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EIF
Magnum Jihad
Location: in-transit

Post by EIF » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:04 am

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I presume this is a doctored pic, but somehow I could see this being done...


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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:40 am

EIF wrote:Image

I presume this is a doctored pic, but somehow I could see this being done...
Hmmm, now where have I seen that before...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:31 am

You'd never see that attempted with a Triumph. It'd fall off.
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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:37 am

Sisyphus wrote:You'd never see that attempted with a Triumph.
Not in a room that well lit.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:17 pm

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:15 pm

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nw52e0dfCaA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Geeks gone wild.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:56 pm

Some pretty interesting body types there... Eeew.
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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:44 pm

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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:41 am

Jaeger wrote:...youtube video...

Geeks gone wild.

--Jaeger
That's gotta be the best visualization of how crowdsourcing can work, that it doesn't deliver what you want but may still deliver something outstanding, I've yet seen.

Also, this was recommended as "you might also like" or however they express that, and I must agree, I LIKE:
http://youtu.be/ooUqOwh-2LE
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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:43 pm

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:33 am

That's really pretty and I wish it were mine.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:50 am

Reminds me of a home for the Seven Dwarves, assuming that shanty goes back into the cliff a good ways.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:59 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:That's really pretty and I wish it were mine.
Hardy Har Har . . .
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:06 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:That's really pretty and I wish it were mine.
Hardy Har Har . . .
Heh... Accidental comedian on that one.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
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Post by goose » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:05 pm

saw this on way into work and smiled. compared to all the hippy dip stickers I see, it warmed me a little bit on the inside.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:11 am

goose wrote:saw this on way into work and smiled. compared to all the hippy dip stickers I see, it warmed me a little bit on the inside.

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HAAAAHAHAHAHAAH

That's fuckin' awesome. Want.

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:12 am

Peace through superior firepower.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
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Post by Jonny » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:10 pm

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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:25 pm

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Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Post by Pintgudge » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:38 pm

Bill!


Is this photo of you at your "other" job?
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:38 pm

^^ Slow tuesday afternoon for Alan Moore?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:15 am

From my friend's blog (and my friend just so happens to be a badass artist). http://obviouslycloe.com/

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:32 am

Ah, don't hit on Wheaton.
He seems to have a sense of humor, hence his recurring appearances on Big Bang Theory, seems like a good sport in all.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:14 pm

But the shirt, man! Look at the shirt!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:19 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:But the shirt, man! Look at the shirt!
I do, but words fail me, it's just so jangle and definitely very platz.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:48 am

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:36 am

Star Wars + Salvador Dali =

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(And who knew that Jawas liked Slayer?)

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:27 am

Based on the way the Jawa language was portrayed in the film(s), why would one think they don't like Slayer?






(I know I know, according to canon the Jawas language was whatever they wanted it to be in order to confuse "customers" and may not have actually been spoken during the film.)
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:49 pm

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:53 pm

Oh good lord
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