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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
[media]http://youtu.be/STHpMUYeznQ[/media]
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
LOL
I had something else planned as it rolled. Went something like this:
"Throw map out window at 0:18. Six weeks later only two survivors found, naked and emaciated, mad with hunger in the Northern Territory, somewhere south of Sydney. Forced to eat their companions and drink their own pee."
I had something else planned as it rolled. Went something like this:
"Throw map out window at 0:18. Six weeks later only two survivors found, naked and emaciated, mad with hunger in the Northern Territory, somewhere south of Sydney. Forced to eat their companions and drink their own pee."
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
Well, when it comes to problems that would have people over here in Euroland scratch their heads, the Aussies are often surprisingly practical.
Like cane toads. Bloody plague over there, invasive species and all that. Over here, you'd get government panels and scientists testing out different poisons and control strategies and whatnot, and many many protests from animal rights groups about cruelty towards those creatures ... they didn't ask to be an invasive species and all that.
One of my cousins down there, outdoorsy type, after she was done using her bikini to help her sell ice cream and beer from a dinghy to drunken businessmen on yachts in Sidney harbor, she hired on with their parks service, as a cane toad population control technician. Her tools were a pair of sturdy boots and a nine iron. Her training was the word "swing". Works well enough, apparently.
I applaud this. It's got all the right ingredients to grab impressionable kid's attention, while being also having all the right ingredients to make them remember the message. Dunno how effective it'll be in the long term but, in the short term, it'll at least get watched a lot by the right audience.
Like cane toads. Bloody plague over there, invasive species and all that. Over here, you'd get government panels and scientists testing out different poisons and control strategies and whatnot, and many many protests from animal rights groups about cruelty towards those creatures ... they didn't ask to be an invasive species and all that.
One of my cousins down there, outdoorsy type, after she was done using her bikini to help her sell ice cream and beer from a dinghy to drunken businessmen on yachts in Sidney harbor, she hired on with their parks service, as a cane toad population control technician. Her tools were a pair of sturdy boots and a nine iron. Her training was the word "swing". Works well enough, apparently.
I applaud this. It's got all the right ingredients to grab impressionable kid's attention, while being also having all the right ingredients to make them remember the message. Dunno how effective it'll be in the long term but, in the short term, it'll at least get watched a lot by the right audience.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
Thankfully, I was too young to drive when I went to school in Australia.
Wonder what beach that was....
Wonder what beach that was....
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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- Contact:
Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
Probably the only one without box jellies or saltwater crocs or some sort of maneating shark. That's why they decided to use it for explosives testing.
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Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
I just spent the day commanding the 461st Munitions Squadron against North Berninia on D-Day + 1, where by now we've built enough bombs to level most major cities. Then had the distinct pleasure of speaking to my ex-wife and not my son because he was already in bed...
Then I got to see Australians dying violently by aerial bombardment.
not so Strangely, my night just improved.
Thank you fellow Ootmics
Then I got to see Australians dying violently by aerial bombardment.
not so Strangely, my night just improved.
Thank you fellow Ootmics
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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Aerial bombardment? I thought it was an artillery range.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
At first, I thought it was an anti-landmine spot. After they revealed the "explosives testing" sign, I thought UXBs.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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- the Harm in Harmony
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Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun

I'm not sure what I just saw, but the accents make it permissable. Carry on.
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Re: Skipping School in Australia Looks Like Fun
artillery don't usually make proper mushroom clouds, though I doubt the wombat molesters (again Johnny is not included in my spite) bothered with that level of accuracy.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."