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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:15 pm

Makes it that much more impossible to watch political debates, too.


"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:34 pm

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:38 pm

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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:47 am

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Maybe it's just me, but I find this photo fantastic on many levels.
More pics from the groovy age of computation here.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:03 am

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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:00 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:44 pm

This is what my moms office looked like when I was little, they used to sneak me in through the bars on the windows so she didn't have to take a day off when Kindergarten was closed. I could not get in through the front door cause the place was top security, it was "The Central Scientific Research Institute"

She worked in a large room filled with Russian version of IBM computer (it might have been HP they copied, all a blur now) rows and rows of fridge sized boxes making noises, spinning large discs and spitting out perforated tape and cards. I always took home a souvenirs: big bag of little dots that were punched form the tape, would make it "snow" on the way home
rolly wrote:Image
Maybe it's just me, but I find this photo fantastic on many levels.
More pics from the groovy age of computation here.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:53 am

MATPOC wrote:This is what my moms office looked like when I was little, they used to sneak me in through the bars on the windows so she didn't have to take a day off when Kindergarten was closed. I could not get in through the front door cause the place was top security, it was "The Central Scientific Research Institute"

She worked in a large room filled with Russian version of IBM computer (it might have been HP they copied, all a blur now) rows and rows of fridge sized boxes making noises, spinning large discs and spitting out perforated tape and cards. I always took home a souvenirs: big bag of little dots that were punched form the tape, would make it "snow" on the way home
Were Monster Mutton Chops all the rage in Mother Russia back then, as well?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Ames
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Post by Ames » Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:55 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Image
The Darth Knight? :lol:

That's got to be the best mash-up cosplay I've seen.
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:55 pm

That'll confuse a few geeks.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:36 am

I have a new goal for Spud:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uRk3scaVBlA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Aggroton
Chuck Asap
Location: Wrenchtown

Post by Aggroton » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:24 pm

Jaeger...have you seen Hannah?
The ultimate rolemodel for young ladies.
thats a sweet bike.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:51 pm

Aggroton wrote:Jaeger...have you seen Hannah?
The ultimate rolemodel for young ladies.
I've only seen trailers, but it does appear to head in the right direction. ;)

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:31 pm

While we're on something of a theme here...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QYm-dT24iRY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:mrgreen:

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:00 pm

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:59 am

Help me reconcile this...

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ATTATT...? (All the turban, all the time?)

His helmet must be enormous... :mrgreen:

(From the Sikhs I've talked to, they just rely on the turban. :shock:)

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:26 am

Sikhs are actually exempt from all helmet laws over here (but they MUST instead wear the turban).
Also, if a Sikh joins the police or other uniformed service, they get a special uniform-colored turban (I've seen a sikh customs officer at Düsseldorf airport once, didn't half look funny, the combination of the 70s cut khakis, green jacket and green turban with the state seal affixed to it where it would go on a cap...).
If they join the army, they are automatically exempt from any part of the service where duty involves the wearing of helmets.

Their rules on wearing the turban are, from what I understand, superstrict and involve not just the garment itself, but also how it is wrapped, so a turban-lookalike helmet wouldn't do.

I wonder what a sikh would do if he wanted to become a fireman...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:00 am

Same deal in Kanuckistan.

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:43 am

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I'm not really from around here.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:17 pm

My goal is to look as good as Iggy when I get to be as old as him now, past behavior notwithstanding.
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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:05 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:38 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:43 am

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:30 am

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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:11 pm

That guy is on fire.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:56 pm

RF, my wife and I are currently pissing ourselves laughing.


Thanks :lol:

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:02 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:15 pm

piccini9 wrote:Image
Dude, that's awesome.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:34 pm

More awesomeness here.
http://ofsoundandvision.com/
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:16 am

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HOORAY!
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

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