The way he assembles the crankshaft from the OEM spares, on the lathe. Love it!
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Because I've presently got technical incompetences with the board, password resets presently do not work automatic like.
SECURITY WHATNOW?
Once upon a when, we've had a data breach (maybe).
You may dismiss this message by clicking the dark X in the top right hand corner. You may have to mouse-over to see it. I assure you it's there.
Because I've presently got technical incompetences with the board, password resets presently do not work automatic like.
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Some people use regular browsing mode, but may have chosen to disable all cookies in their settings. Sometimes, these people will end up tearing their hair out because a lot of websites just don't work at all, like many online stores, as many e-commerce platforms don't do bugger all without using cookies.
Me, I've got "Self-Destructing Cookies" plugins in my various browsers. Which lets me accept all cookies everywhere, smug in the knowledge that they will be deleted the instant I close that browser tab. I can even set it to delete the cookies only when I close the whole browser window, which is helpful with online stores.
And I can whitelist sites like the board, so the plugin doesn't mess with those cookies at all.
And you must use the same browser, on the same machine. Unless you're using something like a cookie manager that syncs to all your devices and things, your apple browser on your ipad won't have the delicious cookies chrome has on your PC. And unless google now manages cookies between your devices (who knows what the fuck they do), even chrome on your Android won't have the same cookies as chrome on your notebook, or chrome on your other Android.
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Once upon a when, we've had a data breach (maybe).
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If you've visited the forum at any time after November 18, 2020, you will have seen the message about a supposed data breach that may have exposed passwords. I know you will have seen it because, until today, there was a big general announcement right at the top of the everything.
Seeing how it's been nearly 18 months since that, with no further alarms getting rung, and how everyone has had 758,214 opportunities to take a minute to think about the security of their passwords, I've taken that notice down.
Follow this link for all the info that has transpired about the whole mess.
Seeing how it's been nearly 18 months since that, with no further alarms getting rung, and how everyone has had 758,214 opportunities to take a minute to think about the security of their passwords, I've taken that notice down.
Follow this link for all the info that has transpired about the whole mess.
You may dismiss this message by clicking the dark X in the top right hand corner. You may have to mouse-over to see it. I assure you it's there.
Behold The Master Asshole!
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
You know you're in for a good time when the title-card for a video about creating a high-power road-vehicle engine includes a hacksaw.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
This bit at 13:45, he's just fucking showing off. 
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
Forgot to extend the gear-change shaft? No biggie, just get the Hacksaw out.
I love this guy!
I love this guy!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
You don't say...I like using my hacksaw.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
He... he... he writes it down? On paper?! HERESY!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
Out come the snips!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
And now: Necromancy!
Also, I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!
Someone welding frames for Kawasaki in 1976 didn't pay enough attention, and not even quality control caught it!
Also, I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!
Someone welding frames for Kawasaki in 1976 didn't pay enough attention, and not even quality control caught it!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
Yes. He has entirely legitimate reasons for taking the numbers off! Don't you dare suggest otherwise! Tracy might notice he's nicking the cupcakes!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
So now I know how to get a flat bracket into a vise to square off the surface against the threaded hole. How about that.
Also, the youtube-url for this ends in "flfreGo". Which just looks Welsh, doesn't it?
Also, the youtube-url for this ends in "flfreGo". Which just looks Welsh, doesn't it?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
AND HERE IS THE GRAND FINALE!
Gotta say. Any custom bike built with PVC bits from the hardware store is already dear to my heart.
Also that sound.
Gotta say. Any custom bike built with PVC bits from the hardware store is already dear to my heart.
Also that sound.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Behold The Master Asshole!
STOP! Braking time!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Kawasaki. H2. 1000!!
Let me repeat that.
It's a Japanese inline four. It's a kilobike. It's a
Kawasaki. H2. 1000
So, by MotoGP rules, it would be the equal to a 2-liter, no?
Regardless. Enjoy.
It's a Japanese inline four. It's a kilobike. It's a
Kawasaki. H2. 1000
So, by MotoGP rules, it would be the equal to a 2-liter, no?
Regardless. Enjoy.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Kawasaki. H2. 1000!!
Dear gods.
--Jaeger
<<NEUTIQUAM ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"