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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:51 am
So, she has me looking at real estate in a separate window. I click off it, and this pops up.
I'm special.

Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:22 pm
I thought Monster Zero was taller...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:40 am
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:17 am
I went to high school with Wil. He's a great guy and definitely has a sense of humor. I think he would love that shirt.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:45 am
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:27 pm
I can't believe somebody did this. Ducati must feel even more shame than usual since it appears their bike wasn't up to the task necessitating this uglification. First their GP bikes now their Hyper?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue May 01, 2012 5:39 am
I just think its funny that they put a notoriously short actor on such a tall bike. Check out those tippy toes!
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Tue May 01, 2012 9:29 am
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I just think its funny that they put a notoriously short actor on such a tall bike. Check out those tippy toes!
nah, the Aprilia SXV is shorter than the Hyper (and cooler, and faster, and better looking and it's all fucking ugly upped just so someone could have a "brand' moment - ok, less reliable.) AAAAARRRGGHHH!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue May 01, 2012 9:50 am
goose wrote:Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I just think its funny that they put a notoriously short actor on such a tall bike. Check out those tippy toes!
nah, the Aprilia SXV is shorter than the Hyper (and cooler, and faster, and better looking and it's all fucking ugly upped just so someone could have a "brand' moment - ok, less reliable.) AAAAARRRGGHHH!
Of course you'd have to adjust the valves after every take on the SXV.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Thu May 03, 2012 4:28 pm
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Fri May 04, 2012 9:28 am
May the 4th be with you...

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Fri May 11, 2012 6:08 pm
The hills are alive with the sound of a flat twin.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat May 12, 2012 3:32 am
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sat May 12, 2012 4:31 am
Thanks Piccini, it still better than David Hassellhoff.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sat May 12, 2012 7:02 am
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
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by Bo_9 » Sat May 12, 2012 7:14 am
Oh, my do I need a set of those bags for my bomber!
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Mon May 14, 2012 8:29 am
Sitting enjoying a coffee on Sunday afternoon and what happens by but a parade of Unicorns!
Even funnier was the guy across the street yelling "You're not real! You don't exist!"

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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by SpecialK » Mon May 14, 2012 2:35 pm
“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu May 17, 2012 3:10 pm
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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by rc26 » Fri May 18, 2012 6:05 pm
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Sat May 19, 2012 6:52 am
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"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Contact:
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by Sisyphus » Sat May 19, 2012 8:23 am
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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by SpecialK » Sun May 20, 2012 1:19 pm
“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Mon May 21, 2012 6:16 am
LINK
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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by SSCAM » Tue May 22, 2012 3:03 pm
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Tue May 22, 2012 3:17 pm
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Wed May 23, 2012 10:49 am
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Thu May 24, 2012 12:00 pm
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Thu May 24, 2012 6:00 pm
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs