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- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
DerGolgo noticed I was new, so I guess I better get around to introducing myself before someone decides to make some shit up. A while back, Mea, knowing how much I like to ride and hearing of my proclivity to want to ride, think about riding, or talk about riding on a frequent basis sent me over here. (DerGolgo, it's pronounced Olaf Der Stout. Bonus points if you can name the origin of it.)
I grew up around dirt bikes, and lived on one of the longer trails in Michigan before The Man decided trails were only for snowmobiles and drunk college kids two tracking. When I got back from wandering the Far East, I bought my first honest to god road capable bike, a CBR400f which someone was kind enough to import from japan before deciding they didn't want to ride and put her out front with a $500 price tag. I loved that bike. I put a pile of miles on her and she was good until she stopped. I got hitched,unhitched, moved to DC and rode the tin can metro for a while and finally wound up with a job where i had a 40 mile commute. Two years back, I bought a Sportster 883 and put 20k miles on it in a year before the girlfriend took it out and turned it into an insurance check while I was out of town. While I had the sporty, I discovered I liked long ass rides and ran an Iron Butt Saddle Sore 1000 twice over thanksgiving weekend. I opted to go back to the HD and got a sofa.. er.. Road King (You know, minus the entertainment center...) and have been putting miles on that. I would get a sport bike, but I have enough creaks and and am fat enough I would be uncomfortable and look silly on a modern sport bike. (Though I lust after the old SuperHawk Daytona and Speed Triple mighty hard.)
I get a little weird if I don't ride for too long. I think there might be folks around here that have the same issues.
If you have questions ask, if you are being too nosy, I'll let you know.
I grew up around dirt bikes, and lived on one of the longer trails in Michigan before The Man decided trails were only for snowmobiles and drunk college kids two tracking. When I got back from wandering the Far East, I bought my first honest to god road capable bike, a CBR400f which someone was kind enough to import from japan before deciding they didn't want to ride and put her out front with a $500 price tag. I loved that bike. I put a pile of miles on her and she was good until she stopped. I got hitched,unhitched, moved to DC and rode the tin can metro for a while and finally wound up with a job where i had a 40 mile commute. Two years back, I bought a Sportster 883 and put 20k miles on it in a year before the girlfriend took it out and turned it into an insurance check while I was out of town. While I had the sporty, I discovered I liked long ass rides and ran an Iron Butt Saddle Sore 1000 twice over thanksgiving weekend. I opted to go back to the HD and got a sofa.. er.. Road King (You know, minus the entertainment center...) and have been putting miles on that. I would get a sport bike, but I have enough creaks and and am fat enough I would be uncomfortable and look silly on a modern sport bike. (Though I lust after the old SuperHawk Daytona and Speed Triple mighty hard.)
I get a little weird if I don't ride for too long. I think there might be folks around here that have the same issues.
If you have questions ask, if you are being too nosy, I'll let you know.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Welcome!!
You get weird when you don't ride? Back in the day, when things weren't quite as quiet as they are now, you could tell what season it was by the amount of blood gushing out of this place, so I suspect you'll fit right in.
As regards Olaf...it's evidently Germanic, the Olaf and the Der point at that. Olaf suggest Scandinavian even. But I only ever encountered Stout in the English. I know it means big, "sturdy" or the like, and it somehow rang in connection to Olaf, but I couldn't place it.
So I admit, I cheated, I looked it up. King Olaf II of Norway, aka "Olaf the fat" or "Olaf the stout". Also the patron saint of Norway. Your lot from up there?
You get weird when you don't ride? Back in the day, when things weren't quite as quiet as they are now, you could tell what season it was by the amount of blood gushing out of this place, so I suspect you'll fit right in.
As regards Olaf...it's evidently Germanic, the Olaf and the Der point at that. Olaf suggest Scandinavian even. But I only ever encountered Stout in the English. I know it means big, "sturdy" or the like, and it somehow rang in connection to Olaf, but I couldn't place it.
So I admit, I cheated, I looked it up. King Olaf II of Norway, aka "Olaf the fat" or "Olaf the stout". Also the patron saint of Norway. Your lot from up there?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Too much effort and not enough Geek, which is Ok. It's an old video game reference, which was inspired by your find!
Yeah we are from up thataway, but I'm a damned mutt.
Yeah we are from up thataway, but I'm a damned mutt.
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Greetings and salutations!
Please provide photographic evidence of said sofa. Some may refer to it as a douche canoe. Don't take it personally, I'm a cunt just for having a Buell and all KZ riders are assholes. The DC area cell is full of good folks, someone will be by shortly to collect a pinkie.
Please provide photographic evidence of said sofa. Some may refer to it as a douche canoe. Don't take it personally, I'm a cunt just for having a Buell and all KZ riders are assholes. The DC area cell is full of good folks, someone will be by shortly to collect a pinkie.
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"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
I want to everntually ditch the whitewalls, the oversized fender and as much of the chrome as I can. I just want it out from under the bank note before I go gonzo on it. 

- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
(I wont take it personally, I think the ones with the f-16 instrument cluster and stereo are fucking silly. I ride to hear the road and the bike, even when it sounds like a tractor.) Found the other pic- (What I am too busy riding to take pictures of the damn bike!)


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- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Welcome! I see you brought your own sofa. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!
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Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Welcome douchecanoeist!
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
More folks here in Ol' Dominion? Booya. I been sick 'n' fuckin' tired of the Pac Northwesters getting all the new kids.
Welcome! You in NoVA or "Real Virginny"?
--Jaeger
Welcome! You in NoVA or "Real Virginny"?
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Our new friend is apparently a Viking gone astray.
Don't doubt the geekiness amongst these terrorizers, most are just a touch long in the tooth for that reference.
/RM
Don't doubt the geekiness amongst these terrorizers, most are just a touch long in the tooth for that reference.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
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"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
- Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
ようこそ。
First, let's get the formalities out of the way:

But seriously, welcome.
First, let's get the formalities out of the way:

- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Yeah, I'm in NOVA. I would have killed someone by now if I had to commute to Columbia from any farther than Fairfax. That said, I get a lot of low speed, tight maneuvering practice. I also am starting to think lane splitting is a good thing if we can get the land yachts to behave properly.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Careful with that -- I had some of VA's finest yank my license for that sort of behavior a few years back. All settled now, but... basically, riding around here sucks.0l4fderstout wrote:Yeah, I'm in NOVA. I would have killed someone by now if I had to commute to Columbia from any farther than Fairfax. That said, I get a lot of low speed, tight maneuvering practice. I also am starting to think lane splitting is a good thing if we can get the land yachts to behave properly.
You're in Fairfax? Cool. I'm up in Reston, and there are a few DC-local types around. We ought to get together a DC-NoVA shindig early this spring before Mishka (Mrs. Jaeger) pops in May with Thing 2.

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Oh the Buffalo is too big for lane splitting and the piss poor driving means there's too much debris on the shoulder to risk it. Mostly it's mastering staying moving as much as possible and making those damned lane changes when pricks in luxury living rooms don't want to let anyone do anything.
Yeah that would be cool to meet up at some point. I expect yesterday's weather was a bit much for some folks, (I had a good ride, but it was time to get out...) but when it breaks a bit, certainly!
Yeah that would be cool to meet up at some point. I expect yesterday's weather was a bit much for some folks, (I had a good ride, but it was time to get out...) but when it breaks a bit, certainly!
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Ah yes, sunny Reston, what fond memories.
Anywho, welcome to the Board. I have nothing witty to add.
Anywho, welcome to the Board. I have nothing witty to add.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Welcome sir, always good to see another East Sider here.
With your proximity to the portal, your attendance at DOOM is an absolute must.
If for no other reason than allowing us to abuse your liver.
You originate from the mitten?
With your proximity to the portal, your attendance at DOOM is an absolute must.
If for no other reason than allowing us to abuse your liver.
You originate from the mitten?
I am the El Duce performance package!
- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
I do! Some where around the pad of the ring finger (Big Rapids) though I have family in Algonac and Port Huron.
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Huh?
Detroit area born and raised here, but I lived in Port Piss for a few years after High School.
I have good friends in K-zoo, and Grand Rapids as well as family and friends up around Alpena.
Detroit area born and raised here, but I lived in Port Piss for a few years after High School.
I have good friends in K-zoo, and Grand Rapids as well as family and friends up around Alpena.
I am the El Duce performance package!
- 0l4fderstout
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
I went to High School around Grand Rapids. Man, it's some bad luck with the economy up there still..
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- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Welcome. I'm in NOVA as well, in Manassas. There are a few of us in the area.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Ha, another two cylinder type. Willkommen.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
- GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Welcome to the asylum ... we're all a bit off here, especially during the cold, dark, dreary winters and can easily relate to going a bit more mad when not able to go for a ride in awhile. I usually ride during the winter months, but coordinating the weather with free time and Podling-minding means I get out very rarely lately.
@Jaeger ... congrats! you need an official announcement thread about your upcoming family addition!
@Jaeger ... congrats! you need an official announcement thread about your upcoming family addition!
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
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'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: AZ
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Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Welcome. I don't come around much, but glad to see another Terrorist.
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Good gods, haven't seen you post up in a fuckin' dog's age. Good to see ya.ejworthen wrote:Welcome. I don't come around much, but glad to see another Terrorist.

You should DOOM with us this year.

--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
Re: New guy 'Sniffed Out', fesses up to being new.
Speaking of new guys, you've been away so long you might just qualify for a re-birth.ejworthen wrote:Welcome. I don't come around much, but glad to see another Terrorist.
Good to see ya still alive and kicking.
We need to get together for brunch again soon.
I am the El Duce performance package!