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whatcha doing?
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Rench » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:36 pm
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Its sunday night. I'm bored. I'm practicing for my first gig next weekend, but I know all the tunes, so its just speed runs now. And between every...
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I'm doing what I've been waiting three damn weeks to do.
Doing interetting and stuff, and not at the speed of Hewlett Potato.
Yes, The Beast™ is...
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Tell Me Something Good
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Bigshankhank » Sat Apr 17, 2021 12:19 pm
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For those few of us who still able around these quiet corridors of the internet backwater that is the UTMC, we have all shared a lot of bad shit that...
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My knee issues aren't nearly as cool as BSH's, but I'm curious to hear your results as I suspect I'm heading in that direction eventually. Goddamn...
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UTMC mix-tape (CD) swap?
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absent_carlo » Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:24 pm
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I have a friend doing one and am a little jealous. The guildines would be as follows:
- 12 people sign up and are each assigned a different month...
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Because I can't bring myself to start a new thread, and I feel the need to share with SOMEONE...
I love DSOTM. The CD I have was given to me by...
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GO JUMP IN A FUCKING LAKE
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Jaeger » Sun Jan 15, 2023 12:54 pm
No, really. I'm doing the local Polar Bear plunge and want money. Even a couple of bucks helps. If you fly into Dulles you can even come watch for...
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Scientifically Accurate Barney
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Jaeger » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:55 pm
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--Jaeger
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Mental note - If ever helping construct large parade balloons cover entire inner lining with large red pentagrams...
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ALL I WANT IS A PROPER CUP OF COFFEE
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Jaeger » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:38 pm
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Gods, I love the Italians.
...the space-age coffee machine — called, naturally the ISSpresso — is a capsule-based brewing system. It's similar in...
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Results the 5th: the good beans, ground at 35, one more scoop than I used to use. Yummy. Also: no embittering after a few hours. Coffee remains...
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Starting From Scratch (new garage/shop)
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Bo_9 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:30 am
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So if you could start with a blank slate what would you be sure to include or remove from your work space. I'm getting the opportunity to build a...
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So Many years on, building still not finished. 10x10 office built and insulated with a while streaming setup inside with mics, mixer, and multiple...
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Fucking Millenials
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Bigshankhank » Sun May 22, 2016 3:58 am
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What is with this tiny house bullshit? Whatever the so-called logic behind it, my eldest daughter, being as millenial as they get (how many of her...
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As to your hand crank concept, with the right reduction gearing to overcome the astronomical compression ratio (20:1 IIRC) and perhaps a slave gear...
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Coming up a cloud. Where vapists gather!
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DerGolgo » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:25 pm
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So, I've decided to start a vaping thread after all.
Here it is.
This is where you may exchange any views opinions, experiences and general whatnot...
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Ooof. Stocking up on the everything.
Beginning this summer, e-juice is taxed. At €0.16/ml. That's 16 cent per milliliter. That's €1.60 for a 10ml...
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Happy Thanksgiving
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Bigshankhank » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:30 pm
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Seriously, I cannot adequately express the gratitude I feel toward the universe today. You can take Christmas, birthdays, Arbor day and all that jazz...
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Another year, some good some bad. Again its a time to be with the people that you love, not necessarily agree with. Find your common ground, share...
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Behold, something terrible!
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red » Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:08 pm
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Now, you've seen it too.
That is all. ☠️
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Oh it's not my creation, I just wanted to share the pain.
On that note. Who's work is it?
All I can think off are Robert Crumb and... someone...
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ASMR - the ootmik selection, best of!
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DerGolgo » Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:51 pm
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Is it just me, or is ASMR dripping of the everywhere on the everything, anywher between anywhen and anyrecently?
Well, I don't think it's for me....
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I've been listening to these almost daily:
I'd love to fall asleep listening to them but I've got kiddos that I need to listen for.; so I...
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In this time of time, EDUCATE thyself!
