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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Must we world record or something...
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MATPOC » Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:19 pm
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Niel Hodgson was doing the grid walk and asked Pedro about the morning warm-up, must be world record 130 meters at 170 mph on front wheel... so I dug...
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Apparently Pedro binned it doing some publicity stunts on Melbourne streets, and just like that from hero to zero. I don;t hold it against him, fact...
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the only place this belongs . . .
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goose » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:00 pm
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you, the tighty whitey wearer. . . . yes you. I can save your relationship. Nobody, especially your significant other, ever wants to do your laundry....
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oh wow, a new brand of asswipes.
on the topic of laundry, has anyone tried adding trisodium phosphate to get that old time clean?
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Jaguar C type world record winner
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goose » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:25 am
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94, engineered the car, race the car, and lived to see his creation get the credit it deserved. That is a perfect circle.
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hand me down Gerstner
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red » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:44 pm
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Today, my Grandfather gave me one of his Gerstner Machinist tool chests. He has been a machinist all of his adult life and received this chest from a...
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I have a couple decent (not dented or rusty) Kennedy boxes that appear to have all the hardware that my dad was rebuilding to sell. I've decided to...
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budgets suck
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Rench » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:58 am
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I can't imagine this is the first time I've griped about this, but Christ sometimes you just need to scream into the void.
Where does the money go?...
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What's a budget?
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ridin' the hog
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red » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:01 pm
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A little back story before we get to the ride report . I didn't meet my father until I was in my early twenties due to some crazy booze + car +...
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everybody knows to use a maxipad
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Ootmik Numerology?
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Rench » Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:52 am
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Working on a project with a looming deadline, I need some random numbers, and it would amuse me if they were UTMC in nature. I can only think of 667...
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Nicely played sir...
-Rench
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Goodbye, Robin Williams
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guitargeek » Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:16 pm
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Thanks for all the laughs!
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best live action popeye i ever saw
What was the worst?
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i love this - limited edition HD
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goose » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:03 am
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hehe
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I like peg bundy and herd that the big nosed glee girl wil be on soon
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Cool things of times gone by.
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Bo_9 » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:39 am
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My dad passed away last July (lung cancer. All you smokers out there stop it because it's stupid. Rant over) and as I (slowly) go through the 75...
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... twice . :o
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As ashamed as I am to further threadjack, I feel I must express ... that's dedication, that is!
I've done Crypto...
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Canada makes us look good
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goose » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:49 pm
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For all the shit American lawyers get (and they get a lot of shit, some of it well deserved), Canada just topped us.
Woman kills teen in a traffic...
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maybe the parents should counter-sue for the additional emotional distress that her suit is now causing them
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Trigger lock?
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calamari kid » Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:37 pm
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Looking for advice regarding a trigger lock for a handgun my sister has obtained. Any particular types/brands I should look for or avoid? Is there...
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i got that childsafe one and didn't know thats how u use it
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OCD anyone?
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Sisyphus » Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:32 am
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Thanks.
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Looks like I need some pro help after all. Thanks for the words!
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Okay. What ain't you telling us, Pentagon?
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DerGolgo » Thu May 15, 2014 9:10 am
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This has made the news over here, multiple outlets, agency wire stuff.
Here it is in the English.
In summary:
The UN And U.S. Pentagon Are...
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Under my tinfoil fedora, I think about the US trying to work out how to attack Canada (like War Plan Red, though that involved the rest of the...
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Oh, great and terrifying Cthulhu, be mercyful and eat us ...
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DerGolgo » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:08 am
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... right after you're done with the sharks:
the short version:
Data indicates that there was a rapid temperature rise. There was also a...
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I know, this is one of those Discovery Documentaries that needs to be taken with a bit of salt to counter some of the sensationalism in the story....
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life philosophy runs into the Joneses...
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Rench » Sun Jun 22, 2014 8:52 pm
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One of those way the fuck out there nothing to do with bikes thoughts/questions...
So I'm a pretty fiscally conservative fellow. I actually moved...
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You forgot to mention the garage...what does the garage look like?
Seriously though, I miss my acreage desperately, BUT realistically I miss the...
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D-Day anniversary.
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DerGolgo » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:10 am
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If you meet a veteran of that, shake his hand and convey my gratitude, please. I mean it.
Any veteran of the allied side in that war, actually. But,...
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Well said.
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I Am The Bearer of A Terrible Secret
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Bigshankhank » Mon May 05, 2014 5:33 pm
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Despite the enticing nature of that title, I can assure you this is not a pleasant topic. It involves discovering the sexual nature of our children...
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I should get a counselor on retainer now .
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Some funny dumb shite
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Mk3 » Sun May 25, 2014 11:40 am
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almost done rebadging the buell
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Ok, to clarify, I'm repainting the buellysses, no badges involved. The orange yellow barricade whatever was scratched to hell and faded, so I'm...
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Mom made me the best coffee cup
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calamari kid » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:16 pm
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So one of my Ma's retirement pastimes is painting china. Lots of flowers and such. So I suggested she check out Ralph Steadman and she painted this...
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nice, my mom glued a leaf to an ashtray with mod podge and called it art, gave it to me for xmas. the leaf fell off.
i dont even dig leaves that...
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NUKE AND PAVE
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Jaeger » Wed May 14, 2014 10:38 am
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No, really: NUKE AND PAVE!
CalTech astronomer Fritz Zwicky was the first to conceive of dark matter, supernovas and neutron stars. He also had a...
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I love crazy people!
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HAM radio license.
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rc26 » Tue May 06, 2014 8:53 am
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I've decided to go after my Technician class HAM radio license. Has anyone sat for one? Are they very difficult?
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I got my technician class license when I was eleven, study and it'll be cake.
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Anyone in Denver need a job?
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Merlyn » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:40 am
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There is an outfit called Magic Recycling that is looking to hire a sales critter.
Pretty cool place to work, the owner is this short, funny...
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Update:
Now we are looking for both a sales critter and 4 breakdown techs (screw gun artists to reduce electronics to their basic components)....
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Godspeed, Mr Carter
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12ci » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:55 pm
one of the heroes of my youth has passed: Rubin Hurricane Carter, dead at 76.
“They can incarcerate my body but never my mind - Rubin Hurricane...
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Going to the Quail Motorcycle Gathering?
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SpecialK » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:01 pm
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So I haven't been around much lately. It's because I've had my nose firmly to the grindstone of becoming a decent saxophone player. Well it seems to...
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i could do this!
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Sometimes, I am in awe of this world
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goose » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:56 am
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There are people who are an outstanding example of what the human species can do. Not for profit, not for glory, just because . This girl...
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