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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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If only . . .
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
If only . . .
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: If only . . .
You know, the cardinal think, I don't think it's actually church law ... they made regular catholics pope on at least one or two occasions, I think. When they couldn't make up their mind, they apparently grabbed the nearest passer-by.
What's more, over here, in Germany, it used to be that, if you officially declared that you were leaving the church, you got ex-communicated automatically. But they changed that rule, communion is a holy sacrament, you can't just nullify that by filling out some paperwork! So even if you declare before the whole world that, no, you're not a catholic anymore, the catholic church has a different opinion on the matter. As far as they're concerned, once you're in, you're in, the way I understand the new doctrine.
Which brings me to my favorite candidate:
What's more, over here, in Germany, it used to be that, if you officially declared that you were leaving the church, you got ex-communicated automatically. But they changed that rule, communion is a holy sacrament, you can't just nullify that by filling out some paperwork! So even if you declare before the whole world that, no, you're not a catholic anymore, the catholic church has a different opinion on the matter. As far as they're concerned, once you're in, you're in, the way I understand the new doctrine.
Which brings me to my favorite candidate:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
Re: If only . . .
Word 'round here is that the new pointy hat guy could actually be a Canuck. Cardinal Marc Ouellet.
We shall see.
We shall see.
Done.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: If only . . .
It's gonna be that guy who has been on the sidelines, always. That guy that was never involved in any controversy of media spotlight, that guy who's history is blemish free because he never did anything of note. It'll be a guy who no one, until now, considered a potential candidate for the pointy hat. That report that ostensibly convinced Benny to resign was written by a bunch of cardinals who are actually too old to participate in the conclave. They want to get rid of this obnoxious pope who is somehow unable to sweep scandal under the rug, where it belongs. This current pope who, probably, was only ever intended as an interim solution, anyway, but who stubbornly refuses to die. The new pope will be elected with a view to the big pack of scandal that has been presented to benny, it's gotta be a true teflon guy, someone who can, to a certain extend, be presented to "clean up" all that scandal, credibly so. Which will happen behind closed doors. Gotta preserve, if not rebuild, the church's dignity. A press release and official statement will follow in due time, of course. Not. He's gonna be a puppet, on a set of strings, he'll be run by the old guard of the institution, the guys who (probably literally) know where the bodies are buried, who are sick of all the nasty headlines not being handled right. They want a pope of their own, a proper one this time, who'll do what they know is best for the church. As is usually the case when an old, venerated institution gets a change of management in the middle of a crisis or three.Metalredneck wrote:Word 'round here is that the new pointy hat guy could actually be a Canuck. Cardinal Marc Ouellet.
We shall see.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
Re: If only . . .
We're talking about catholic bishops. None of them have done anything of note, if you discount pederasty scandals.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: If only . . .
The only obvious successor is Jerry Sandusky.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: If only . . .
+1The only obvious successor is Jerry Sandusky.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: If only . . .
Sisyphus wrote:The only obvious successor is Jerry Sandusky.
Bravo, Sys!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: If only . . .
Zer0 wrote:Sisyphus wrote:The only obvious successor is Jerry Sandusky.
Bravo, Sys!
Well played!
If only those bastards from the church would suffer the same or a worse fate (along with all those that knew and didn't say anything and those that participated in the cover ups). Off my soap box now
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: If only . . .
Seriously--the fact that Cardinal Mahoney is still not barred from the conclave is even more mind-boggling. Amazing.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Re: If only . . .
I'm not catholic, nor a child molester, but I'll take the job if only for the awesome hat.
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
Re: If only . . .
Obviously.Sisyphus wrote:The only obvious successor is Jerry Sandusky.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: If only . . .
Sorry, man.
It's hard for me to resist a good joke.
It's hard for me to resist a good joke.
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