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Dr. Seuss & Henry Rollins
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Jaeger » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:35 am
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Sorry, I can't get this thing to embed, but for anybody with kids...
Henry Rollins reads Dr. Seuss: onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;...
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I really like Rollins. He's gotten surprisingly good at the speaking tour thing and admits that he's got no idea how it happened.
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Happy Father's Day
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Bigshankhank » Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:31 am
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Get a nap in, that grille is gonna need your attention soon.
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I didn't get a nap, but my son scored a hat trick for me in his soccer tournament.
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In case y'all didn't know...
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jae » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:33 am
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...I'm from Texas. I live in the 4th largest city in the US and this happens right down the street from my house (actually between where I live and...
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My wife has been working 12 hour days, 7 days a week handling claims for the homeowners her company insures since the first week of April when she...
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Pantani?
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Rench » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:31 pm
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Does anyone remember a Pantani or something like that? Early member. I'd like to find him if anyone can throw me a bone.
-Rench
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I can get you in touch with Brad if you didn't find him via FB........... And yes, he's the artist behind the original bars n bombs sacred heart.
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Craigslist Awesomeness
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Priest » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:56 pm
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I'm selling a golf club I don't use on CL, and I got this response. I am hoping he sticks around long enough to have some fun with:
phemmie* senard...
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I did indeed need a laugh, and you delivered. Thanks a buck.
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HOROLOGY + WANKEL ENGINE?
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Jaeger » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:47 am
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I dunno how many of you are watch guys (or gals), but I've recently developed a real interest in watches.
The vast majority of them are either...
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Oh for the love of rainbow sprinkled tits why did you post that? I need a job that pays well! Fuck that thing is gorgeous!
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About religion in the US election.
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DerGolgo » Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:36 am
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Right, lotta candidates are all about Hey, Jesus!! .
Well.
If Jesus is king of the Jews ... Bernie Sanders be like:
Right?
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Yeah, I came up with that while stoned on painkillers and the whole Kind of the Jews and Bernie being Jew-ish just clicked.
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Survived the Throat Slitting
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wyckedsin » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:51 am
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I was expecting a Vertical throat cutting, but nope, they went traditional, right to left stopping at my voicebox.
Voice still sounds like shite
I...
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I don't mind, had appointment the other day, but life, anyways, doc says severe neuropathy and is sending me for EMG to determine if it is redicular...
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Straight Outta Compton
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Bigshankhank » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:03 am
For those of you who, like me, were high-schoolers in the later 80's - early 90's you will definitely remember listening to Boyz in The Hood. I...
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Snowball. Machine. Gun. !!!
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DerGolgo » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:13 pm
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For the snow is our ... well, not very much of a friend to motorcyclists, is snow.
For the snow is not-very-much-of-a-friend-to-motorcyclists, we...
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That's fucking inspiring.
--Jaeger
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As soon as it wears out, if ever, I'm getting another...
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Whiskeywrist » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:12 pm
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We all strive to find the best solution to a given need.
As technology and our own exposure to the world advances, we find certain things that...
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Ariat ropers
must now retract Ariat endorsement.
old pair finally wore out in an unrepairable manner.
new pair made in China and uppers cracked...
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DSLR, I'm gonna buy, I think...
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MATPOC » Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:41 pm
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I've been wanting one for a while, but there is a sea of them out there, from $500 to more then my car is worth...
Why? because my cell phone isn't...
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loving the camera, picked up a fast prime lens, so much more light gets through...
Is there a limit to file size uploads? can't attach the image...
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Farewell, Mr. Bowie.
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DerGolgo » Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:01 am
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You were, sir. You were.
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I'm gutted.
Mr. B got me through some hard times. His music meant a lot to me. Bummed I'll never see him perform again.
RIP Thin White Duke
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Since there's so many breeders around here, food for thought
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mtne » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:54 am
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Article in the Atlantic. Hey Parents Leave Those Kids Alone
I was raised feral for the most part. Didn't have much in the way of over site or rules...
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Hank, why aren't your scions among the denizens of destruction that are UTMC? The frak man, you've got disMembering to do!
For the same reason I...
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Hey goose! Yer work on the Facebooks?
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DerGolgo » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:20 am
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I found this on the Facebooks, courtesy of brother Merlyn.
goose, I know you want the world to be more Mad Max. A quite natural desire.
But ......
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Your commute is insane!
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Lazy fucks...
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Rench » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:34 pm
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With some wry sneering, I'll give you, this is why I'll likely never be a selected juror...
But FUCK. YOU. To the jury. 6 hours? You unimaginably...
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Happy turkey day to you too! :mrgreen:
-Rench
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R.I.P. Billy Frank Jr.
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Pintgudge » Wed May 07, 2014 3:44 am
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You know, civil rights is about more than we might regularly think.
Here is Billy Frank Jr., one of the leaders of the Pacific Northwest Fish Wars...
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He stuck to his principles through some pretty tough opposition.
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2 stroke v8 volvo
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goose » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:18 pm
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I love the swedes:
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quick background:
onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;
Eight carbs, christ on a cross that's nuts...
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I used to race these . . .
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goose » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:59 pm
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So, nursing a bruised rib and being kinda sad about not riding, I went up to Sears point to see some racing. It was a pleasure to watch the old GT350...
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Thanks man!
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"The wave"
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tucko » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:41 pm
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So, have you ever given the wave to another 2 wheeler, then realize you're in your car? DOH!
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Just got a big wave from a stromtrooper on my block.I was on foot at the time.
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CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE
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Jaeger » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:12 am
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What could possibly go wrong?
The X15 flamethrower is a personal, consumer flamethrower that exists purely because of course it does. Who hasn't...
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I live in California, where nothing is legal, or so it seems :-(
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For Stiles
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goose » Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:05 pm
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My favorite week in the city is coming up!
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Corporate Ad Mocking Burning Man's Corporate Influence Is So Accurate That Burning Man Might Sue
A new advertisement that mocks Burning Man's...
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Hipster Wood Videos
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MATPOC » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:29 am
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As an alternative to Hipster Bike Videos
for those who are not on BookFace (goose)
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...but the styling of these is just, odd .
That's exactly what I like about them. They're doing something different.
I have to admit,
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Baked goods.
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DerGolgo » Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:02 am
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I just threw this up on Facebook , but shall do so here, also.
After all I had given my word as a gentleman, to a lady no less, that I'd tell the...
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BTW, would a brownie be considered a luxurious chocolate matzoh?
don't think so. mine have leavening and take 45 minutes to bake.
now these might,...
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Damn you Skkot!!!!!
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Rench » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:53 pm
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I'm in withdrawal. I can actually taste that Buffalo Trace white whiskey, and the nearest bottle I can find is about 20 miles away, which feels...
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I think it was Mash #1 we had. There is also a rye mash and the wheated mash I have set aside. I better get some more of the #1 and save that for you...
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american startes recepies ?
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xtian » Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:10 am
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So we have these friends that we see every month or so and it gradually turned into some sort of food contest between us. as in tv shows.
For our...
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Sounds like a good spread. We just got home from the reunion feast weekend where I had four different types of baked beans, a wide variety of...
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FUCK
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Jaeger » Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:41 pm
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This is fuckin' awesome. It's an analysis of the prevalence of obscenities in various regions, and it's spot the fuck on.
Goddamn...
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Southwestern Connecticut is red for every word except gosh, which I can't say I have ever heard other than in an elementary school. I live just a...
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