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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Ooompah Loompah
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Isn't everyone? Cool songs, great chocolate, the great glass elevator *cue aerosmith's love in an elevator with the Ooompah Loompah tunes overdubbed*, who hasn't had that fantasy?!! Sheesh, like i'm abnormal or something. Beats the hell outta the Munchkins of OZ, talentless hacks with no redeeming qualities at all cept for flying monkey food.wyckedsin wrote:Cause your fscinated with the concept of Oompah Loompah sex? The books said they were males and females. But who knows what they will look like in the remake...
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
is that Shwartzenegger?
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
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2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Weissu, in Charlie und die Schokoladenfabrik ( http://german.imdb.com/title/tt0067992/ ... ;ft=4;fm=1).badi wrote:Am I slow? Am I too old? WTF are friggin' Ooompah Loompahs?
Wo middie Kinder die die Schokoladenfabrik besichtigen wo ein Fluss aus Schoki durchfliest und alle blachen sich irgendwie daneben benehmen und "bestraft" werden.....einer ersäuft in der Schoki, eine kaut ein Kaugummi und wenn sie es platzen lässt wird die ganze Welt vernichtet oder so.....ziemlich derb in der Hinsicht.
Die Oompah Loompahs waren die kleinen kerle mit den grünen Haaren und der orangenen Haut die die ganzen Zeit am singen waren.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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maniacles
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Probably I'm really just too old. I've not even heard anything about that movie or the book before. Just had a looksee at IMDb and it seems it's targetting the <6 agegroup. Though I always tend to think that I'm still young at heart, this is a bit too extreme for me.
So please count me out when it comes to having sex with Ooompah Loompahs
BTW: Did some of you by any chance follow the senseless discussions on the IMDb boards about the "Alexander" movie? The question that is most interesting for the audiences seems to be "was he gay or not?" Stooopid people!
So please count me out when it comes to having sex with Ooompah Loompahs
BTW: Did some of you by any chance follow the senseless discussions on the IMDb boards about the "Alexander" movie? The question that is most interesting for the audiences seems to be "was he gay or not?" Stooopid people!
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Being usually rather fond of Oliver Stone I was kinda disappointed. The movie was flawed and messy. Nevertheless it kept me well entertained throughout the nearly 3 hours of its running time. But in IMDb it was all about too much gayness and wether Alex was macedonian or greek. People's minds are so fucked up nowadays 
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badi
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Delphia
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