImEazy
April - Aggroton
May - BackDoorBarbie
June - Merlyn
July - Timmay
August - Dobbs
- 12 people sign up and are each assigned a different month (July to July)
- When it's your month, you create a mix-CD with cover art and send it to the other 11 people via postal mail, not electronic
- No rules on content
- Jewel cases are optional -- CD's hold up fairly well in the mail.
- You can leave feedback in the current thread
We could always adjust the numbers/schedule depending on interest. Let me know what you think or if you have any suggestions or if you want to sign up for a month.
Carlo
<this list is currently closed, as the CD's have begun to be sent>
July - absent_carlo
August - RexAddict
September - SidVicious
October - antihogXL
November - revcbl
December - Shhted
January - GOSTAZ
February - Dave
March - ImEazy
April - Aggroton
May - BackDoorBarbie
June - Merlyn
July - Timmay
August - Dobbs
Last edited by absent_carlo on Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:24 pm, edited 15 times in total.
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Music lovers untie!
DIBS!
I'll take August, or some other month!
I'll take August, or some other month!
Last edited by Toonce(s) on Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Sign me up for October!
Merlyn
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Exeter, NH
- Contact:
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
i think that goes against the spirit of the idea. this way you get a new surprise in the mail every month. something to look forward to.Dave wrote:Why stretch it out over multiple months?
Why mail cd's at all? Grab the mp3's,
if you're going to do electronically, you might well just post a list of a few songs and leave it at that.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
I like the idea of receiving something physical in the mail and it also lends itself to creativity in terms of cover art.
I think shrinking the timeline would probably make sense, maybe 2 people a month. I'll let the thread sit for a few days to guage interest and then put together a timeline. Anyone who wants in can PM me their address and I'll put together a master list. Cool!
Carlo
I think shrinking the timeline would probably make sense, maybe 2 people a month. I'll let the thread sit for a few days to guage interest and then put together a timeline. Anyone who wants in can PM me their address and I'll put together a master list. Cool!
Carlo
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I take back the comment about shrinking the timeline. In fact, i was away from the machine all day and regretted the comment the whole time.
If we can get commitments to stretch it over a year, then great. Why submit to the culture of instant gratification. A 'CD of the month' club is sweet idea.
If we can get commitments to stretch it over a year, then great. Why submit to the culture of instant gratification. A 'CD of the month' club is sweet idea.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Exeter, NH
- Contact:
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
- GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
Ahh, to start out the New Year with a disc of goodness for my UTMC friends.. Heavy on the Contemporary Christian Alternative, right? January will be a month of inspiration...
AC, sending you a PM with my address! Cool idea!
AC, sending you a PM with my address! Cool idea!
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Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
Likely the monthly arrivals will serve as a steady stream of reminders. That, and we can play drums ominously outside your place at night, a-la King Kong, starting mid-April or so.BackDoorBarbie wrote:i'll take a month if someone reminds me to do this sometime next year in the months remaining. though i love making cd's i promise i will forget come may 08.
The natives are restless!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
- ImEazy
- Brigadier General Moustache
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
- Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Exeter, NH
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Exeter, NH
- Contact:
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN