Patches? We need some stinking patches!

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2019 Patch Design

Poll ended at Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:54 am

Good ol' Bombs n Bars
11
38%
HazMat
3
10%
Skully (Fire/Sword)
8
28%
Fancy QR Code w/board URL
5
17%
Your ideas suck, I'll put mine in the comments.
2
7%
 
Total votes: 29

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by red » Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:31 am

I believe that was my jacket you purchased, jae.


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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Oct 25, 2019 3:16 am

How about a simple rocker with JANGLEPLATZ?
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by jae » Fri Oct 25, 2019 4:59 am

Bigshankhank wrote:How about a simple rocker with JANGLEPLATZ?
I'd anticipate getting a lot of questions about that one... "Yes, I'm with the Universal Thesaurus Missionization Cult. We're here to spread the good words..."
There, I said it.
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:09 am

jae wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:How about a simple rocker with JANGLEPLATZ?
I'd anticipate getting a lot of questions about that one... "Yes, I'm with the Universal Thesaurus Missionization Cult. We're here to spread the good words..."
I like that. I like that a lot!

If I may suggest:
Universal Thesaurus Missionization Crusade?
Uncanny Thesaurus-Made Cookies?
Unusual Thesaurus Misquote Campaign?
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Dr Ratbagg » Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:13 am

Rockers belong to 1%ers. And they will take the time to explain to you why you should not wear an upper or lower rocker on your back.
"Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man."

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Jaeger » Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:16 am

jae wrote: I'd anticipate getting a lot of questions about that one... "Yes, I'm with the Universal Thesaurus Missionization Cult. We're here to spread the good words..."
Yeah, that's a good'un. Gotta remember that.

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:30 am

Let me be more clear; I understand the concern in regards to back rockers, I was speaking more about a small curved patch for a shoulder applique'. I merely used the term rocker generically and for that I humbly apologize.
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by red » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:05 am

I had an idea today. What about a version of the X-Keys logo but with 3 wrenches?
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:28 am

Unheard Thesaurus Misattribution Clique!

If we're gonna play with the UTMC initialism, I think we should make a list of suitable terms, and have a separate vote for the best for each letter.
If we all take care to avoid looking what combinations might come out, whatever does come out surely is gonna by totally meaningless jangleplatz!
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:42 am

jae wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:How about a simple rocker with JANGLEPLATZ?
I'd anticipate getting a lot of questions about that one... "Yes, I'm with the Universal Thesaurus Missionization Cult. We're here to spread the good words..."
Previously we had a "FTBBGFRH...C"* patch, as if that made much more sense.

*Fighting The Big Brother Gangsta Frankenstein Radio Headphone something something Conspiracy IIRC without actually bothering to look it up. (I can't remember the old mission statement, it used to be on the top of the page)
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by red » Fri Oct 25, 2019 11:51 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
jae wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote:How about a simple rocker with JANGLEPLATZ?
I'd anticipate getting a lot of questions about that one... "Yes, I'm with the Universal Thesaurus Missionization Cult. We're here to spread the good words..."
Previously we had a "FTBBGFRH...C"* patch, as if that made much more sense.

*Fighting The Big Brother Gangster Frankenstein Radio Headphone something something Conspiracy IIRC without actually bothering to look it up. (I can't remember the old mission statement, it used to be on the top of the page)
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:47 am

red wrote:DOWN WITH THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD!
Oi! I'll tell him you said that! He's going to be very disappointed with you! :P
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Skkot » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:48 am

A small curved patch on the shoulder is known as a "tab". Several tabs can be stacked, e.g. Airborne, Ranger, and Special Forces for those few individuals. I had been thinking of a "FTGFERSBBCAAC" tab for some time, pondering color scheme options.
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by red » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:20 pm

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Post by Jaeger » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:53 pm

Skkot wrote:A small curved patch on the shoulder is known as a "tab". Several tabs can be stacked, e.g. Airborne, Ranger, and Special Forces for those few individuals. I had been thinking of a "FTGFERSBBCAAC" tab for some time, pondering color scheme options.
Oh, is THAT what you call them... ;)

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Aggroton » Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:00 pm

I have a UTMC Rocker lol.
Well...kinda...


Since patches are on topic,
Was thinking of getting some old punk rock style screenprinted patches of this guy....

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If anyone else is down ill get em done.
thats a sweet bike.

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by red » Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:41 am

Aggroton wrote:I have a UTMC Rocker lol.
Well...kinda...


Since patches are on topic,
Was thinking of getting some old punk rock style screenprinted patches of this guy....

Image

If anyone else is down ill get em done.
I'm down.
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Jaeger » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:36 am

red wrote:
Aggroton wrote:I have a UTMC Rocker lol.
Well...kinda...


Since patches are on topic,
Was thinking of getting some old punk rock style screenprinted patches of this guy....

Image

If anyone else is down ill get em done.
I'm down.
+1

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:37 am

Aggroton wrote:I have a UTMC Rocker lol.
Well...kinda...


Since patches are on topic,
Was thinking of getting some old punk rock style screenprinted patches of this guy....

Image

If anyone else is down ill get em done.

I could rock that.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by jae » Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:25 am

Skkot wrote:I had been thinking of a "FTGFERSBBCAAC" tab for some time, pondering color scheme options.
I definitely want one.
Aggroton wrote: Was thinking of getting some old punk rock style screenprinted patches of this guy....

Image

If anyone else is down ill get em done.
Also, yes. If I had any faith in my own hand-coordination I'd paint that on the back of my jacket with the leather paint I have. Alas, I'm afraid I'd just end up with a giant smeared blob.
There, I said it.
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Aggroton » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:01 am

Anyone have the High Res version of this art??
thats a sweet bike.

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Post by Merlyn » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:39 am

Aggroton wrote:I have a UTMC Rocker lol.

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If anyone else is down ill get em done.

I'm in.

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Post by Aggroton » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:08 am

Aggroton wrote:Anyone have the High Res version of this art??

Bumpity Bump.
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Post by Jaeger » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:32 am

Aggroton wrote:
Aggroton wrote:Anyone have the High Res version of this art??

Bumpity Bump.
Yep, I do. PM me your email.

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by red » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:39 pm

Bombs n Bars are the clear winner. I'll get pricing on PVC vs traditional and report back.
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Post by 0l4fderstout » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:52 am

Aggroton wrote:I have a UTMC Rocker lol.
Well...kinda...


Since patches are on topic,
Was thinking of getting some old punk rock style screenprinted patches of this guy....

Image

If anyone else is down ill get em done.
+1

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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Dr Ratbagg » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:28 am

red wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:39 pm
Bombs n Bars are the clear winner. I'll get pricing on PVC vs traditional and report back.
Is this still happening?
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Jaeger » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:12 pm

Dunno, but BDB is doing a moto-cripple patch on FB. DerG, can you link appropriately? It is beyond my ability.
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by red » Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:26 am

This will happen, at some point. Hit some financial snags recently, so be patient. Or not, you know... either way.
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Re: Patches? We need some stinking patches!

Post by Skkot » Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:03 pm

red wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:20 pm
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