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Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
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"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
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DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and iteractions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and iteractions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably."
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- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
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schotzy
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Phoenix, currently
- Contact:
Pretty much true except for the part about poor resistance to illness....
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave<br>and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to<br>console others. Too generous
and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty<br>for praises.
Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when<br>provoked. Easily jealous.
Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly.<br>Independent thoughts. Loves
to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in<br>the arts, music and
defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance<br>against illnesses. Learns
to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and<br>caring. Loves to make
friends .
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AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave<br>and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to<br>console others. Too generous
and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty<br>for praises.
Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when<br>provoked. Easily jealous.
Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly.<br>Independent thoughts. Loves
to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in<br>the arts, music and
defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance<br>against illnesses. Learns
to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and<br>caring. Loves to make
friends .
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Methylchloroisothiazolanone is my favorite word EVER.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.<br>Intelligent and
clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.<br>Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves<br>freedom. Rebellious when
restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and<br>easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but thoes<br>not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves<br>making friends but rarely
shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing<br>dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the<br>inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to<br>learn to show emotions
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Uhm, I don't think so. But thanks for playing.
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.<br>Intelligent and
clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.<br>Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves<br>freedom. Rebellious when
restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and<br>easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but thoes<br>not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves<br>making friends but rarely
shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing<br>dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the<br>inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to<br>learn to show emotions
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Uhm, I don't think so. But thanks for playing.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Midliferider
- Yogurt
- Location: Columbus, Ohio... a lone Triumph rider
Ames there you go, I was born in Feb. as well. Some of the comments fit me and some doen't. Like for example, I'm really more crunchy on the inside than romantic. One thing we have incommon is the deep space factor. The other is we both have legs except mine work 
The world is full of warnings. An elevator smells different to a midget.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
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Thumper
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: B right on!!
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JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and<br>to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in<br>oneself. Has reputation.
Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's<br>feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and<br>unpredictable. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful.<br>Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides<br>others physically and
mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions<br>carefully. Caring and loving.
Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy.<br>Wary and sharp. Judges
people through observations. Hardworking. No<br>difficulties in studying. Loves
to be alone. Always broods about the past and the<br>old friends. Likes to be
quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never<br>looks for friends. Not
aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach<br>and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to<br>recover
This ones only hittin' on about 60% Mostly on the caring and needy in personal relationships stuff but then again it might not be taking in the "Hardass Teradactile Factor".
Also Midlife don't go for the cheap shot on Ames just cause he's currently a gimp-ass-bast.......Err, I mean temporarily disabled.
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and<br>to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in<br>oneself. Has reputation.
Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's<br>feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and<br>unpredictable. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful.<br>Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides<br>others physically and
mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions<br>carefully. Caring and loving.
Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy.<br>Wary and sharp. Judges
people through observations. Hardworking. No<br>difficulties in studying. Loves
to be alone. Always broods about the past and the<br>old friends. Likes to be
quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never<br>looks for friends. Not
aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach<br>and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to<br>recover
This ones only hittin' on about 60% Mostly on the caring and needy in personal relationships stuff but then again it might not be taking in the "Hardass Teradactile Factor".
Also Midlife don't go for the cheap shot on Ames just cause he's currently a gimp-ass-bast.......Err, I mean temporarily disabled.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
The Joe Dirt referance is priceless
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
- Contact:
NOVEMBER:
Devoid of original ideas and conscious thought. Often found drunk under bridges, or stuck in window of girls dormitory wearing panties on head. Untrustworthy. Poor personal hygiene (smells like cabbage). Been known to fart loudly in public and blame it on mentally handicapped children in next booth. Slothful. Prefers new Coke to Coke classic. Enjoys poking Ames with a stick, comfortable in the fact he can only pursue, at best, at a slow hobble. Boring. Tedious. Repetitive. Redundant. Unable to find the any key, or the little man in the canoe. Easily frustrated by child safe products. Tastes like chicken.
Devoid of original ideas and conscious thought. Often found drunk under bridges, or stuck in window of girls dormitory wearing panties on head. Untrustworthy. Poor personal hygiene (smells like cabbage). Been known to fart loudly in public and blame it on mentally handicapped children in next booth. Slothful. Prefers new Coke to Coke classic. Enjoys poking Ames with a stick, comfortable in the fact he can only pursue, at best, at a slow hobble. Boring. Tedious. Repetitive. Redundant. Unable to find the any key, or the little man in the canoe. Easily frustrated by child safe products. Tastes like chicken.
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
Hmmm...
I'll leave some of these comments up to the UTMC who know me to judge...
Hmmm...(*she sits back and awaits the smartass responses*)
Well, "quiet" is not generally one of the words I use to describe myself, but (being a Cancer) I fully admit to the moodiness (shut up, B12!). I hope I'm not homely!! I may be prone to stomach and dieting problems, but at least I'm not the one people are afraid to ride behind (Mtne). Tee hee.JULY:
Fun to be with...Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in
oneself. Has reputation...Tactful...Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody...Witty and sparkly...Forgiving but never forgets...Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving...Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves
to be alone...Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover
Hmmm...(*she sits back and awaits the smartass responses*)
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
RV: dear GOD!! thats too easy...cue angelic choir...
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
...Opinionated?! ME!?....
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
...Opinionated?! ME!?....
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!