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lifeon2
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Bush bumper stickers

Post by lifeon2 » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:34 am

Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave No Billionaire Behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for Not Paying Attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: This Time, Elect Us!

One Person, One Vote (*May Not Apply in Certain States)

I'm not even political and I think these are funny


Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:42 am

ROTFL!!! Those rock!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:24 pm

BEING A PROUD DEMOCRAT...
my favorites are...

"plant a bush back in texas"
"clinton may have lied but at least no one died"
"who would of thought jeb was the samrt one"
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:27 pm

"Vote for Bush in 2004, and you get Dick again!"
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:51 pm

Saw this today:
Dubya stands for Whore
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:52 am

just saw this last night and I had to giggle...

BUSH + DICK does not equal a good marriage!
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

The Shifty Jesus
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:27 am

(Insert smiling winning candidate here with thumbs up)
"I licked Bush in '04"
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:15 pm

For some reason, the Bible came to my mind:

LET US BURN THAT BUSH - IT'S GOD'S WILL!

Like, Moses in the Desert....or whoever that was.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

negatendo
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Post by negatendo » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:48 pm

I like the slogans on this site:

http://www.freewayblogger.com/

Especially:

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:)
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

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Midliferider
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Location: Columbus, Ohio... a lone Triumph rider

Post by Midliferider » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:45 am

Hey Negatendo thanks for posting that site. I believe in educating the main street population with truth. This is a great way to do it. So many are so busy that they just don't know whats truly affecting their lifes and who's losing theirs. There were some very smart comments hanging on those over passes. At least some are trying to set the record straight.
The world is full of warnings. An elevator smells different to a midget.

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