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Stalker?
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Stalker?
I'm a single guy....been emailing someone to and fro like we sometimes do in today's age. Shot a young lady my phone number. She's called me 6 times today. I have yet to return her call because I've been busy. Maybe it's just me, but her actions seem to indicate that she could be a stalker. Am I just being paranoid?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Stalker?
Maybe she's just hyper nervous about reaching you because she's fallen for you? Probably not, but the possibility exists.
+1 on not giving her your address.
Wait and see how she behaves, if it's not too creepy set up a meeting in a public place you do not usually frequent.
See what vibe you get there.
Maybe try googling her, if she is a stalker, she might have a history and someone might have complained about it online.
+1 on not giving her your address.
Wait and see how she behaves, if it's not too creepy set up a meeting in a public place you do not usually frequent.
See what vibe you get there.
Maybe try googling her, if she is a stalker, she might have a history and someone might have complained about it online.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: Stalker?
Tell her you'll be wearing X and you'll meet her wherever at such and such time. Only don't be wearing X. Observe. Then she how she reacts to you being a no-show when you call her back the next day. That'll tell you right there.
Or wear a fat suit.
Or wear a fat suit.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
Re: Stalker?
There's this killer show tonight and she really need to know if she can buy you a ticket before it's sold out.
Oh what the hell do I know ?
Oh what the hell do I know ?
I'm not really from around here.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: Stalker?
Do some *ahem* "lane-splitting" and then get the fuck out before she uses your skin for a lampshade.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Re: Stalker?
I could just say that I have a raging case of herpes. 
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
Re: Stalker?
I got over mine.rc26 wrote:I could just say that I have a raging case of herpes.
She may have them too, odds are...
Done.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Stalker?
If'n you're going to play the VD card, go with the clap. It's easier to clean up. Saying you have the herp is something that might haunt you down the road.rc26 wrote:I could just say that I have a raging case of herpes.
Whatever you do, do not tell her you have crabs. Take it from me, you might as well move out of town after that.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: Stalker?
For reference, Mrs Mk3 says we're a bunch of assholes, and just call her back; I stand by my initial assertions.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: Stalker?
Hasn't posted results. Maybe she's got him chained up to something. Poor guy.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: Stalker?
Hasn't posted results. Maybe she's got him chained up to something. Lucky guy.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
Re: Stalker?
ok, ima little confused here...
you gave her your number, but now refuse her calls. did something happen in between that made you decide to not accept her calls ?
what were you thinking when you gave her your number... did you have some reason to think she wouldn't call ?
you just know she's on some other forum right now bitching about this passive-agressive asshole she met online who gave her a bullsit number....
you gave her your number, but now refuse her calls. did something happen in between that made you decide to not accept her calls ?
what were you thinking when you gave her your number... did you have some reason to think she wouldn't call ?
you just know she's on some other forum right now bitching about this passive-agressive asshole she met online who gave her a bullsit number....
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Re: Stalker?
She called 6 times between 10:30 am and 6 pm that day. That's just not normal behavior. Normal is more like....call once, leave a message and wait for the other party to respond. 5th. message said she was out for a walk, she called me back just in case she'd missed my call while she was out. My cell phone shows missed calls...I would think her phone has the same feature?12ci wrote:ok, ima little confused here...
you gave her your number, but now refuse her calls. did something happen in between that made you decide to not accept her calls ?
what were you thinking when you gave her your number... did you have some reason to think she wouldn't call ?
you just know she's on some other forum right now bitching about this passive-agressive asshole she met online who gave her a bullsit number....
I called her and told her that she was coming on too strong, and that threw up red flags. She got pissed and went off on me with a screaming rant. Fucking nut job if there ever was one.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: Stalker?
Holy shit, if you do go out with her, only put it in halfway in case she clamps.rc26 wrote: She called 6 times between 10:30 am and 6 pm that day. That's just not normal behavior. Normal is more like....call once, leave a message and wait for the other party to respond. 5th. message said she was out for a walk, she called me back just in case she'd missed my call while she was out. My cell phone shows missed calls...I would think her phone has the same feature?
I called her and told her that she was coming on too strong, and that threw up red flags. She got pissed and went off on me with a screaming rant. Fucking nut job if there ever was one.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: Stalker?
I bet I know this woman. When she starts calling your family and telling them what horrible things to did to her, let me know, LOL
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Stalker?
Dude, that plane is losing more than just cabin pressure. It's time to hit the silk while there's still time to bail out! Run, don't walk to your nearest emergency exit and let some other sucker reach for the oxygen mask and hug his seat floatation device. Get out now!
It's not even a drunk dial, "oops gotta lil tipsy" excuse. Failing to follow my advice may require you to discipline yourself to sleeping with one eye open lest you find your man parts in the garbage disposal one "medication free" morning. You've been warned!
It's not even a drunk dial, "oops gotta lil tipsy" excuse. Failing to follow my advice may require you to discipline yourself to sleeping with one eye open lest you find your man parts in the garbage disposal one "medication free" morning. You've been warned!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
Re: Stalker?
IMHO, Hotness can make up far a lot. I am with Rock. Pic is required to make a informed decision. Crazy girl = crazy girl sex. There is nothing like bat shit crazy sex. You have seen this woman right? It may be worth the hassle of ditching her later. And lets all be honest, you both will be getting something out of the deal. Everyone likes sex.
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: Stalker?
Hello? RC 26, go on.
Cmo'n, What's she like?
Cmo'n, What's she like?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: Stalker?
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Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9