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cjp
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Sometimes thats how it goes. . .

Post by cjp » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:08 am

. . . but sometimes it goes the otherway too.

Its been a while since I've had a great day. Yesterday worked out though. It was my wedding aniversary, which is a great reminder of one of my favorite things in my life: my awesome wife and all the fun we have together and how much she makes me laugh and smile. Then I get to work and I found out that I got the job I've been angling to get for the last 2 years. Studied up, worked my arse off on the application and research samples needed to get considered, and now finally I'm going to get it, and get a nice bump up and out of the department that I've been burned out on for years.

Out fucking standing, if I do say so my self. Just had to share.


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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:13 am

Congratulations!

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Post by Metalredneck » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:17 am

Good on ya. Enjoy!
Done.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:06 pm

Grats Brothah!
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:26 pm

Happy day!
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Post by Zer0 » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:30 pm

That's great news. No other way to say it. Great news. Good for you.
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Post by GeekGrl » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:40 am

That's brilliant! Congratulations and thanks for sharing your happy news!
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Post by Shhted » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:49 am

I shall hoist a few tall cool ones in your general direction. Huzzah!
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Post by Ames » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:50 am

That is wonderful! Congrats to you and your wife! And congrats to you on the new gig. Hope it's amazing covered in awesomesauce!
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Post by Gahread » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:26 am

W00t.

A lot of hard work, a little luck, and an awesome day. Congrats!

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Pintgudge
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Post by Pintgudge » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:46 am

Alright!

You worked to get this, you put in your time, you deserved it,


and,


You got it!

Congratulations, and enjoy!
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Post by goose » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:40 am

Congratulations! Savor the feeling, it doesn't happen often (or at least, often enough)!
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