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EIF
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: in-transit
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by EIF » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:04 am
I presume this is a doctored pic, but somehow I could see this being done...
Don't mix your Viagra with your Boniva, you'll only end up with stiff knees
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:40 am
EIF wrote:
I presume this is a doctored pic, but somehow I could see this being done...
Hmmm, now where have I seen that before...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Contact:
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by Sisyphus » Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:31 am
You'd never see that attempted with a Triumph. It'd fall off.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:37 am
Sisyphus wrote:You'd never see that attempted with a Triumph.
Not in a room that well lit.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:15 pm
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="
http://www.youtube.com/embed/nw52e0dfCaA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Geeks gone wild.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Contact:
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by Sisyphus » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:56 pm
Some pretty interesting body types there... Eeew.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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by SSCAM » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:44 pm
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:41 am
Jaeger wrote:...youtube video...
Geeks gone wild.
--Jaeger
That's gotta be the best visualization of how crowdsourcing can work, that it doesn't deliver what you want but may still deliver something outstanding, I've yet seen.
Also, this was recommended as "you might also like" or however they express that, and I must agree, I LIKE:
http://youtu.be/ooUqOwh-2LE
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:43 pm
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:33 am
That's really pretty and I wish it were mine.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:50 am
Reminds me of a home for the Seven Dwarves, assuming that shanty goes back into the cliff a good ways.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:59 am
WeAintFoundShit wrote:That's really pretty and I wish it were mine.
Hardy Har Har . . .
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:06 pm
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:WeAintFoundShit wrote:That's really pretty and I wish it were mine.
Hardy Har Har . . .
Heh... Accidental comedian on that one.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:05 pm
saw this on way into work and smiled. compared to all the hippy dip stickers I see, it warmed me a little bit on the inside.

Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:11 am
goose wrote:saw this on way into work and smiled. compared to all the hippy dip stickers I see, it warmed me a little bit on the inside.

HAAAAHAHAHAHAAH
That's fuckin' awesome. Want.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:12 am
Peace through superior firepower.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:10 pm
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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by thrasherbill » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:25 pm
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
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by Pintgudge » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:38 pm
Bill!
Is this photo of you at your "other" job?
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:38 pm
^^ Slow tuesday afternoon for Alan Moore?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:32 am
Ah, don't hit on Wheaton.
He seems to have a sense of humor, hence his recurring appearances on Big Bang Theory, seems like a good sport in all.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:14 pm
But the shirt, man! Look at the shirt!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:19 pm
WeAintFoundShit wrote:But the shirt, man! Look at the shirt!
I do, but words fail me, it's just so jangle and definitely very platz.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:48 am
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:36 am
Star Wars + Salvador Dali =
(And who knew that Jawas liked Slayer?)
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:27 am
Based on the way the Jawa language was portrayed in the film(s), why would one think they don't like Slayer?
(I know I know, according to canon the Jawas language was whatever they wanted it to be in order to confuse "customers" and may not have actually been spoken during the film.)
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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by rc26 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:49 pm
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Contact:
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by Sisyphus » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:53 pm
Oh good lord
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