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More Onion victims

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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

More Onion victims

Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:03 am

:mrgreen:


'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Re: More Onion victims

Post by rolly » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:29 am

Is there supposed to be some content there, or just the mrgreen? I see an empty post.

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Re: More Onion victims

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:30 am

Well . . . . technically, there is nothing technically false with the story. The Onion did make that declaration, and the Chinese paper only states that fact. Still pretty funny.

Not as bad as Iran's news agency.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Re: More Onion victims

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:31 am

rolly wrote:Is there supposed to be some content there, or just the mrgreen? I see an empty post.
Mr Green is a link.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Re: More Onion victims

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:49 am

And you just KNOW, don't you, that if someone wrote a joke like that into a serious novel or screenplay, anything that isn't outright satire or maybe The West Wing, people everywhere would complain that it's not credible, no actual news organization would make a dumb mistake like that.
Life, you never cease to be the best satire.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jaeger
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Re: More Onion victims

Post by Jaeger » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:27 pm

DerGolgo wrote:And you just KNOW, don't you, that if someone wrote a joke like that into a serious novel or screenplay, anything that isn't outright satire or maybe The West Wing, people everywhere would complain that it's not credible, no actual news organization would make a dumb mistake like that.
Life, you never cease to be the best satire.
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."
--Mark Twain

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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Re: More Onion victims

Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:04 pm

rolly wrote:Is there supposed to be some content there, or just the mrgreen? I see an empty post.
:mrgreen:
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Re: More Onion victims

Post by piccini9 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:57 pm

And then there is this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/2 ... 12571.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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gazza
Minister of Weather Control
Location: Andalucia

Re: More Onion victims

Post by gazza » Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:14 am

What about this?

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2 ... air/59483/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
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