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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:28 am

Yeah, but can you drag a knee on it?

Also, still needs moar unicorns.


"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

Vitiare
Adhuc Homo Novus
Location: Austin, TX

Post by Vitiare » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:08 am

Mount a unicorn horn on the front and call it good.

That's awesome. I wish all chopper riders had that kind of gear.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:49 pm

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:25 am

^^^^

HHAHAHAHAHAAH


Ossum.



--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:11 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:36 pm

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:47 am

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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:21 am

.........pEnis..........
.....peniS.......
...........Penis....
........peNis.......


Nice shot. I wonder about the guy who can't handle the "TROOF", what's that about?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:50 pm

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

Subject42
Asshat Spambot
Location: A Parking lot on a mountain :)

Post by Subject42 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:09 am

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From my local bar tonight.

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:16 am

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:56 pm

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Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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problemaddict
Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
Location: hatfield, PA
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Post by problemaddict » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:09 am

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
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Post by guitargeek » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:37 am

ANYTHING is better with box flairs!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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problemaddict
Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
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Post by problemaddict » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:19 pm

guitargeek wrote:ANYTHING is better with box flairs!
43 page thread o' box flarey goodness I started on the GRM board

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:36 am

<a href='' target='_blank'><img src='' border='0' width='458' height ='770'/></a>
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:33 am

Bigshankhank wrote:<a href='' target='_blank'><img src='' border='0' width='458' height ='770'/></a>
Who'd have thought anyone saw Vance and I trick-or-treating? :lol:
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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Post by Ames » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:34 am

I love cosplay.

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Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:53 am

Ames wrote:I love cosplay.

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Ya know, without armor their primary advantage in combat is swiftness, which is subsequently negated by the gigundous sword each of them is carrying.
FAIL.
Post more of those pictures.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:31 am

Bigshankhank wrote: Ya know, without armor their primary advantage in combat is swiftness, which is subsequently negated by the gigundous sword each of them is carrying.
FAIL.
Post more of those pictures.
I disagree -- their primary advantage is that the guy they're fighting is going to be distracted by... wait, what was I saying? I was hippotized by those... buh... buh buh. buh. :shock:

And yes, more like that, pleez.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:54 am

Jaeger wrote:And yes, more like that, pleez.

--Jaeger
Like so?
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Not a sword, but a stabbing implement, and it's being used, too.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:19 pm

I am so totally going to ComiCon next year.


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Don't tell Claudia... :D
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:49 pm

piccini9 wrote:I am so totally going to ComiCon next year.
Keeping in mind that, just like the cigarette or liquor girls you meet at a bar, most of the hot ones are paid to be there and will NOT sleep with you.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:19 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:
piccini9 wrote:I am so totally going to ComiCon next year.
Keeping in mind that, just like the cigarette or liquor girls you meet at a bar, most of the hot ones are paid to be there and will NOT sleep with you.
Or are 14 years old. DANGER!

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:33 pm

I'd rather be surrounded by sexy 14 y.O warriors that would not sleep with me rather than by 40 y.O ugly sales women that would not sleep with me. (did I just wrote that out loud on the internet ?)
at least they'd let me stand with them on a cool picture to piss the GF once I get home.
I'm not really from around here.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:04 pm

Yeah, I'm with Cristian.
Not sayin' Im gonna do anything. I'm just sayin' Im goin.

Now. Here's a random picture.

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:26 pm

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
Contact:

Post by Jaeger » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:32 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Image
OMFG that's AWESOME.

Thankee. I feel better now. Squee.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

roadmissile
Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
Location: CO

Post by roadmissile » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:05 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:
Ames wrote:I love cosplay.

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Ya know, without armor their primary advantage in combat is swiftness, which is subsequently negated by the gigundous sword each of them is carrying.
FAIL.
Because I can see reposting that redhead on every page...

And for your edification:

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/RM
/Speed is our religion.

"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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Post by xtian » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:45 pm

Ames wrote:Mmmmmmmm, cosplay.

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thank you RoadMissile (and Ames) I do agree that a good reminder here and there can be useful.
I'm not really from around here.

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