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Ban Guzzi
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Disgusting...

Post by Ban Guzzi » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:36 am

:yuck:

THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD STATISTICS'...


During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.

Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW! :mrgreen: :yuck:


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Post by beemer pat » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:20 am

Thanks for sharing. Keep up the good work.
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Post by Sugarplum » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:50 pm

1)I guess we all really have had a potty mouth at some time. (mom was right!)
2)We have all touched somone elses penis before & will continue to do so.
3) Duh, god only knows where a remote control in a hotel room has been...
4) Now I know why fast food makes so many people sick.
5) No more midnight snacks!
6&7) Shaking hands could lead to pregnancy (this explains "clammy handshakes also)
8) Yes it is true I really have had my panties stolen before.
9) Okay so no kissy & no hand shakey at weddings... (Thanks for the wedding present!)
10) I guess I know a lot of farts 1 liter seems like a very small mesurement too me.
Have a drink at the pool, touch a penis, lick the remote control, pig out, get a good nights rest, rub your junk & let the world know, just hand your danties over to the guy working on your house,kiss as many fools as you can, breath...
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:31 am

I usually don't worry about all of this. I like to think of it as training for my immune system.
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Post by ProdigalSon » Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:18 am

OK it is disgusting but let's face it we are also part of these statistics, I mean hell I was responsible for more than my fair share of fastfood terrorism. If the jocks from my highschool ever found out what me and the other geeks did to the food they ordered after the local football game...oh my. :evil:
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Post by Midliferider » Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:43 am

Hey BlackJoe,
Interesting you have no problem with those ladies?
Ok now, I guess you're sitting there thinking how many ladies are masturbating while surfing the UTMC site? Would you let them touch your mouse :wink:
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