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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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So anyway...
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
So anyway...
What's shakin'? Did I miss anything?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
Nah, its been pretty dull without you. How's the tornado country treatin ya?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
Re: So anyway...
ya, missed you,
It's always good to hear your point of view!
It's always good to hear your point of view!
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: So anyway...
Noobs are required to give up a pinky... which one will it be?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
HA! Noob...
It's balls-hot here in the daytime, the time of year when I sleep all day and work all night.
I've been super duper busy lately, building a motorcycle...
It's balls-hot here in the daytime, the time of year when I sleep all day and work all night.
I've been super duper busy lately, building a motorcycle...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: So anyway...
Admit it. You were so proud of your post count, you didn't want to spoil it by posting some more - I know you must have poked your head in around the 1st of the months. Or how else did you know to find me on twitter? 
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
I was waiting for you fuckers to catch up.DerGolgo wrote:Admit it. You were so proud of your post count, you didn't want to spoil it by posting some more
No, every day.I know you must have poked your head in around the 1st of the months.
I think I got an email that you were on twitter, so I followed you.Or how else did you know to find me on twitter?
Miss me?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: So anyway...
You claim this, and yet, you only just inquired what was shaking, whether you missed anything. If you checked in every day, why would you have to ask such questions? Were you perhaps trying to implement some scheme, trying to mislead and distract us to further your nefarious goals? Just what are you trying to hide??guitargeek wrote:No, every day.
Well, not really. I didn't want to pile on after the tornadoes already did that.guitargeek wrote:Miss me?
Whatever your wicked ends may be, it's nice to see you around again!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
'Sup, fucko? Good to see you back! 
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: So anyway...
Heya, nice to see ya 'round these parts once again.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
Hopefully, I waited long enough to quell any rumors that I am secretly happycommuter.
You know, we've never been seen in the same room together...
You know, we've never been seen in the same room together...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
I didn't even know he was around anymore. HC, that is.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Re: So anyway...
I have seen you both, not in the same room, all I can say you can't fill his shoesguitargeek wrote:Hopefully, I waited long enough to quell any rumors that I am secretly happycommuter.
You know, we've never been seen in the same room together...
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AZRider
- "I said THREE motorcycles worth of Fuck You!"
- Location: Insane Diego, CA
Re: So anyway...
Welcome back. I've HATED having to depend on Facebook to keep in touch.
"Motorcycles are made of three kinds of materials: various metals, various plastics, and Fuck You. The trick is to design and build them with the right proportion and distribution of these three materials."
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
"--Really.. I AM a nice guy by preference. I do, however, have other options." - Merlyn
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
Facebook does have some advantages... but yeah, glad to be back!AZRider wrote:Welcome back. I've HATED having to depend on Facebook to keep in touch.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
Re: So anyway...
MATPOC wrote:I have seen you both, not in the same room, all I can say you can't fill his shoesguitargeek wrote:Hopefully, I waited long enough to quell any rumors that I am secretly happycommuter.
You know, we've never been seen in the same room together...
Whoa! Hold'on'a'sec ... Matpoc, does that mean you have definitive knowledge of just WHO hc was? an actual person with as-posted horrifying beliefs or some fecker with a twisted and aggravating sense of dishumour?
Tell us!!!!
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
Tales from a solo ride: http://www.waywardrider.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
Tales from a solo ride: http://www.waywardrider.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
Re: So anyway...
Pleased as punch to see you back on the board, gg! It's been a bit quieter around these parts the past months (hopefully due to lots of folks being out RIDING instead of posting!) so feel free to liven things up again!
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
Tales from a solo ride: http://www.waywardrider.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
Tales from a solo ride: http://www.waywardrider.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: So anyway...
I do recall someone mentioning in a thread that they met hc at doom ... and that, while everybody else was having a good time, he came across like a sexual offender. I cannot find that thread now, unfortunately. Does anyone remember any details from that which might be shoved into the search-box? I've tried, but no joy.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Re: So anyway...
I feel better about myself.DerGolgo wrote:while everybody else was having a good time, he came across like a sexual offender.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Re: So anyway...
we met HC (Patrick?) in NYC at the bike show, then we all went drinking and roaming Manhattan, AFAIK he never came to doom