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What year is it?
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DerGolgo » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:23 am
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Juss wondering ...
Bush and Clinton are competing for their respective parties' nominations ... Jurassic Park and a Terminator sequel are in...
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Just when I was going to start a band and call it 'Billy and the Boingers'
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Happy birthday Thumper!!!!!
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Rench » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:05 am
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I'm just stealing facebook's thunder here, but I care not.
Happy birthday man! But yourself a welding rig and get back on the road!!! :mrgreen:...
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Thanks fellas! I guess checking in on the boards more often really would be worth my while. We kept the day easy and went to Manicles BBQ at his...
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ATTGAT? Hell I need a helmet in the car.
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0l4fderstout » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:50 am
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Got rearended in March (the 12th) and hit my head on the back of the truck. (Thanks Mazda and Ford for having short ass seat backs..) I have been...
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Thanks! Doing a charity ride on the 25th of July for an American Legion program that provides a quiet restful environment for PTSI vets (and others,...
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Life in a Concealed Carry State
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wyckedsin » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:56 am
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I don't carry all the time
I mostly carry when I am going into an area where Crime is rampant.
With the purchase of a new 1911 style handgun, it...
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As of July 1st in Kansas will allow concealed carry of whatever, no permit at all.
Should be interesting.
Work already put up the no guns allowed...
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I sold my Freedom to have a blast! *Here goes the Auld Hawg
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Mk3 » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:23 pm
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You think the Hogheads will get the snark?
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My massive frame will rarely be seen dominating the tepid little beasty. The plan has been and conitinues to be to buy it only to sell it soon after....
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How to deal with terminally ill friends?
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rc26 » Fri May 01, 2015 5:18 am
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I know 3 people who are battling cancer right now. 1 is stage 4, his prognosis doesn't look good. The other 2 are early in treatment stages. I want...
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Keep treating them as a person and not an illness. It doesn't sound like you are, but someone else who reads this may not realize they are. Be...
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The Well Dressed Ootmik
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Rench » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:45 am
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So the other day at work, an off-duty member of our regular crew stopped in, and it was near dumb-founding. Great kid, and none of this changes that,...
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See You Space Cowboy...
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Packing the X's shit...
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rc26 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:05 am
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...to take to her is one of the least fun things I've ever been through.
What the fuck can you do? Next.
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You can probably have a cop meet you there as a courtesy or at least have a well-trusted male and female friend there as witnesses and to film and...
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That old Formula 1 documentary
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Sisyphus » Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:10 pm
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What was the name of that formula 1 doc that had Jackie Stewart and all the old greats, explaining the evolution of safety measures? Can't remember...
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Ha, jangleplatz! Thanks!
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What I'm doing instead of DOOM this year...
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Rench » Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:58 pm
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HA!!! YOU'VE BEEN TRICKED!!! FOOLED!!! BOONDOGGLED!!!!!!
Ahem. No, not really . This IS in fact what I'm doing instead of DOOM this year, but as a...
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My two older sisters ran the NYM last November and I recall them having to plan two years ahead to get in, but that was sans charity. Not my cuppa...
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Regional OOTMIKs
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0l4fderstout » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:06 pm
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How many folks are in the MI, WI, IL, OH, and MN area? How many would be interested in a ride of questionable sanity?
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my 1K app was denied excessive speed as after doing the math it was determined my average speed was above the National Posted Limits. I appealed with...
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Leonard Nimoy passed today...
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Rench » Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:32 pm
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I can't say I followed him closely, and he didn't have the ubiquitous presence of Shatner or Takei's amazing presence in social media, but by all...
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Given the convoluted time-space continuum backandforthery of Star Trek, and the fact that he already died once and was resurrected, I think Leonard...
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Unthinkably Terribly Miserably Cold
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Jaeger » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:31 pm
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This sucks.
It got down to 2degF here last night (before wind).
Now it's snowing. A lot.
It's even to cold to go in the garage and look at the...
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I call it Global Weirding .
28* with freezing sleet the last two days. In Texas. Got up this morning in the middle of a full round of hot/cold,...
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Hey goose
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MATPOC » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:36 am
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this could be you ;)
Lifted from WAFS fb page (another person I have not seen on there in a while)
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Like I said, this was a link WAFS shared on FB and below there was a lengthy discussion about legality of this arrest, main point is that a public...
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It fell in my lap . . . and it was epic!
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goose » Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:48 pm
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Started here:
installing unobtanium pipes found in Poland.
Then ended here:
like a formula ford for the street. Absolutely insanely fun!
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Juuuuust wondering ... a car like that ... what with the San Francisco parking mayhem ... would it fit in the bed of your pickup truck?
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you know,...
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H.P. LOVECAT
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Jaeger » Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:05 am
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Tumblr blog H.P. Lovecat takes pictures of adorable kittens and combines them with the words of H.P. Lovecraft to create what can only be described...
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This appeals to two of my dark and fuzzy side.
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Deux ex profit
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Sisyphus » Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:45 pm
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Interesting article.
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Deuche ex Hipster
Smart man profiting off hipsters to sell trendy bikes.
Hey, if they're taking money from trust-fund hipsters then so be it....
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Dealing with it.
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Bo_9 » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:39 pm
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Next Friday will be a year since my Dad could no longer live with his cancer. People try to say he lost his battle , but there was no fight. The...
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I have found several ways of not dealing with things, like chronic stress, nearly falling into alcoholism, compulsive eating, things that will turn...
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Interesting take...
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Rench » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:45 am
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I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it wasn't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Let the record show that on this day, January the 4th in...
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The Interview
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Rench » Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:26 pm
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So I'm not sure if this is more Headline News or Politics, but it sure as shit ain't motorcycles so I'll drop it here. :mrgreen:
I, for one, was not...
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Arguably, the controversey is based on an underwhelming movie that Sony paid the actors too much to do, and an overzealous, paranoid government with...
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Happy new year!
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DerGolgo » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:35 pm
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Now, we get flying cars.
While, I, I will get me an ack-ack!
Happy new year! It's 1:34 AM in 2015 here!
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Fuck 2014, Fuck 2013, Fuck 2012. 2015, I am hoping to meet you well, with your buds Fenrir and Jormungandr.
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Umm, yeah......
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mtne » Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:17 am
A great collection of memes all in one place. I'll just put this here.
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And I (kinda) get it...
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Rench » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:22 pm
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*edit*
Ah fuggit. I was vaguely trying to connect the frustrations of dealing with my wife's cuntflap friends to prejudism and such, and I think I...
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To be fair Merlyn, as a parent you would hope she would bleed, occasionally. Its a good sign.
Well played
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Topics people can't leave alone...religion
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Mk3 » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:59 pm
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So my son (5) keeps coming home from PUBLIC school telling me that there is a god and Jesus is real etc...I'm a secular Humanist, his mother...
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TWO GREAT TASTES THAT... FUCK, NO!
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Jaeger » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:30 am
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I like motorbikes. I can actually appreciate yoga. But... OMGWTFBBQ?
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What can I say, I'm eclectic.
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The Futbol Supporters Thread
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Drift » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:37 pm
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In keeping with the Happily Committed Outcast nature of the UTMC, I'm starting this thread as a place where those of us who want to talk Soccer can...
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So, what to type in 12 minutes? It's been a long season and the side has played well, we've downed our rivals to the south, won the US Open Cup and...
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The adverse side of gentrification
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goose » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:07 am
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So, the Bay area is, as always, attracting new industry and young people (ie., the dreaded tech money ). The result is ever changing neighborhood...
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Gentrification is the natural process of people trying to buy what makes anything cool , which then ironically forces aside all of the things that...
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