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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Mea
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Myersville
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Contact:
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by Mea » Fri May 25, 2012 11:17 am
2002 Honda VTX600CD
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri May 25, 2012 1:22 pm
calamari kid wrote:
Ahhhh Mondo 2000! I remember that diagram and thinking that shit was so cool! When was that? 1994 or so? Funny how most of those capabilities are all packed into common cell phones now.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Wed May 30, 2012 11:17 am
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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by SpecialK » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:28 am
“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:00 pm
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:34 pm
Geekologie wrote:Because what better way to start a Monday than with some weird/depressing news, Dutch artist Bart Jansen had his cat Orville (after the Wright brother) taxidermied and turned into a flying quadrocopter after it was hit by a car. You know, because that's how you show respect for a deceased pet. Also, Bart -- why is there fur on your bumper?
LINK
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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Contact:
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by SidVicious » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:51 pm
RE: flying cat
I weep.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:45 pm
Yeah, I love the furry little bastards. Can't imagine doing something like that with one of mine.
However...
http://www.nervoussquirrel.com/badgermin.html
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:15 pm
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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by SSCAM » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:45 am
Wow Zim... Wow

de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:57 am
Needs more lens flares if you are trying to be the JJ Abrams of the flyer world.
"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:47 am
I like the DJ name, since any DJ who'd be playing a party like that would clearly torment just about everyone with any taste in music.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:08 am
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:36 pm
I kinda want to start a collection of these pictures.

Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
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by gazza » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:40 pm
Johnny, that pic reminds me of Black Joe.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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Contact:
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by SidVicious » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:46 am
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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Airhead
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Seattle
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by Airhead » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:44 pm
Apparently seen at a Lowe's in Mississippi...

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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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by SSCAM » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:02 pm
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:19 pm
Speaking of "Badbusa"...
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:42 am
I don't usually post moto related pics here, but...
... ATGATT.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:57 pm
gazza wrote:Johnny, that pic reminds me of Black Joe.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:40 pm
Jaeger wrote:gazza wrote:Johnny, that pic reminds me of Black Joe.
--Jaeger
???It's not Black Joe???
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Vitiare
- Adhuc Homo Novus
- Location: Austin, TX
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by Vitiare » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:15 am
Can we all agree that this is a squid?

"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what training and proper gear could do."
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:54 am
Jonny wrote:Jaeger wrote:gazza wrote:Johnny, that pic reminds me of Black Joe.
--Jaeger
???It's not Black Joe???
It could be his great-great grandpappy for both the expression and the face itself. The resemblance is uncanny.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:50 am
Rock's new van?

Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Midliferider
- Yogurt
- Location: Columbus, Ohio... a lone Triumph rider
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by Midliferider » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:48 am
In a strange sense, I admire his "I'll do damn well what I want" position. I'd like to met him to see how he keeps that six pack steady on the bike. Though, his shoes are a bit squidly. This may come under, WTF, as well.
The world is full of warnings. An elevator smells different to a midget.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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Contact:
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by Rock » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:11 am
goose wrote:Rock's new van?

Getting the "Free Candy" Airbrushed on it as I type.
The guy I "borrowed" the van from.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:07 am
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:45 am
Those red plug wires are tacky.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen