Frreee mar-ket e-con-o-me iz krapp. Een commune-izt kun-tree, iv yoo tek wooman oot, yoo git bloo jzob. Een emirika, yoo meybee git bloo jzob, yoo mebee get noothink.
Een Kommune-izt Kun-tree, oll whoorz kost same munee...prittey whoor, oogley whoor... all iz zame-zame.
Een eemerika, yoo vant whoor, iz mutch muney. yoo vant prittey whoor, iz mooor muney. yoo vant vat whoor? Iven mooor mutch muney!
Een Rooshya, vat whoor weill meke leetle muney. Zoon, zhee iz skeeny whoor, meke muney agaeen.
Een emerika, vat whoor moost meke mutch muney doo bouy droogz, ent zurgeree doo becum skeeny whoor.
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Vree Maer-keet Eecon-o-mee eez foor Kreap!
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Neon
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Vree Maer-keet Eecon-o-mee eez foor Kreap!
If I havent told you to fuck yourself, I must have been tired. Take it as meant 
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....hehe.... Neon Has A Three Year Long Pole...hehehe...
Fuck you in the Fuck hole you Fucking Fuck
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Slash 6
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- Location: Denver, CO
Russia hasn't been communist since 1989, and is currently one of the best examples of both the positive and negative sides to a free market economy.BackDoorBarbie wrote:but in a free market economy, you are allowed make these types of claims, in communist russia, you say something like that, it doesn't immediately impact the country, therefore, you'll just get shot
W.W.T.S.D.
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What Would Tony Soprano Do?
01 Speed Triple
04 1150 GS Adventure
72 CB 400
my one car garage is getting crowded
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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and I thought I was the only one here with a titanium acetabulum!DerGolgo wrote:You can all juss kiss my shiny metal ass....I want blackjack and hookers!
And on a side note, Democratic Communism can be a great system if it isn't run and populated by assclowns. Conversely, a Capitalist Republic (like the current US conundrum) can be a complete mess if run by assclowns.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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