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• Monkeying around

  
  

  by 0l4fderstout » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:06 pm

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• Massive life changes... Advice from motorcycle miscreants

  
  

  by Mk3 » Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:54 am

  
  

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  I'm out of the air force, I have a job with an elevator company as a project manager.  Training for 6-10months at part pay...

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  Acronym being SURF, I--as an old beach kid--approve.

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• Not technically a 'cycle ...

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:11 pm

  
  

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  ... but seriously, you don't even need to go as far as a 'wing, or a BMW RT model, to find a bike that's more sophisticated and complex than a 2CV....

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  I still want to see someone take an old Triumph TR7 and stuff a Rocket III engine in it. :D
  
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  Considering the engine layout, I would like...

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• FUNNY OBITUARY

  
  

  by Jaeger » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:59 pm

  
  

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  This is completely random, but courtesy of WaPo:
  
  Washington Post -- Inspired Life
  The hysterical obituary that made strangers miss a man they...

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  Hehe. That is funny. The rest is behind a paywall, though ... :/
  
  Well... shit.
  
  The hysterical obituary that made strangers miss a man they...

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• So I got relatives in the US ...

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:20 am

  
  

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  ... beyond the lot who stem from my great, great ... great who went to 'merica on the run from the law in the 1860s.
  
  As I learned at the family...

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  I thought we were going to all go crash on Derg's couch when everything goes sideways here?
  
  I think should we track down the Ootmik who moved to...

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• Welcome to 2018

  
  

  by Bigshankhank » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:52 pm

  
  

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  Happy New Year(s) to all of you. May this year and all of those to follow be bright, productive and filled with the satisfaction of wreaking dark...

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  Happy New Year(s) to all of you. May this year and all of those to follow be bright, productive and filled with the satisfaction of wreaking dark...

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• DEAR SATAN...

  
  

  by Jaeger » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:45 pm

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  I don't recall ever posting a more UTMC-appropriate Christmas link.
  
  Enjoy.
  
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  for all I know it is still legal to be a prostitute, it's just not legal to use the service of said prostitute, this way it's the client that is...

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• WORDS FOR "VAGINA" IN SCOTTISH

  
  

  by Jaeger » Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:48 am

  
  

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  I swear to doG, I was in tears last night I was laughing so hard.
  
  NOTE: There is precisely nothing insightful or socially redeeming about this...

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  And just because I love etymology...
  
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• Hey DG!!

  
  

  by Rench » Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:21 pm

  
  

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  Thanks man. Love what you've done with the place for tge occasion.
  
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  I missed something here... ?
  
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  Oooooh ok, weird, wasn't showing up on my side.
  
  Anyway, yes, well done. :)
  
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• Remember remember, the fifth of November...

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:16 am

  
  

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  If you live in the UK, happy Bonfire night, if you don't, happy 5th of November anyway.
  
  And to celebrate, what happens when you build a precise...

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  It's always a failed revolutionary day somewhere... :mrgreen:
  
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• Scouting anyone?

  
  

  by Rench » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:17 am

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  So, I've got this problem.
  
  I was a career Boy Scout. Got thrown out for trying to join too young, stayed with the program until I was eventually a...

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  I was never aware of any world organization, but the purple round thing was present, yeah.
  And there was the official shirt, also. I still have mine,...

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• I MAKE IT SQUISH

  
  

  by Jaeger » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:01 pm

  
  

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  Because y'all are among the few who can really appreciate:
  
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  I couldn't know in advance if this was a post about Jaeger waffle-stomping a turd through the shower drain...
  
  And yet now all I can envision is...

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• HARLEY-INFUSED GIN

  
  

  by Jaeger » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:50 am

  
  

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  Oh for fuckssakes
  
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  German Bike Builder Bottles Harley-Infused Gin
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  and after all why not, as long as someone is willing to buy it, why not sell it.
  
  Can't taste worse than dan aykroyd's skull vodka.

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• To clear up a misunderstanding Re:Bacon

  
  

  by Davros » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:41 am

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  I do not like bacon.
  I did say that,but in a negative sense, as there were no other meat choices but bacon, and was slightly disappointed.
  
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  I've been playing around with Inspirobot .
  WAY too much.
  I'd generate quotes and then make my own little memes.
  Along the way, I made this.
  I...

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• Quiet here?

  
  

  by Pintgudge » Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:58 pm

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  Friday, at 8:51 a.m.
  
  That was the most recent post.
  
  It's very quiet.
  
  Shhhhhhhh.