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DerGolgo » Wed Apr 15, 2020 1:44 pm
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A friend brought this to my attention:
Their gimmick being:
Access 2500+ Online Courses from 140 Institutions. Start Today!
Those institutions...
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I remember when MIT released their free online learning courses, back in maybe 2003-2004? I ran through a few of them myself since I had just moved...
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We, the board, we get spam
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DerGolgo » Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:44 am
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As some of you may have noticed, we now have a contact form that lets you shoot missives straight at your glorious Administerrerrerr.
As with...
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Milestone! First spam in potato-speak!
To paraphrase:
High quality wares from the manufacturer. Factory outlet. Same day shipping. Up to 95% cheaper...
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FUCK YOU TOO, NJ
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Jaeger » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:23 pm
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This is hilarious:
It's also spot on -- at least in terms of the Mid-Atlantic (we hate you too, NJ).
--Jaeger
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So enough people love Canada, it had to get its own color scheme, even though it wasn't really part of the survey...
But nowhere do enough people...
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ANOREXIA SUCKS -- ADVICE?
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Jaeger » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:00 pm
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So... turns out an old (highschool) friend has some wasting disorder where she doesn't eat. She's trying to dance around it, but she has anorexia....
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I still have no words. This is terrible.
If there is any kind of afterlife, I hope she is free of whatever pain drove her into that condition.
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How to Argue in Court and Win
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Bigshankhank » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:31 am
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Or maybe this isn't the best tactic, I am not a fucking lawyer.
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...doesn't look like he was particularly successful either.
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New Off-Road Toy
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Bigshankhank » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:07 am
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Technically this is my son's.
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... so I gotta sort out what free service (because who pays for shit on the internet?) can load onto a .php format forum.
I've had good luck with...
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Ootmick drinks something dandelion ... on TV!
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DerGolgo » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:21 am
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Johnny, being British, is of course far too modest to put this out in public. So I'm taking the liberty!
FYI: Channel 4 is one of the big, public...
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That was jangleplatz! Thanks for sharing!
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PAINTING A DOOR
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Jaeger » Mon May 06, 2019 10:52 am
This is truly random:
Any words of wisdom when it comes to painting a steel external door? Our front door gets baked every afternoon so the paint's...
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POINTED STICKS!
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Jaeger » Wed May 27, 2009 3:28 pm
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Ok, knives, actually. Please forgive me knife-geeking out for a moment, but I'm curious:
I know a bunch of y'all carry a knife on your person --...
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I fell in love with this thing a few years ago & it's always on me now. Every carpenter should have one of these, a chisel & knife in one. Best bit...
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Expect the unexpected.
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mtne » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:25 pm
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Right after Ragnorok we found out that ladytiki was newly pregnant. Well we lost that baby not long after. Kinda fucked our world up for a while....
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Oh yeah, we play PoGo too......
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RANDOM: TOP 100 BEER BREWERS
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Jaeger » Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:27 pm
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Just 'cause I found it and y'all drink beer.
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I admit I like local beer. My go to in my area is Brewery Vivant: onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;
Though we could Island hop for two...
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LUNAR ECLIPSE PIX?
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Jaeger » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:43 pm
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Anybody get good shots of the eclipse? Mish and I were out freezing our gonads but only got a few cell pix. Any you photogs out there get something...
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Damn, and here I was hoping to sneak in an edit to the WaPo article before anybody saw it. ;)
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WORLD-CHAMPION MAGIC ROUTINE
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Jaeger » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:29 am
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This is totally random but SUPER cool. Would love to hear the Penn & Teller analysis of this routine.
--Jaeger
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It appears even the professionals find this performance impressive:
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Dogs and Cats
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Bigshankhank » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:02 pm
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Well, it looks like one of our dogs will not go on much longer. He's been struggling with lymphoma since the beginning of the year and the chemo has...
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Sorry for the loss of your pup. It will be 2 years on the 21st, that I lost my first dog. It's damn hard to lose them and they take a piece of us...
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