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• A brief introduction.

  
  

  by Orthodoxgypsy » Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:11 am

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  Howdy, i recently joined up and have been making some posts, but I realized that you all seem to more or less know each other. So, I figured I'd post...

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  Welcome. It's always nice to have new voices/ viewpoints on the board, even if they are wrog. :wink:
  
  BAHAHAH! Don't listent to him... :P
  
  Hello...

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• Ass.

  
  

  by King Scoot Fighter » Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:47 pm

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• So what's the story???

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:54 am

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  Many of the UTMC have usernames that are pretty self-explanatory. Bandit12, for example, rode a Bandit1200. SBBandita is also a Bandit rider in Santa...

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  Almost a year ago, I won mine from a Cutter Camera store back in October.

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• I might just have too little social interaction

  
  

  by Flat_Black_Rat » Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:06 pm

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  So last night after work I found myself sitting in my room stripping the paint off of my exaust and polishing it up. I think maybe i need to get out...

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  Just tell everybody you meet that it's zen meditation (see Pirsig) and the whole world will envy your emotional stability and self esteem which allow...

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• Just out of boredom...

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:49 pm

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  ....off the top of your head, the five most underrated flms you can think of RIGHT NOW!
  Don't think about it! Don't reconsider! Just spontaneously!...

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  Deaconblooz: I've seen Smoke Signals and LOVE it!!! Adam Beach is one of my fave actors.
  Midlife: I LOVED Office Space. This one's fo' da homies .......

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• It came from the 80's

  
  

  by Desmo » Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:09 am

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  Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and...

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  I think you can buy that saying as a t-shirt.

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• Top 10 reasons for you all to vote for the shrub

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:53 am

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• Boys and their toys....

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:29 am

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  So, last night on my way home from a friend's house, I happened to have to speed up to get away from an erratic SUV driver who couldn't maintain a...

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  I had a similar experience with a kid and his girlfriend in a hyper honda down in Salt River canyon in AZ. He was behind me as we hit the canyon and...

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• 
  

  by Beemer Dan » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:31 am

  ROTFLLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  That is classic!

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• One-wheeled competition!?

  
  

  by Orthodoxgypsy » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:34 am

  oh crap
  
  oh crap :evil: :evil:

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• Speaking of nicknames...

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:50 am

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  ...I just got called a toe-dragging speed monkey! Tee hee! :lol:
  
  Have you noticed how some nicknames (board/sign-in names) just fit and you can...

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  ...I just got called a toe-dragging speed monkey!
  
  That's pretty kick ass! I can't wait until you work up to KNEE dragging speed monkey! I give it a...

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• Wear Leather...

  
  

  by Ban Guzzi » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:54 am

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  Pinched from Timberwoof over at advrider.com.

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  This topic from a guy who wore Carharrt dungarees at a track day!!!

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• When talking shit....

  
  

  by Flat_Black_Rat » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:54 pm

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  Well this weekend I learned some important things about drunking shit talking...
  1. Know were your buddies are (if all of your friends are inside and...

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  Rule No.1 when searching for a missing cell phone: Call it.
  Sorry, but had to say it.
  Nevertheless, to paraphrase the immortal Tyler Durden:
  Do you...

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• Which Simpsons Character are you?

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:26 am

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  I dunno wether this has been poste before, but anyway:
  
  I am Homer Simpson.

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  Thats right!!!!!!!!!
  
  Today the world and tomorrow......um well until we develop interstellar travel I suppose the world will be enough :)

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• Dodge's Vagina Emblem

  
  

  by negatendo » Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:21 pm

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  Forgive me if this is a re-post.
  
  Ooops. It was a re-post. Move along. Nothing to see here. :)

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  reminds me of the dicknosed Camel ads

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• caption contest anyone ?

  
  

  by xtian » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:55 pm

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  time for funny accents impressions

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  Due to departmental cutbacks in the health-care budget, all vasectomies were now to be performed at the same time.

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• 12 step program

  
  

  by Flat_Black_Rat » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:24 pm

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  I know alot of you guy know someone in the service that this might fit...
  
  12 Step program for recovering Marines.
  Marines Anonymous
  1. I am a...

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  That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and pissed in your closet is not a conversation starter.
  But when you drink so much Jagermeister, it's easy to...

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• How picky are you

  
  

  by Flat_Black_Rat » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:49 am

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  Damn, I feel cheap and slezy after that, only 37% picky, so now why am I not seeing anyone...

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  16%...not picky enough.....but the questions in that test really had little to do with how I personally judge people, so it's not really valid.

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• Squids...Amateurs

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:11 am

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• I've been single for so long...

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Tue Jul 27, 2004 3:26 pm

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  That I could subscribe to this saying....
  
  Tee hee! :lol:

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  My goodness... that almost brought tears i laughed so hard... just the thought of that made me have to go change!!

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• The Proper Way to Load a Dirtbike for Transport

  
  

  by Photo » Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:02 pm

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  It may take a while to load on dialup, but it's worth it. I'm still laughing:
  
  media.ebaumsworld.com/loading-a-bike.mpg

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  I'm playing it back over and over, trying to pause it at the right moment but I just can't figger out how tf did he do that. Is it a digital trick or...

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• Ok, who wants to help save the environment?!!

  
  

  by Guest » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:36 am

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  I love the Norwegians... they are so... so.... well, anyway... read this
  
  YOU HAVE TO READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END.... oh man is this stuff funny

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  So what's next? Fuck for virginity!

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• The Lighter Side of Trach Life

  
  

  by negatendo » Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:07 pm

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  that makes me want to quit smoking

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• Political Humor

  
  

  by Ames » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:56 pm

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  One afternoon when the President is returning from a trip to his
  Texas ranch, he gets off the helicopter in front of the White House with a
  baby...

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  LOL!

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• Trunk Monkey

  
  

  by rhinoviper » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:37 am

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  Had to pass this along. Forwarded to me by a coworker, this is good for some mild amusement. Safe for work as long as your headphones are plugged in....

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  Yeah! Monkey beats up Pick-Up Driver. Good!

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• Vree Maer-keet Eecon-o-mee eez foor Kreap!

  
  

  by Neon » Fri May 28, 2004 2:08 pm

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  Frreee mar-ket e-con-o-me iz krapp. Een commune-izt kun-tree, iv yoo tek wooman oot, yoo git bloo jzob. Een emirika, yoo meybee git bloo jzob, yoo...

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  Did someone say blackjack and hookers?
  
  Las Vegas is what the whole world would be like if the Nazi's won the war. Hunter S. Thompson.

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• Cook the kids game

  
  

  by lifeon2 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:31 am

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  this is really hard

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  mmmmm...kidstew....my favorite :evil:

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• Cocktail hour anyone?

  
  

  by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:34 pm

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  Hey barkeeper, give me a Flat Black Rat... just give it a few years all the big players will be downing them... you know the ones that ride old bikes...

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  Maniacles recipe:
  
  1 part megalomania
  1 part anarchy
  1 part warrior
  1 part philosopher
  2 parts Phaedrus
  4 parts passion
  8 parts romance
  
  Mix gently...

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• A question about Dita Von Teese

  
  

  by GimpyChinaman » Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:19 am

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  Exactly what kind of sick fuck am I for wondering this, and exactly what kind of sick fuck are you if you have a thought on it...?

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  hey!! Im not one of the resident Klingon geeks! Much like Kennedy and his pastries, Im just trying to fit in...just don't move too slow, I've been in...

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• rock paper saddam

  
  

  by Timmay » Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:32 am

  

  court will never be the same

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