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  i need another ragnarock
  
  2020! (Hopefully)

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• Here's your jetpack. So shut up, it's the future already!

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Sun May 07, 2017 10:51 am

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  No hoses, no wires, it goes over 90mph and goes up to nearly 10k feet. And it works on bloody...

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  I can see the future, and it contains my death.... Via an air-board and stupidity....

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• Any truckers around?

  
  

  by Rench » Sat May 28, 2016 6:10 pm

  
  

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  I know we got some folks around here that drive a truck for a living. Just looking for input. Thinking very long term, 10-15 years out.
  
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  I know, I know, I know!!!
  
  I'm a terrible person. I know. Sorry!
  
  Really, I'll try to check more. See, I've checked TWICE this year!!

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• Fuck You Baltimore

  
  

  by Bigshankhank » Fri May 12, 2017 3:59 pm

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  Has this honestly never been posted here before? Has the Ballmer cell been asleep at the wheel?

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  What, you don't have a Big Bill Hell's near you?
  
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  I've seen that before but dunno if it's been posted here.
  
  I'd say that could also be...

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• BAH FUCKING HUMBUG

  
  

  by Jaeger » Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:59 pm

  
  

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  Inasmuch as I kind've hate the world and most things in it right now, I wish all y'all a Merry Fucking Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Splendid Solstice,...

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  I miss tamales for Christmas. We've been rotating the menu for several years. This round was Greek /middle-eastern. So it was a lot of thing my kids...

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• Audition tonight, wish me luck!!

  
  

  by Rench » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:43 am

  
  

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  A few know, or have seen me reference it elsewhere, but I've been learning to play the bagpipes for 3 years now (my poor, POOR family and co...

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  It might be the sidecar, or just your naturally expressed uber-coolness.
  
  That's what it is for me.
  
  Did you ever get to listen to Susana Seveine?...

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• Pearl Harbor day.......

  
  

  by Rock » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:44 pm

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  Dec. 7, 1941 was the original day of infamy. Beemer Dan and I were among the masses and not one mention of it was made. stupid humans....

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  RIP Jan Paul Beahm

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• OOTMIKS in the Media - dozer edition

  
  

  by problemaddict » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:25 pm

  
  

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• Dual Citizenship can be out of this world!

  
  

  by Pintgudge » Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:51 am

  
  

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  This is for those like me who got up way too early in their jammys in the '60s to watch the Mercury and later the Apollo
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  New website
  
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• Denver loaner?

  
  

  by Rench » Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:04 am

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  Any chance anyone in Denver would have an über reliable loaner I could borrow for a few thousand miles?
  
  My aunt in Tuscon isn't doing well, I'll be...

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  Well now it's just a challenge! :Mrgreen:
  
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• Stormy Weather

  
  

  by Pintgudge » Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:02 pm

  
  

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  I'm worried for people in he southeast. Especially that guy who lives Deep in the swamps of South Florida
  
  Here in Tacoma, when there might be just...

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  Talk about a dark horse candidate!

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• back from the grave

  
  

  by wheezy e » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:08 pm

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  great series of 60's garage comps, but that ain't what this is about.
  
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  Here's me wishin and hopin for you to be O.K.!

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• Hearse show?

  
  

  by Rench » Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:28 pm

  
  

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  Saw this little gathering on my way home from Jersey with the fam today... Skkot? You have an entry?...

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  No rest for the wicked!!
  
  As much as we were on a timetable I nearly backtracked just to see if I could spot you.
  
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• Primitive motorcycle parking?

  
  

  by Rench » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:41 pm

  
  

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  I would like to develop a parking area for bikes at an incredibly rural and unlevel spot in eastern Tennessee. (Think gravel road, drainage ravine,...

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  We can do this in a weekend with plywood, determination and explosives. The backfill is already there, its rocky as hell and the dirt porous. We'll...

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• Regarding tattoos

  
  

  by Sisyphus » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:37 am

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  About fifteen years ago I got a tattoo, like sailors do. Swallow, upper right breast to kind of balance out some other stuff. These are usually done...

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  Cool. Yeah it looks like I'm too busy to get away and he's in Frederick anyway, so not exactly B'more. It's fucking hot here and I cannot brain.
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• Happy Birthday America!

  
  

  by DerGolgo » Mon Jul 04, 2016 1:29 am

  
  

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  From all us Eurotrash, happy birthday!
  And thank you for saving our buts those couple of times.
  And thank you for Star Trek, the Internet, Cola and...

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  About that... :mrgreen:
  
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