Update, 2020/12/01
Please see announcement in Forum Stuff for details.

SECURITY ADVISORY!
Today, 2020/11/18, suspicions have been expressed that there has been a data breach.
At least some DisMembers' login data may have been compromised.
While the facts behind those suspicions have not yet been established, your Administerrerr is treating them as credible. He is looking into this. He will try and beef up security.
Even if you did so only recently:
Please change your password!
Please click here, or use the menu ( button) to navigate to the the User Control Panel, therein to the Profile Tab, and there click Edit Account Settings. You should get it from there on.
For a safe password that will resist brute-force attempts (which we have been subject to in the past), please use upper and lower case letters, AND numerals, AND symbols, and make it as long as you feel feasible. 16 characters seems to be recommended these days.
DO NOT use a password you also use elsewhere.
While your Administerrerr tries to keep this place safe. Get real. Security here is mostly by obscurity, that is, no one serious enough to crack us like a rotten egg is likely to even bother. But if one does, you don't want the safety of your email of facebook or whatever to depend on one mostly blind, mostly clueless autodidact who can't work at this more than a few hours at a time, if that much.

If you used a password here that you also used elsewhere, you must set a new password there, also!
A different password, this time. If someone did breach us, the first thing they are likely to do with your login credentials is to try them out elsewhere. Login credentials compromised here are compromised everywhere else, also. If you did reuse a password, but with a different email, your administerrerrerr strongly urges you NOT rely on that different email keeping you safe. This whole thing runs on a database. That means your half-blind administerrerrerr can operate a database. Do you honestly think identity thieves, and those who sell them passwords by the ten-thousands, won't?
If you get an error message about an invalid form, click here.
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Every form you can debauch is on a time limit. Even if you feel you've been reasonably quick, some browsers seem to think otherwise.
Recommendation: type your password in something like a text editor or word processor, highlight (making sure not to highlight any leading or trailing spaces), copy, then reload the account settings page, paste, paste, debauch, and be all quick about it. Like Dan said, back in the when. Be like the housefly, and see the events of the world unfold in liquid slowness, or something to that effect.
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If you cannot reset a forgotten password, click here.
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The "I forgot my password" function has been buggy for a while, I apologize. I will look into that, also, over the next few days.
UPDATE: I have looked into this. I think it should work now, but I can't test it all with my admin accounts. Anyone who tries it, please do let me know whether it works or not.
You yourself, meanwhile, might look into your SPAM folder. I know, I know, but humor me, please.
Also, if you have been around for a bit, try and remember whether the email you entered there was also the email you registered with back in the when. I'm sure the email addresses associated to some user-accounts are still hotmail.
If none of that solves your confound, hit me through the contact form, or grab me via dm on the Facebooks, or if none of that works, speak up in the Midget Circus. I will look out for you there, but I can't guarantee nothing.

The Only Good Millyard...

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The Only Good Millyard...

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:08 am

You thought I was gonna say "is a Flying Millyard", didn'tcha?

Well, I won't! Plenty good Millyards. A few brilliant Millyards. At least one genius Millyard (fella called "Allen").

Here he goes and shows off what isn't even his most mental creation, the aforementioned avian variety.
Just look at that massive crank. I've seen wilder stuff, back when I deluded myself I had the stuff to become an engineer. Still feels wrong that something so huge should seem to turn so easy. Mad workmanship!



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I said I have a big stick.

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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by DerGolgo » Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:51 pm

Part Deux!



I hope he finds the original spout for his vintage petrol can.
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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Oct 05, 2020 7:42 am

I'm disappointed he didn't make a replacement.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Oct 06, 2020 5:01 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
Mon Oct 05, 2020 7:42 am
I'm disappointed he didn't make a replacement.
I'm willing to bet he just hasn't made one yet.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Oct 06, 2020 9:37 am

DerGolgo wrote:
Tue Oct 06, 2020 5:01 am
Bigshankhank wrote:
Mon Oct 05, 2020 7:42 am
I'm disappointed he didn't make a replacement.
I'm willing to bet he just hasn't made one yet.
I'm sure when he does it'll have 3 spigots and a relief vent he made from a 1928 Stutz boat engine main bearing he had lying around the shop.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:29 am

So, how do you put a Viper V10 engine in a motorbike?

With two Yam R1 shock absorbers is how! Two R1 shock absorbers... with Ford Escort springs... :shock:

Obvious, really, why it has three separate, independent stands. One of which doesn't work how you think!
Not to mention the front stoppers...

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Nov 15, 2020 1:30 pm

More Viper Goodness! Capital G!

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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by Jaeger » Sun Nov 15, 2020 2:04 pm

Good gods, that thing is absurd. If the tach is any indication he's lugging it around just above idle -- at what appear to be highway speeds. :shock:

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Re: The Only Good Millyard...

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:51 pm

This one sentence encompasses so much. Of the lifestyle I dream of, and how I imagine Master Millyard's life to be like.
I've had a quick rummage in the shed, and I've found enough parts to make a complete 350 four cylinder engine
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I said I have a big stick.

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