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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Cocktail hour anyone?

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:34 pm

Hey barkeeper, give me a Flat Black Rat... just give it a few years all the big players will be downing them... you know the ones that ride old bikes to fast... ok maybe not...

How to make a Flat_Black_Rat
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part arrogance
3 parts instinct
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.phpl
Last edited by Flat_Black_Rat on Thu Jun 17, 2004 8:14 pm, edited 3 times in total.


"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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Post by Guest » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:43 pm

<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a rick</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
1 part anger<BR>
3 parts brilliance<BR>
1 part empathy</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lovability if desired!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktai ... ame:<input name="uname"><BR><input type=submit value="How do you make a 'you'?"><BR>
</form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktai ... ersonality cocktail</a><BR>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>

Ames
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Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:20 pm

How to make a Ames
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
5 parts courage
3 parts energy
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!


Where's the anger? The rightous indegnation? Damn, I sound like a fluffy bunny. :lol:
Cheers,
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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GimpyChinaman
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Fort Feh, Colorado

Post by GimpyChinaman » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:55 pm

How to make a Gimpy the One Eyed Chinaman
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts courage
3 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability


...um, I'm a little concerned that I came out one-third blank...
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"Hey!! Your shoes!! My cousin made your shoes!!"

ProdigalSon
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Detroit Michigan
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Post by ProdigalSon » Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:10 am

How to make a Prodigal Son

Ingredients:
5 parts success
5 parts silliness
5 parts energy

Method Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom
Maxwell, the Prodigal Son

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schotzy
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Phoenix, currently
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Post by schotzy » Sat Jun 26, 2004 4:44 pm

<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a schotzy</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
3 parts competetiveness<BR>
1 part brilliance<BR>
5 parts energy</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktai ... ame:<input name="uname"><BR><input type=submit value="How do you make a 'you'?"><BR>
</form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktai ... ersonality cocktail</a><BR>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>
Methylchloroisothiazolanone is my favorite word EVER.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Jun 26, 2004 5:11 pm

HOW TO MAKE A DERGOLGO

Ingredients:


5 parts mercy
5 parts humor
3 parts ego

Method
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim.
Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Sounds good enough, but I am sorta dissappointed. I had always been proud of being a freak, a geek and some other things ending with eek.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Timmay
Magnum Jihad
Location: KCMO
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Post by Timmay » Sat Jun 26, 2004 7:28 pm

How to make a TIMMAY

Ingredients:
1 part success
5 parts humour
1 part beauty

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lovability if desired!


only one part beauty.... have you seen my hair grease bill?

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rhinoviper
Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
Location: Tiny Town
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Post by rhinoviper » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:47 pm

How to make a rhinoviper

Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
5 parts beauty

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!!
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Maniacles

Post by Maniacles » Sun Jul 04, 2004 6:24 pm

Maniacles recipe:

1 part megalomania
1 part anarchy
1 part warrior
1 part philosopher
2 parts Phaedrus
4 parts passion
8 parts romance

Mix gently in a ming vase with a kodachi.
Brutally bash the vase over your head and enjoy the rush.
Caution! Can cause brain damage!
Warning!!!!! Brain damage is fun and addictive!

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