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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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How to market your Razz!
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
How to market your Razz!
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3882592788.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: How to market your Razz!
Brilliant! You just wanna buy this, even if you don't need it ... just to do business with this guy!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: How to market your Razz!
yeah, I agree. Anybody who adds "unicorn" as part of their CL search terms list has gotta be worthy of grabbing a beer with. Caveat: can't wear the speedo and helmet for beers, but bringing a sponge is fine.DerGolgo wrote:Brilliant! You just wanna buy this, even if you don't need it ... just to do business with this guy!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
Re: How to market your Razz!
I think a speedo and full face is technically considered ATTGATT if you're riding a Razz. Plus hydrody... I mean aerodynamics are critical on a 50.
“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: How to market your Razz!
I hate people.This posting has been flagged for removal.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: How to market your Razz!
Damn, and I have $50 too.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: How to market your Razz!
and a marble bag to boot!calamari kid wrote:Damn, and I have $50 too.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: How to market your Razz!
calamari kid wrote:Damn, and I have $50 too.
I can help you wash it!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: How to market your Razz!
In the words of the subgenius:Zim wrote:I hate people.This posting has been flagged for removal.
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
It's actually fun, harmless, and nicely done. The sort of thing people email around and which thus actually brings more visitors to the site. But one or two might see this and get the idea that a site that doesn't remove such frivolities immediately can't be run by competent people. Or they might fear someone suing because they didn't write home about the curves.
People, all of them, are fucking weak sauce.
If I cared about craigslist, I'd suggest a campaign to come up with the funniest, most entertaining, funny-picture laden craigslist ad, without actually involving any un-truths or the like in it. Just to bomb them with the unleashed joyful, until they submit to the fierce might of the unstoppable delight. But we don't have craigslist over here, or not to any degree that I'd even have heard about it, so I don't care.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: How to market your Razz!
Don't know whether I should be flattered or creeped out.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:calamari kid wrote:Damn, and I have $50 too.
I can help you wash it!
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: How to market your Razz!
Flattered or creeped out, makes no difference to me. . . so long as it makes all the girls hot when they see us scrubbing each other on that Razz.calamari kid wrote:Don't know whether I should be flattered or creeped out.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:calamari kid wrote:Damn, and I have $50 too.
I can help you wash it!
BOOM. PREGNANT!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: How to market your Razz!
Ok, I just laughed in an inappropriately loud fashion in the middle of a doctor's office.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
Re: How to market your Razz!
I can video you guys. It would be worth the trans-continental flight.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Flattered or creeped out, makes no difference to me. . . so long as it makes all the girls hot when they see us scrubbing each other on that Razz.calamari kid wrote:Don't know whether I should be flattered or creeped out.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:calamari kid wrote:Damn, and I have $50 too.
I can help you wash it!
BOOM. PREGNANT!