BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

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Jaeger
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by Jaeger » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:18 pm

Y'all never saw Dozer flog his hunk-of-shit CX. Those things will hustle if put the correct lunatic at the helm. ;)

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by xtian » Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:37 am

you can strap a jet engine on a 250 virago or paint a hummer with nascar decals all you want, don't mind me :)
i learned to ride on a cx, it had a nice big "thump thump thump" but nothing that would inspire sport. Given that anything that moves can potentially move too fast for the circumstance.
but really, whatever floats your boat, you can even call it a cafe racer ;)
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by Jaeger » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:01 am

And now for something completely different:

Hasty Flaming Buffalo! An Indian Scout from Luuc Muis

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I question the wisdom of his exhaust design but it does look cool.

MORE PIX AND STORY HERE

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by Jaeger » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:48 pm

OM NOM NOM
BikeEXIF wrote:...Nicknamed ‘The Framer,’ this Yamaha MT-07-powered machine was designed as a properly competitive AMA flat track mile racer, which could do double duty on the street too. So it’s a completely ground-up build.
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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Jan 18, 2020 7:12 am

Jaeger wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:48 pm
OM NOM NOM
BikeEXIF wrote:...Nicknamed ‘The Framer,’ this Yamaha MT-07-powered machine was designed as a properly competitive AMA flat track mile racer, which could do double duty on the street too. So it’s a completely ground-up build.
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LINK HERE

--Jaeger
Hank likey.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by Jaeger » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:00 pm

Oh. Oh my.

BikeEXIF: Battle of The Twins Redux: A 310-pound BMW race bike

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LOTS MORE AT BIKEEXIF HERE

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:32 am

It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Re: BIKE PR0N FTW -- The Thread for Moto Pr0n

Post by Aggroton » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:58 am

That thing Hank,
Makes me feel like when I used to climb the rope gym class.
thats a sweet bike.

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