...and this does apply to most of us here. Good luck!!
http://www.draftregistration.us/
PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
Show
First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
Show
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Registration Information
Show
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
New Draft Registration forms..
-
DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
-
Abadon357
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: pittsburgh
- Contact:
draft
WTF i try to enlist and the say they had quite enough of me the first time around ...nobody lets me have ANY fun
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)
-
badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
I didn't even need to become a "recognized conscientious objector", I had a x-ray showing that there's something wrong with my "plumbing". Stupid army doc feared that I will run the hospital costs up too high so they refused to draft me. By doing so they denied me of the chance to miss 18 months of my young life and spend it as an underpaid asshole in olive clothes. Boy was I sorry 
Today I can proudly say that I never ever in my whole life enjoyed the questionable fun of touching a real fire-arm.
Today I can proudly say that I never ever in my whole life enjoyed the questionable fun of touching a real fire-arm.
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
-
DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Well, I had the misfortune of being called in for the examination in early january....and in the area where I lived then, about 40% of all draftees got by the service on medical/drug related/political grounds which means that in the months before October, they go as far as drafting third brothers and, of course me. My medical history, including all sorts of x-rays of my buggered knee, allergy certificates and a letter from my doctor saying I'm totally unfit didn't help. They just left a lot of unchecked boxes on the draft report.badi wrote:I didn't even need to become a "recognized conscientious objector", I had a x-ray showing that there's something wrong with my "plumbing". Stupid army doc feared that I will run the hospital costs up too high so they refused to draft me. By doing so they denied me of the chance to miss 18 months of my young life and spend it as an underpaid asshole in olive clothes. Boy was I sorry
Today I can proudly say that I never ever in my whole life enjoyed the questionable fun of touching a real fire-arm.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
-
xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
-
Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
Re: draft
Hell, I'm in and their afraid to send me to a combat area, I keep getting the excuse "media nightmare"!!!!, wussiesAbadon357 wrote:WTF i try to enlist and the say they had quite enough of me the first time around ...nobody lets me have ANY fun
-
maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
- Contact:
-
Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
-
schotzy
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Phoenix, currently
- Contact: